Allegedly shot in the head. She deserves a medal for being the only person in the world to completely recover from a close-range head-shot from an AK47.
What would turn mere mortals’ heads into canoes was just a flesh wound to this modern day saint, who continues to perform miracles such as walking on water, raising the dead, becoming a multi-millionaire despite having no discernible talent, cock-waffling at gay pride events masquerading as the Commonwealth Games and winning the Nobel peace prize aged just 17 years old, ostensibly for getting shot.
I’m not surprised the Taliban didn’t want this muppet to be educated, look what happens when you let them ‘live their dreams’.
Nominated by: Termujin