Sparkletits & Fuckwit Harry (10)

So Megan Sparkle and Harry the ginger cheque signer have announced the birth of Megan’s leverage for maintenance payments in court, they have called this future gold digger/fuckwit/cunt Lillibet Diana Mountbatten Windsor, just so there is no mistaking she, s royalty, just in case the ginger fuck monkey is banished from the family.

So it can’t be long now before grand master plan kicks in, sparkle tits has suffered the white pork sword with special sauce, so if there no more to be screwed out of monkey boy, it’s going to be divorce time, followed as many books as she can publish about how difficult it is being a single black mother and all the hardships she has had to endure at the hands of the royals and the scummy British public…

Betts please fellow cunters I’m going with a year from now

https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/15126523/meghan-markle-birth-baby-lilibet-news-prince-harry/

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

The Post Office/Royal Mail (7)

What a shower of shite this organisation is. Fucking dreadful and seemingly unaccountable, unless you go through a long long winded process that saps not only your strength but will to live.

Now they posted a new phone a couple of years ago to the wrong address, left it in my green house. I don’t have a green house. After months of wrangling I got a sorry claim off the senders insurance.

Last Saturday they couldn’t be bothered to post my parcel very small guitar gadget but left the collect from the depot next working day shite. This morning I go down arrive at 9am to read that it was open 7am-9am and will not open until 8am-10am Tuesday. What the fuck!!

Open for 2 hours just after dawn. Do these cunts think we are all postmen/milkmen. See the link for times verified.

https://www.royalmail.com/services-near-you/delivery-office/skegness-delivery-office-pe25-2aa

Utter cunts.

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt 

Sinead O’Connor (3)

Sinead O’Connor is a potato munching duff paddy bomb slinging cunt!
1. She is Irish (i.e backwards like all the Irish)
2. She has a slaphead.
3. She converted to the hell cult of Islam
4. She self harms like a total attention whore.
5. She swears cos she thinks it makes her look hard.
6. She has now wrote a book about how much of an annoying cunt she is called “Rememberings” which sounds cuntish
7. She looks like an uglier version of the ugly shaven headed annoying cunt Rose McGowan
8. She of course claims she has been raped dozens of times like a typical #MemeToo cunt. Even though she has always looked like a BLOKE!
9. She changed her name to something muslim like Shamima Bin-Mohammed Bombem.
10. She will most likely wear a suicide vest at her gig and blow everyone up.

Fuck of and do a benefit gig for ISIS you skinhead cunt!

metro – sinead to-boycott-womans-hour

Nominated by: Kendo Nagasaki

The England and Wales Cricket Board (ECB)

The ECB are a pack of cunts for suspending the England cricketer Ollie Robinson for some ‘inappropriate’ tweets he made as a teenager.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2021/06/07/suspension-ollie-robinson-racist-sexist-tweets-top-says-culture/

This young man has just made his debut for England taking several wickets and scoring 42 runs in the first innings. However, despite making a grovelling apology and regretting his actions, the woke brigade has decided that this is insufficient and suspended him from international cricket whilst they investigate his comments (for fuck’s sake, how long does it take to ‘investigate’ tweets which have a maximum of 280 words?). In the meantime, Robinson will have to undergo the humiliation of “anti-racism and unconscious bias training and get involved with ECB projects working with minorities”.

The following cunts are the members of the Board of the ECB:
• Ian Watmore
• Baroness Valerie Amos
• Katie Bickerstaff
• Martin Darlow
• Alan Dickinson
• Tom Harrison
• Ron Kalifa
• Barry O’Brien
• Lucy Pearson
• Scott Smith
• Brenda Trenowden CBE
• Jim Wood

None of the above, apart from Lucy Pearson (thanks, Dickie Dribbler – DA) has ever appeared in an England XI, so other than their diversity training, what qualifications do they have for running our national summer sport?

Ollie Robinson, you are welcome to post your thoughts on ISAC but stay away from Twitter! And hopefully, you will be back in the England team faster than a Bob Willis bouncer.

Nominated by: Hard Brexit Cunt

and this from Dick Dribbler

It also looks like Robinson is not the only England player subject to a historical twitter witch-hunt. Latest news:-

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/57393217