I foolishly tuned in to see the BBC’S news broadcast yesterday and said to myself, ‘I wonder how long it’ll take them to be woke and boil my piss?’
Well, it took them all of a few seconds. Their coverage of VJ day made it look as though WW2 was won for Britain by Indians and other dark keys.
Now, I’m fully aware that citizens of the Commonwealth did chip in with invaluable help, for which you’d have to be a cunt not to be grateful for.
However, their coverage seemed to almost solely focus on these troops when it came to the victory in Japan celebrations. It was spot the honky soldier time. I think we saw Prince Charles for a few seconds before they quickly returned to a scene from ‘It ain’t half hot mum.’ I didn’t see many other honkies.
How long until they colour in footage of Churchill and stick a turban on his head?
Fuck off.
Nominated by: Cuntybollocks