An article I’ve just read is claiming that black people are more likely to get an STD (they’re calling them ‘STIs’ now, but fuck it).
Now, this is probably true. We all know the behaviour more likely to lead to an STD, right? Riding bareback with loads of one night stands, or worse, brasses.
How old was I when I learned this at school? About 12 or 13, way before I got any. I’m pretty sure black kids are taught the same. A grift, I mean ‘charity’ has now been set up to help black people ‘get educated’ about the clap. Perhaps their schools are spending too much time on white privilege lessons, to tell their kids not to fuck anything that moves without protection?
Perhaps it’s a lack of ‘impulse control’ (ahem) that causes such issues?
Who knows? One thing I do know is that it’s not my fault Leroy’s nob has gone green and is falling off, after going through a different slapper every night with no Johnny on.
Oh, wait. I’m a white person, and as the article insinuates, it must all be my fault.
Fuck off you dirty gets!
Nominated by: Cuntybollocks