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Cressida Dick, alleged Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police, needs a serious cunting. Ever since Extinction Rebellion started causing trouble, on her watch, it seems to have become standard operating procedure for the police to stand back and do fuck all, why cunts like the aforementioned cause countless damage to property, drop their fucking signs and other rubbish all over the place, and generally behave like they escaped from a zoo. But the latest incident, in which a police officer on patrol in London had the shit kicked out of him, then had to suffer the humiliation of having assorted laughing scum take selfies while he was on his knees, that in my opinion has proved beyond doubt that Cressida Dick (appropriate surname) is not in any way, shape of form, fit to lead a duck to water, never mind the UK’s largest police force.
This is the woman who was responsible for the operation that ended in the shooting of John Charles De Menezes back in ’07 for the heinous crime of jumping a barrier at the tube. Ok, he was a cunt for doing that so soon after a vicious terror attack, but the penalty for that should not have been death. In my opinion, Dick was given the job as a diversity hire. She’s a woman, and gay. Two boxes ticked right their. Since then, she has been an unmitigated disaster. What little respect the police had left, has gone entirely. Look at her actions over the past couple of weeks. She allowed her officers to stand on Westminster Bridge on a Thursday and flash the lights and sirens on their vehicles while the plods themselves clapped like zoo seals hoping a keeper will throw them a fish. And despite the public backlash over it, the next week, she decided to get in on the action herself.
One of my biggest complaints about this cunt, is her willingness to spend thousands of pounds on a ‘ceremonial uniform’, with comes with one of the biggest lanyards I’ve ever seen. When I was in the army, I had to buy my own stable belt because even though it was considered part of the uniform, it was not issued. Likewise, when I got my third tape, I had to buy my own mess dress, which is that poncey jacket that only goes to the waist, and trousers. It cost me three grand, because it had to be custom made. Yet this utter waste of life, this failed experiment, was allowed to charge hers to the taxpayer.
Cressida Dyke, is the WORST commissioner of police that the Met has EVER had. Despite the fact the police are supposed to be politically neutral, they are not. Over the past ten to fifteen years, they have lurched increasingly leftwards, and it got worse under Dyke. If she had any honour, she would resign in shame. But being a full on lefty, she has neither honour nor shame. She is a massive cunt.
Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw
And seconded with this:
Cresida Dick – it could have been many others but this Is about the MET police I was going to say force but sorry it is now a service and therefore it is about those in charge.
This interview sums up the trouble we are in.
if you constantly tell people that this country has done you wrong, it’s not your fault, you don’t have a job or are poorly educated or your dad fucked off before you were born, and That the ‘norma’ society must pay for the sins of people 200 years ago and you encourage, through complicity, your police Force to take a knee before these people, this is what you get a total cuntfest and the police are powerless to do anything about it. I could blame loads of people for this but I am laying this one squarely at her door and the cunts who support this BLM BULLSHIT that is leading us down a very worrying path. Tonight (25th June) the night time temps will be 20 degrees, perfect riot weather and I would’t be surprised if some minor Perceived slight against the BAME community (Such as copper not carrying home a BAME’s shopping) will be an excuse for fucking anarchy and mayhem.
Nominated by: Cuntsince1066
Arrrgh, another weeping angel! First they hijack Newsnight, now they’ve taken over the Met!
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Accurate Nom – if like me you don’t even use mainstream social media I recommend the Parler app.
Free speech invigorated.
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Hear hear!
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Can anyone remember when the thin blue line banged on their shields and sang “Men of Harlech”,
I’m off to watch Zulu on DVD.
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I recall my child hood choice, I was going to be fuzz.
I failed selection on height.
I joined the Army, First choice Parachute regiment, redirected to Calvary.
Spent a lot of time chasing ghosts (that means chasing up sightings of ters) .
This was in a time before Tony Blair, the rules were very different, do not get the idea we were trigger happy idiots, but we believed that our mates and the CPS would back us up.
When I was half way through service I came in to conflict with the “New Police”, had not done anything wrong but they rubbed me up the wrong way.
Leaving all the shit and working for cooperate, and living with the former wife of a Met inspector I got the hang of Graduate placement, I found it hard to believe that a master degree geologist be placed in a serious crime unit, I also found it hard to understand how a master degree history student could become my opposite, (It did not bowd well) .
I can not speak for the met, but I will say that degree placement does not work in niche professions.
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My Dad once came home from the Pub and two blokes were having a proper set too. He wasn’t a coppers nark but he thought that they might kill each other the way they were going at it. He phoned the coppers and explained what was going off. True to form the coppers rolled up two hours later. They knocked on our door and the copper said “The two blokes aren’t there anymore” to which my Dad replied “It wasn’t fifteen rounds you know”. Not related to the Cress In My Dick story but I thought I’d share.
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As a kid, I used to enjoy the antics of Tackleberry, Hightower, Mahoney and Commandant Lassard in the Police Academy films.
Compared to this absolute shit show, the Police Academy clowns look positively professional.
The UK police force-not fit for purpose.
Police authorities-left wing box tickers too.
Police crime commissioners-cozy quango for ex-council leaders.
Rotten politics in the House, the local councils and the forces employed to protect us.
Cunts
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The likes of Dick of Cock Green and Neil Basu are politicians in uniform, pandering to ‘diverse communities’ while hyping up the far-right threat so they don’t have to deal with the real problem.
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There was a time, when a midget would never be entertained as a Police Recruit.
There was also a time when being bent was also a bar on most employments, and certainly being as thick as pig shit did not help your prospects either. But to fuck up on the job, blow away the wrong fucker , and then get promoted just would never happen. Well it bloody well did.
This midget lesbian fuckwit ticks all the wrong boxes, yet gets to command the oldest formally established Police Force in the world. In command, the cunt fucks up continually. And the result is a mish mash of recruited fruitcakes, benders camel jockey’s and itinerent arseholes, none of whom are capable of policing. A once proud and respected force is reduced to tears of compassion for the daily “offended brigades” latest mincing cause, and their impoverished ability to detect even the advent of nightfalllet alone crime, is another spadeful of shite in the city of sandled camel nudgers.
Dick simply awaits her eventual elevation to the Lords, a good retirement fund and a fucking good shag with her new wife, while London contiunues to burn and to rot. It is now too late to turn back, and I would advocate a martial law, enforced with lethal zeal, and thee elimination of all feral scum.
End of rant.
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The likes of this useless cunt makes me weep. And those that instigate this shit see what the cops have become and use it.
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EVERYBODY loves gayness…
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And a dick , CUNTS.,
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Isn’t she another Common Purpose “graduate”?
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Jeez.
Common purpose: a fucking horror show of perversion, bonded in cuntishness.
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Dick, before having the above picture taken: “Hmm. I wonder if I should tuck the tops of my ears under the brim of my hat so they don’t get pushed outwards, making me look like a fucking Gremlin trapped in an industrial press? Nah, it’ll be fine.”
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I may be a cunt, but I would just love a big fuck off showtrial for crimes against Britain and the British people. Those in the dock would include Cressida Dildo, Satan Blair, Andy Burnham, Suckdiq Khan, Banana Gob, Tony Hall, Gopla Klingon, Lily Mong, Stormzy, Emily ‘Jimmy Hill in drag’ Maitlis, Emma Thompson, Emma Twatson, Theresa May Iscariot, Any cunt (and I mean any cunt) who took the fucking knee, that Coogan cunt, The FA, the BBC, the Grauniad, Sky, Channel 4, Fanny Lineker, Antifa (cunts), Uncle Tom Lammy, Prince Ginger Royal Bastard and Meghan Markle Fucking Ono, Steptoe Corbyn, Abbott The Hutt, The Saint Chicken George of the Shroud of the Holy Floyd Appreciation Society (aka BLM), Somerset Dibble, the ‘Met’ and many more.
Wembley would have to be booked every day for a whole year.
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When I heard she had a meeting on Friday with Pritti Patel I fucking hoped and prayed it was to be sacked the cunt. Should’ve known better really; these weak tory cunts have sold us a lie and Patel is no different. Although I’d still drill her shit shute until I spunked up my own chirrotic liver. Fucking lovely!
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I agree.Patel is fucking useless.
Still would, mind.
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Dick by name and Dick by nature 👍👍
Pompous little prick love to see it try and arrest someone😁😁
This stupid little wanker couldn’t catch a cold Not fit for purpose The Met are a total laughing stock bin this wanker and get someone in like that guy from the North East He would sort these thugs out sharpish 👍👍
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The pendulum has swung, the 70’s when the knuckle draggers would fit up a mong to shut a case to now taking the tender ministrations of Dick in the stern sheets. LMFAO.
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