Ian Payne

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Ever since Colin “Already a Cunt” Murray left the Beeb the post of 5 Live’s Most Annoying Cunt has been left vacant. But not anymore…

Enter Radio 5 Live’s Ian Payne with his facetiousness, annoying voice, snarky “humour” and dumb photo on the Five Live website (check it if you don’t believe me) Payne has all the makings of a massive, stupid, annoying cunt.

Nominated by: Colin Murray’s Brain

Tony Hall

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BBC Director General Tony Hall is a cunt for axing BBC3. Not for doing it now, but because the lazy cunt has waited ten fucking years to do the decent thing.

BBC3 aka BBC Chav – that wonderful channel packed with such deeply cuntish offerings as Little Britain, Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps Please, and any so-called comedy programmes fronted by cunts called Russell. I would rather watch wall-to-wall repeats of Last Of The Summer Wine than BBC Chav.

Good fucking riddance.

Nominated by: Fred West

Chris Moyles [3]

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Chris Moyles is [alledgedly] an thieving lying criminal cunt who has been paid £millions by the evil beast PC shit at the BBC.

Moyles [alledgedly] enrolled in a tax scam (Working Wheels) that [alledgedly] criminally fabricated fees and losses to avoid paying tax. [If this is true] then the dirty evil filth pig cunt, Chris Moyles, knows full well that he was committing a criminal offence and thieving from the poor with tax evasion.

Meanwhile, cripples who do not turn up for appointments at the DWP (because they cannot afford taxis) are sanctioned 3 months benefit (£71.70 a week).

IMHO we should all pray for Chris Moyles to die of cancer.

Nominated by: BBC Syph

(With added caveats because we don’t like being sued! Ed.)

DAB Radio

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DAB radio is a fucking cunt. It was invented by cunts, pushed on the people by cunts, the radios it plays on are (battery-eating) cunts, all the DAB stations are cunts (most broadcast in mono), and you need an aerial 200 feet high to pick-up and listen to the fucking garbled 8-bit MP1 cunt shit – that sounds like a wax-roll recording of Thomas Edison singing “Mary had a little lamb” (the cunt).

The BBC are pushing DAB because it is a nest of filthy cunts wanting even higher licence fees to pay for putting up yet more DAB masts to broadcast shite to cunts (and of course, a lot of the ‘DAB mast money’ is being spent by BBC management cunts on champagne and rent boys). The British government is pushing DAB radio because it is mother-load of cunts in the universe, with no idea what it is doing (-just changing ‘stuff’ at random to fake progress and policies).

Dab radio fucking cunts – they are all fucking cunts.

Nominated by: Demigog

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