Sport Relief

Posted on March 21, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Oh fuck, no! It’s Sport Relief 2014, an evening of unrelenting cheap talentless shite masquerading as entertainment on the pretence of raising vast sums of money from brain dead morons who complain they haven’t got any so that over-bloated charity moguls can piss it up the wall.

Let’s cut through the bull: This is the Beeb self promoting itself as the harbinger of all things good and generous whilst filling the schedule with cheap tat.

Mind you ‘Sports Relief’ does seem a rather appropriate title for a programme presented by a bunch of wankers.

Watch something else and send ’em fuck all. That’s what I’ll be doing.

Nominated by: Dioclese

Ian Payne

Posted on March 15, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Ever since Colin “Already a Cunt” Murray left the Beeb the post of 5 Live’s Most Annoying Cunt has been left vacant. But not anymore…

Enter Radio 5 Live’s Ian Payne with his facetiousness, annoying voice, snarky “humour” and dumb photo on the Five Live website (check it if you don’t believe me) Payne has all the makings of a massive, stupid, annoying cunt.

Nominated by: Colin Murray’s Brain

Tony Hall

Posted on March 10, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

BBC Director General Tony Hall is a cunt for axing BBC3. Not for doing it now, but because the lazy cunt has waited ten fucking years to do the decent thing.

BBC3 aka BBC Chav – that wonderful channel packed with such deeply cuntish offerings as Little Britain, Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps Please, and any so-called comedy programmes fronted by cunts called Russell. I would rather watch wall-to-wall repeats of Last Of The Summer Wine than BBC Chav.

Good fucking riddance.

Nominated by: Fred West

Chris Moyles [3]

Posted on March 8, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Chris Moyles is [alledgedly] an thieving lying criminal cunt who has been paid £millions by the evil beast PC shit at the BBC.

Moyles [alledgedly] enrolled in a tax scam (Working Wheels) that [alledgedly] criminally fabricated fees and losses to avoid paying tax. [If this is true] then the dirty evil filth pig cunt, Chris Moyles, knows full well that he was committing a criminal offence and thieving from the poor with tax evasion.

Meanwhile, cripples who do not turn up for appointments at the DWP (because they cannot afford taxis) are sanctioned 3 months benefit (£71.70 a week).

IMHO we should all pray for Chris Moyles to die of cancer.

Nominated by: BBC Syph

(With added caveats because we don’t like being sued! Ed.)