Barry Island in South Wales

It has come to my attention that due to the inexplicable popularity of TV ‘comedy’ Gavin and Stacey, the reputation of Barry Island is going through something of a renewal.

Well, my childhood was blighted by a period spent there, and I had the extreme misfortune to have a near encounter with it again in more recent years and I’m here to tell you what – despite the best efforts of fat twat Corden to portray it as some kind of haven of working-class whimsy – it truly is.

Barry Island is the ulcerated, prolapsed anus of all Creation, and even seeing its name on a road sign could give your soul cancer.

In the event of a zombie apocalypse it will be the only place of safety due to the fact that even a walking heap of rancid decay that smells worse than a maggot’s minge would be too disgusted to set foot in it.

In any just universe it would be scraped off the face of the Earth like the leprous scab it is and dropped into the core of the sun to burn for a billion years.

Barry Island is a cunt. And it’s not even a fucking island.

Nominated by: Chimp Licker

National Union of Students

Well fuck me sideways, the old BBC continue to mollify the snowflake dark keys. It seems those delicate flowers need “counseling” to recover from the death of old lag George Floyd:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-53024298

They need vast resources of mental health workers, niot to mention the expense to “mourn” or “have closure” on a scumbag they never met.

Every day this week their “news” (sic) website has included one of these “why are we treated so bad” stories, each more ludicrous than the last.

I suspect the BBC are encouraging race riots so they will have another big story when the Covid19 soap opera ends it’s daily afternoon broadcast on BBC1, which I doubt they can drag in for much longer 7 days a week.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Cressida Dick [3]

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Cressida Dick, alleged Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police, needs a serious cunting. Ever since Extinction Rebellion started causing trouble, on her watch, it seems to have become standard operating procedure for the police to stand back and do fuck all, why cunts like the aforementioned cause countless damage to property, drop their fucking signs and other rubbish all over the place, and generally behave like they escaped from a zoo. But the latest incident, in which a police officer on patrol in London had the shit kicked out of him, then had to suffer the humiliation of having assorted laughing scum take selfies while he was on his knees, that in my opinion has proved beyond doubt that Cressida Dick (appropriate surname) is not in any way, shape of form, fit to lead a duck to water, never mind the UK’s largest police force.

This is the woman who was responsible for the operation that ended in the shooting of John Charles De Menezes back in ’07 for the heinous crime of jumping a barrier at the tube. Ok, he was a cunt for doing that so soon after a vicious terror attack, but the penalty for that should not have been death. In my opinion, Dick was given the job as a diversity hire. She’s a woman, and gay. Two boxes ticked right their. Since then, she has been an unmitigated disaster. What little respect the police had left, has gone entirely. Look at her actions over the past couple of weeks. She allowed her officers to stand on Westminster Bridge on a Thursday and flash the lights and sirens on their vehicles while the plods themselves clapped like zoo seals hoping a keeper will throw them a fish. And despite the public backlash over it, the next week, she decided to get in on the action herself.

One of my biggest complaints about this cunt, is her willingness to spend thousands of pounds on a ‘ceremonial uniform’, with comes with one of the biggest lanyards I’ve ever seen. When I was in the army, I had to buy my own stable belt because even though it was considered part of the uniform, it was not issued. Likewise, when I got my third tape, I had to buy my own mess dress, which is that poncey jacket that only goes to the waist, and trousers. It cost me three grand, because it had to be custom made. Yet this utter waste of life, this failed experiment, was allowed to charge hers to the taxpayer.

Cressida Dyke, is the WORST commissioner of police that the Met has EVER had. Despite the fact the police are supposed to be politically neutral, they are not. Over the past ten to fifteen years, they have lurched increasingly leftwards, and it got worse under Dyke. If she had any honour, she would resign in shame. But being a full on lefty, she has neither honour nor shame. She is a massive cunt.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

And seconded with this:

Cresida Dick – it could have been many others but this Is about the MET police I was going to say force but sorry it is now a service and therefore it is about those in charge.

https://youtu.be/45Zx-vZS38s

This interview sums up the trouble we are in.

if you constantly tell people that this country has done you wrong, it’s not your fault, you don’t have a job or are poorly educated or your dad fucked off before you were born, and That the ‘norma’ society must pay for the sins of people 200 years ago and you encourage, through complicity, your police Force to take a knee before these people, this is what you get a total cuntfest and the police are powerless to do anything about it. I could blame loads of people for this but I am laying this one squarely at her door and the cunts who support this BLM BULLSHIT that is leading us down a very worrying path. Tonight (25th June) the night time temps will be 20 degrees, perfect riot weather and I would’t be surprised if some minor Perceived slight against the BAME community (Such as copper not carrying home a BAME’s shopping) will be an excuse for fucking anarchy and mayhem.

Nominated by: Cuntsince1066

Doublethink and the Media

Remember the great Bill Hicks? He said a long time ago, to paraphrase, that CNN were constantly reciting ‘war, aids, famine, death’ yet when he looked out of his window all he could hear were the birds tweeting.

These days the depressing messages come at you from all over the place, from social media platforms, news channels, radio etc. These days you’re told “You’re racist”, “You’re mentally ill”, “You’re killing the planet”, “You’re homophobic”, “You’re transphobic”, “Biological sex doesn’t exist”, “Be afraid of Covid-19″ etc. At one point Brexiteers were simply told ‘You’re stupid.” The media is relentlessly pushing out repetitive and depressing tropes on all platforms and it is actually quite hard to get away from it.

You may turn to Netflix for relief but instead you get a bunch of underwhelming series that you have never heard of or really want to watch, you know that ‘can’t find anything on Netflix’ syndrome yet you still look in hope. Having done an Amazon Prime trial, same syndrome experienced – nothing to watch on that either. Regular telly seems to broadcast low brow rubbish, endless repeats, biased documentaries or woke bollox in between hours of bloody adverts and of course the news.

Millions of us are being subjected to fear mongering, fake information, biased information or just plain garbage 24/7 e.g. The Kardashians Season Umpteen! Then there’s radio. Thirty nine BBC local radio stations of bullshit plus regional and national radio, commercial stations of largely pop music bullshit. Then there’s YouTube, now being systematically stripped of anything interesting i.e. anything giving an alternative narrative.

Entertainment is dead. Journalism is dead. So turn off the tv, the phone, the tablet, stop buying the paper if you still buy one and do something else. If you own a little Alexa spying bitch, smash it up with a brick and chuck it out. Fuck the media.

p.s. #defundthebbc

 

Nominated by: Cuntologist

House-Martins

House-Martins are Cunts….not the band, (although I’m sure they are Cunts too) I mean the birds. The little bastards have built nests in the top corners of one of my bedroom windows and even I don’t like to knock the nests down when I see them swooping in and out. They must have built them in a couple of days…I never noticed until I realised that there seemed to be an inordinate amount of shite on the window…and it’s just getting worse…I’ll be lucky if I can see out of it in a few more days… just lucky that my bedroom does have other windows so that I can still look out to view my extensive Estate and take pot-shots at any pheasant or peasant who may be rambling over my croquet lawn.
What gets me is their ingratitude…for years I’ve let them nest in the old barns and sheds…never as much as taken a shot at the Fuckers even when bored…..and they chose to repay me by using one of my solid-hardwood window-frames as a shithouse. The Sods are worse than the Pikeys…move in and throw up their mud-huts before anyone realises that they are there…and once ensconced a damn sight more legal protection than a 12 year old white girl in a Rotherham taxi.

The trespassing little shits apparently come all the way from Africa and remind me of other illegal immigrants from The Dark Continent…squawking and chirping away,expecting free board and accommodation,breeding at an incredible rate, refusing to contribute as much as a breakfast egg to their unwilling host and leaving shit wherever they go….I expect one’ll be out selling drugs to the sparrows and mugging the blue-tits before impregnating some fat white pigeon and then bolting before much longer.

The Fuckers’ll be in for a shock if they try the same trick next year….I’ll be ready for the bastards……lets see how easy it is to build a mud-hut when you’ve got the jet off an industrial pressure-washer tickling yer feathery little arses.

Nominated by Dick de Ffeffel Foxchaser Fiddler