I’d like to nominate would be do-gooder protesters .

They seem to have this annoying habit of getting right up your nose don’t they ? They feel they hold the moral high ground on just about anything and woe betide anyone that disagrees with them or has the audacity to see things differently .

There’s nothing wrong in my book holding an organised march or a protest if it’s pertinent to who or what you are , but lefty cunts that are just there for the sake of it really fuck me off .

Nominated by: murray greig

I hope the mods will indulge in this nom which is not exactly a cunting – almost the opposite – as I want to share a halcyon day in my life with my fellow ISACers. If not, then let me cunt myself for being a sentimental old fart. (Happy to oblige. Makes a nice change to be honest – admin)

Many years ago I lived in East Anglia and, despite being a Scot, I fell in love with the region, particularly Norfolk and Suffolk. In geographical terms, it was only an hour or so by train to Londonstan but remote and magical – in those days anyway.

I used to go walking and birdwatching in Breckland and the Fens. Late one cold, wintry – but dry – afternoon I came upon a canal with a barge moored on it. As I got closer, I saw a good looking lass on board.

There was no-one else around, just the occasional heron flapping across the fen or a hen harrier swooping low as it tried to flush out prey. A landscape and moment of priceless beauty. The girl and I got talking and she invited me on board for a coffee. We spent almost two hours chatting and she told me how she had ended up living alone in this bleak countryside.

For some idiotic reason – perhaps loyalty to my then girlfriend – I did not ask for her phone number and never saw her again. I now imagine her eternally floating around the fens, heartbroken that our two souls never entwined, and see her like the PreRaphaelite painting of Ophelia by Millais or The Lady of Shalott by Waterhouse.

I don´t know if barges have names like ships but “Halcyon” was written on the side. It was certainly a halcyon day for me, one I still remember over 30 years later.

Nominated by: Mr Polly

Paris Jackson is a chip off the old block, isn’t she.

A new film called “Habit” will feature 22-year-old Paris Jackson, the daughter of the late “king of pop”, Michael Jackson, playing Jesus. Jackson, a bisexual in real life, will be playing the son of God as a lesbian who indulges in carnality with another woman.
Thank goodness MJ isn’t alive to see this depravity. How could he have envisioned that his daughter, lovingly conceived in a test tube, would be so off the wall. It’s more mud thrown at his legacy after the latest allegations of chíld-fucking.

To quote the king of pap: “You need some lovin’ (P.Y.C) Pretty Young Cunt.”
Don’t they realise that baby Jeebus was a white, blond surfer lookalikey with a Yank accent?

Shamon.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

Mainstream Media Cunts and their persistent battering of the 2 metre social distancing rule.

A piss boiling, up the back door, Cunting for these woke wankers who still seem unable to understand basic politics. Listening to 5 Live and they follow up the daily Covid 19 press conference by wondering why Boris is dilly dallying about reducing the distance to enable schools to return to full occupancy. This is after most of the cunts asking questions banged on about it.

It’s obvious you cunts! He won’t change the distance from 2 metres until the scientists and everyone else concerned is convinced there will be no 2nd spike as a result of all the thousands of cunting wankers who flaunted the distancing rules at the beaches and on demos!

Now cunt the fuck off MSM wankers.

Nominated by: Another Cunting Mess

An ‘I wish I’d never been born’ Rick from the Young Ones style cunting for another sporting gobshite.

Yes, millionaire manager Guardiola, touted as the world’s best manager (as long as he can manage the team with the most money and best players in any particular league) gave a bizarre self flagellating post match interview this week. He said he’s ‘so ashamed’ of being white and for the injustices faced by blacks for 400 years. Some would argue that this swarthy, sweaty Mediterranean type isn’t even a proper honky man anyway, so he can relax. However, Pep is beside himself with shame over this. May I suggest suicide? Seems like the only thing to do for those who hate their own skin and feel they share guilt with others based solely on skin type.

Of course, if those of another hue commits crimes such as a terror attacks or take part in grooming gangs, then there is no shared guilt here and certainly no introspection. As soon as such a thing happens, the media will show an isolated example of a good deed by a darker person to show us that we’re racist for getting annoyed. The thing is Pep, the world was a harsh place 400 years ago. You were lucky to see 35. No electricity. No sanitation or medical care of any note. To make things a little easier, tribes and nations would take from another. It was essential to do so as others would do it to you anyway. And guess what? The honky man won. The others should’ve fought better instead of moaning. It’s called history. Get over it you sanctimonious twat.

And does this clown think blacks in Africa sat around singing kumbaya and sharing their harvests with others? No, Pep. They had slaves and butchered other tribes too. Oh, and it’s still going on, particularly in Sub Saharan Africa. Where’s the black guilt?

Finally, his club is owned by a bunch of Arabs from the UAE. Quite a bit of modem slavery going on there, Pep. Got anything to say, seeing as your owners’ money is paying your ridiculous salary? And will he have anything to say during the World Cup in Qatar, during which most of his players will take part, I’m sure? Qatar remember, has seen thousands of slaves die in constructing the stadiums.

Get to fuck!

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks