I am tired of all the London this and London that bollocks…London is the greatest city on earth and without the economy of London propping up the rest of England, Scotland and Wales you’d all be getting abaaaht on horse and carts and foraging for worms.
London. The place where any great man past or present has visited, absorbed the culture and grown culturally. The energy of the place is constant, things get done, and whether you are a whitey, black and white cunt like me or blackie there is a can do attitude. Of course if your skint cunt then it may not be that enjoyable as you need a few quid to really enjoy the place but even the poor can enjoy the place. London has pushed forward some great music like ska, punk and even drum and bass which have unified da youth and shown that the UK is a trend setter.
Yes people will say ‘its full of foreigners’ , ‘its violent’, ‘it’s menacing’ etc but most capital cities have a similar vibe and that’s the way it is.
People make an effort in London to look good whatever their style and the world is represented when it come to the fairer sex. You can make loads of money in London and you can be whoever and whatever you want to be here. London challenges you and can make you a more rounded person, more international thinking and generally more interesting to other people.
Great men from the pirate Sir Henry Morgan, King Charles II, Marcus Garvey and myself have all lived or visited here and we urge you to come and visit and stay if you want…life isn’t a rehearsal it’s fucking happening so let’s all appreciate the greatest city on earth which luckily is the capital of England as well.
Go fuck yourselves.
Nominated by: Black and White Cunt
And seconded by Dark key cunt with this heart warming tale:
Seconded. 47 years. Loved my local team (N7 always a gooner). I know that my move to the East Midlands is lovely, but London is/was (delete as appropriate) magnificent.
What was once home.
Was born and raised about 1/2 hour from Victoria Station, just a few yards from old GLC border with Epsom and Ewell RDC (!!).
IMHO, Newcastle is fantastic (was there for a few months at end of 2004).
As far as London, I LOVE The City, but last went to rest of London in 2013, really thought it had gone down. The new Foyle’s bookshop… “Oooh, look at all the blonde designer wood surfaces” but where the fuck was all the interesting stock from the old rabbit Warren?? Christina F would be turning in her grave…
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I don’t mind London.
I do mind the fact it has been turned into the third world.
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With you on that point. I realised that moving away was a good idea when some bloke in a shop informed me that he was having trouble understanding my request due to my accent. I informed the chap that I was born not 3 miles from his shop. Fucking great after a 14 hour night shift chasing Romanians around Eurostar’s. This incident occurred in 1996 it still riles me. Moved to the wilds the following year miss the museums, underground, the Thames basically I miss what was the norm when I was younger. Bonus point Not very stabby yet.
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I lived in Muswell Hill for a while in the late 80s. I was shacked up with this cockney bird and we lived next door to these rastas who were top lads. London was an ace place back then. But nowhere in Blighty is the same as it was now. Thanks to that cunt, Satan Blair.
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Norm:
Did you used to wear a Brazil football top?
Did you sell a car to my mate Suggs?
Hmmmmmmm🤔
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Bird I went out with was a Spurs supporter. A good girl actually, but her mother was a from hell. Originally from Stoke Newington, but our flat was in Muswell Hill. The neighbouring rastas were great as both mates and as security. They were tough cunts and nobody bothered us or fucked us about with them around, and they had the finest weed there was. Used to still see her when I went to White Hart Lane to watch United, but she stopped going to matches around the time Tim Sherwood became manager. She was a great lay and a good friend too.
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That’s an insult to Satan
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Former English city, still remains a tourist theme park, overrun by the filth of the world. That’s before I start slagging the place off!!
Croydon had a little stabathon last night, the only fatality was ‘Lavz’ he was black, well what else would he be with a name like that (9 others injured).
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Guess he did nuffin? Was he an architect?
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Whatever he was he was on the wrong team in the stabathon 😂
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Only 9! FFS give em bigger blades. Cunts!!
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London is ok apart from the fact that there are too many Londoners. In other words too many cunts. Same as any other city, they’re all full of cunts. If you could get rid of all the cunts, every place would be great. There wouldn’t be many people around but at least it would be cuntless.
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London is now a toilet. Very sorry to say this because it’s a shame..
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Nah, London’s shit. Too noisy, too crowded, too polluted, too much crime, gangs everywhere… like most cities it’s a shithole that is best avoided.
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Well I am shocked at the replies cunters, I suppose it helps when you live in Notting Hill, in the Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea.
I was gonna invite you all over for a rave up in the mews. You can all go fuck yourselves…😁
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London isnt London any more. It’s Dubai on Thames. (Rod Liddle).
Not sure if London props up the South-East, but there you go. If it does it’s a very small area of London.
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I forgot to say that as soon as the temperature gets over 25°c it starts to stink of dogshit.
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It’s not dogshit, it’s the stench of imported lowlife cunts.
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London is overpriced and overcrowded. It’s not English anymore either.
I got sick of the place and so moved to yorkshire. Best thing I ever did. Now I drive to work through the beautiful yourkshire countryside instead of being stuck in a traffic jam at gypsy corner or on the North circ…. not having to spend almost every penny on rent now either, live in a decent 2 bed with a garden that’d cost 4 times the price daan saaf.
Went as a tourist with the lass a while ago and it was nice but I don’t miss living there. Each to their own though I guess…. some people like the noise and the traffic and the sirens and the crime. Not me though.
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The only way I want to see London is through the bomb hatch doors of the Enola Gay.
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I know the link is to the Groaniad but this always struck me as being one of London’s issues:
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2014/jan/31/inside-london-billionaires-row-derelict-mansions-hampstead
It’s called ‘Londongrad’ in certain curcles and not without good reason.
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You really are a bunch of miserable bastards but I still love you all. Go fuck yourselves.
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B&W Cunt:
Move up north and you will probably find the woman of your dreams.
Selling your vastly over valued property portfolio, you could buy a country estate up north and a city centre flat 😉
Probably find a bird that will make more of an effort, too👍
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Oh aye!
Youd like the birds BWC!
They put the effort in!
Dont lay there like a bag of spuds with a moody face like those London types,
They bang like a shithouse door in a gale.
Youd love em!
An you can eat chips n gravy out of their belly buttons afterwards.
😀👍
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If you actually own your flat in Londongrad B&W, you could probably sell up and nearly buy a whole street in some towns up north.
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Cheers lads, northerners are quite friendly in my experience…it might take a bit of getting used to though as I’m used to miserable, rude bastards in London.
I rent in London but own my west country flat. Whereabaaaahts are you from/living HS? I imagine you are from/living in London or the home counties.
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BWC@
Your welcome up North anytime,
We’re friendly like a drink, a laugh, and are welcoming to strangers!
Except in Northumbria.
We wont visit Dick.
He’ll blow our heads off. ,😀
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No B&W not from London. I’m originally from South Yorkshire, but left years ago. That’s why I’m a tight fisted bugger with money.
I have visited The Smoke many times but not properly in the last 8/9 years, only when passing through on the way to the airport. It’s nice to visit (or at least it was) but I’ve never fancied living and working there.
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3rd world shit hole
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Gordon Hill. King of the Cockneys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL1KbWlu7oY
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Best thing to come out of londonistan….
The M1 North
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Alright I’m a Yank so what do I know? But I’ve been to London about 30 times in my life beginning in the mid 1990’s. I loved the place back then. Cabbies were polite, spoke English, and knew every goddamn alley and street in that huge city. I could go into a cigar shop and relax and have a smoke and a nice long conversation with the owner or staff. I felt safe walking alone at night after a hearty dinner with my business friends. And the best part back then — no political correctness or wokeness unlike America then which was already starting to sink into cuntish woke-ism, smoking bans, couldn’t call a woman a “girl”, etc etc. I felt at home in London. It was like American was 20 years earlier (and the way it should have stayed!). But today — there is no London. You actually overtook America on cuntish wokeness and love for the peacefuls (may pork be upon them). Cabbies are almost all peacefuls and I can’t understand them and they’re rude. They don’t even know the roads. Cigar stores are virtually all gone now in London due to smoking bans. And the crime scares me shitless. It is Londonistan! As much as I used to love visiting London, I refuse to go now. Fuck you London woke cunts who took the greatest city in the world and turned it into a woke third-word shithole. Fuck you CUNTS!!!
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Horrid place.
Most big cities are.
But London has special ‘cesspool’ status in my opinion.
Get on that Hendon Way and put your foot down.
Don’t even glance in your rear view mirror until you get to Scratchwood Services at least!
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I grew up in London, and it was a vast cosmipolitan sprawl full of culure and Diversity and was a good place to live. Nowadays it is full of scum and the worst of what the rest of the world has to offer us. Last time I was there I was the only white male on the bus. It really is a place for the greedy, displaced and morons. Black people stabbing each other. White lefties thinking they are virtuos, until they get stabbed. Many places that the police won’t go for safety reasons. It is a toxic dump that represents the worst of humanity and I am hoping for a repeat of 1666. We had the plague version 2 so lets hope for the great fire of London version2. In short I will slag off London, because it is a shithole full of cunts, and so glad I don’t live there any more
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London fucking stinks of shit.
I went to Uni there 1972 -1977 and even way back then as I walked around Bayswater and the Edgeware Road I observed that I was the only English cunt there.
I remember a disgusting scene in which a metallic pink Rolls Royce Corniche convertible was blatantly parked on the pavement on Edgeware Road with three A-r@b kids jumping up and down on the cream leather upholstery in their dog-shit-encrusted sandals.
Even the white people that inhabit the cesspool are an affront to the human race. Just look at them! A bunch of arty-farty woke Guardianistas, vegans, ‘omos tra@nnies and le2zas twerking down Old Compton Street in Soho in their chaps and announcing that their arseholes are open for business.
Both my daughter and I were desperate for a piss after getting wankered and happened to pass a gay bar in Soho (G.A.Y) We were politely directed to the basement and couldn’t fail to notice these side rooms with bean bags on the floors everywhere accompanied by the unmistakable smell of spunk and ass-juice.
Now I’m no prude but I can’t for the life of me remember scenes like this in the various pubs that I used to frequent in West Devon nor those in the seedier parts of neighbouring Plymouth.
As far as I recall the local village perverts had to meet up in public lavatories and left messages for each other written in shit on the cubicle walls. Things like, “Meet here for cock-fun Saturday 7.30pm.”
What is wrong with these degenerates?
Get a hobby, take up fishing.
“I can wank myself and want to learn more sex”
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Mixed bag. I moved there in 2010 from Biermingham and now left for Berkshire as i couldnt handle living there anymore. Culturally great, economically important. But changed now. Property is insane there. All the english people have become wanky woke twats. Full of foreigners now and the crime is awful.
Overcrowded and you are expected to pay 50% of your annual income in rent and then get the tube to work because the ULEZ and parking make driving cost you £100 a day.
What ruined it most for me is the Hipster shit like shoreditch beginning to bleed into the rest of the place.
No mr barman in my local, i dont want a pint of shit some nob down the road brewed in his back garden for £6 a pint, i would like a premium continental lager. What do you mean you dont do them? Why has the sky sports been replaced with some homeless looking types playing scrabble, in an attempt to look Intellectual, rather than thick scruffy twats doing degrees in digital media or whatever bag of wank theyve been conned into handing over 10k a year for?
Met some lovely genuine cockney people there, but theres also a kind of smugness and superiority complex about some of the southern english people who have moved there – like they are above others. Once was interrupted out of the blue by a woman in a pub who informed me she ‘couldnt stand my accent’. After I kind of said ‘dont give a fuck, who are you’ we established she believed she had the high ground as a local, she had always ‘lived in London’, because before living in kennington she lived in Crawley (sussex). Says it all really.
London is a cunt, full of mainly, cunts
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The best thing about Londonistan is that it would be the first city in the UK to be vaporised when the missiles start to fly! I’d just pray that I got bombed soon after before the smell of that burning shithole reached me!
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