Quidditch Identifies as Quadball

I want to cunt some massive cunts.

These particular cunts play a game called Quidditch which is based on a game played by the kids at hogwartz the fictional wizard school in the Harry Potter books.

These massive cunts play a fictional game based on flying wizards.

Obviously the spacca cunts cunt fly so run around with a broom between their legs as below.

You Tube Link

Now as if that doesn’t mark them out as grade A cunts they want to change the name of the game to distance themselves from JK Rowling (the person who invented the fucking game for her children’s books) because she doesn’t buy deluded fantasy about men being women in real life.

BBC News Link

Not content with being massive cunts running around playing a fictional game with a broom between their legs they now want to draw more attention to their cuntishness.

I suppose if you are ready to believe a man is a woman, imagining your flying around on a broomstick is not a big stretch.

Cunts Cunts Cunts

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

 


And here’s one from Guzziguy

I know that the BBC is a regular subject on IsAC but there is a truly odd article on their Newsbeat section entitled ‘Can Quidditch thrive as Quadball?’
It would appear that the terminally sad freaks who run around green spaces with a broomstick between their legs wish to dissociate themselves from JK Rowling as she

had the temerity to point out that there are only two sexes.
It is hard to work out who are the bigger cunts, the outraged freaks or the BBC for thinking that any normal person would regard this stupidity as news.
As ever, I look to the technologically gifted on this site to provide the link. Thanks in advance.

With a supporting link from Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Here it is in all it’s fucking stupidity.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-62252514

MSM Pretending Not to be MSM (17)

A nomination for GB news, Talk TV and other news outlets that pretend not to be MSM.

They’re a bit shit.

More opinion than actual news, the only good thing is some of the interviews with people who don’t get on the other channels for going ‘off-message’on issues.
Other than that it’s mostly monologues and ‘clashes’ between various dim panellists. Many of the hosts are complete fucking non-entities: Dan Wooton is perhaps the worst offender; always butting in, and once again theyve booked the lefty version of Katie Hopkins – Benjamin Butterworth – to be obnoxious and irrational for clicks.

What a pile of wank.

Also, Talk TV; more panto dressed as discussion. Julia HB should fuck off out of it and create her own podcast or start an OnlyFans.

Both channels are in lockstep wiith the ‘MSM’ in discussing climate change after a 2 day heatwave -‘who’s to blame? What’s happening? What about China?

I don’t fucking care. This planet is not affected, only our ability to live on it, but many things would have a far greater and immediate impact on that ; asteroid strikes, large volcanoes, even the emergence of a pan-resistant bacteria in our hospitals, which is getting ever closer. The whole climate debate is now boring as are all current affairs channels which bleat on about it.

Same with tranny bollocks and quare lgbt crap, same with pro-Ukraine drivel, same with the gaslighting over race.

Compared to the rising costs of everything, it is meaningless dogshit.

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

Google Doodle

The Great Gama cunters? Now that is a sobriquet to be reckoned with. He was an Indian wrestler. And won some Heavyweight championship.

The thing is he won it in 1910. The Google Doodle was celebrating his…wait for it…144th birthday.

All part of de-Europeanising of human achievement isn’t it? We all know.
That was a few weeks ago.

The other day (21st July) it was the 78th birthday of ‘Jovelina Perola Negra’. She ‘revolutionised Brazil’s samba dance in the 1980s.’

The day before that it was Lydia Tim Ha Sum”s birthday. ‘One of Hong Kong’s most beloved comedians’.

How interesting for us all.

We all know what they’re about. Celebrating individuals from the hated Patriarchy of Western European culture. (Better say they do celebrate under-celebrated non Western European scientists. But many of them are still very obscure.)

They celebrate holidays and festivals. But of course Christianity is a no no. Being linked with Western European civilisation.

There always in a quandary how NOT to refer to Christmas or Easter when they arrive.
Yes doodling. They say it says something about your personality. Certainly the Doodles of Google tell you the type of personalities that run the company.

“Google Doodle celebrates India’s wrestling legend Gama Pehlwan” Google Doodle Link

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

Volkswagen

I’m a big fan of the NSDAP Motor Corporation. In fact, the Golf – or “Rabbit” if you’re American – is one of my favourite cars of all time, and I’m looking to buy a Mk.7 version of this eponymous hatchback as my next set of wheels.

The thing I’ve always liked about Volkswagen is their “practical solutions to day-to-day” problems approach. If you have a big family and, travel a lot, or are a tradesman, get a Transporter. New driver and need cheap, day-to-day that won’t cost the earth or maintain or run? Get a Beetle, or in later years, an Up! If, like me, you fancy a practical hot hatch but don’t want a Mercedes A45 because of the Louise Ni$$gleton factor, you buy a Golf GTI. Family man? Passat.

It’s easy.

So, I’ve recently been browsing and test driving a few of Wolfsburg’s finest and I drove an ID.3 and ID.4, the all-electric offerings. Now, I have no problem with the EV and one day, I can see one fitting nicely within our family unit during the next decade or so.

But these electric VWs? They’re badly made, poorly thought out inside, and the blobby design makes the long-term ‘roid on my arsehole look like a Cartier watch. VWs are supposed to be a bit dull, but ultimately serve a purpose. My point being with the ID.3 and ID.4 is why?

Yes, electrification is coming thick and fast to the car world. But to electrify their entire range as a knee-jerk reaction because they got fiddling the emissions numbers with the Dieselgate scandal and entirely remove what made a car company great and good in the first place can fuck off.

On the other hand, I might sack off the whole Golf GTI idea and get a SAAB 900 Turbo out of protest.

Nominated by: CuntisCuntis

BBC Radio 4 (3)

(But surely, the CoE says there’s no such thing as a biological wimminz! – Day Admin)

Radio 4…..what’s happened to it?

What has happened to Radio 4?…..it’s completely unrecognisable from only a few years ago. Full of patronising presenters, too many fucking women who just try to score points off guests. A couple of blokes with more of a ‘geezer’ way of talking.

Every day for the past couple of weeks at 1.45pm they are even doing a programme called 28 days (ish) later presented by some raggy bird all about her fucking menstrual cycle.

Here you go: BBC News Link

Every bit of reporting now, has to have some kind of emotional back story struggle….a la the x-factor style.

It’s fucking crap….it used to be the only place I could find some sensible, educated solace. Not any more. Cunts.

Nominated by: Chuff Chugger