I’d like to nominated those fucking tosser cunts at Hermes.

I’m not going to call them a courier company because they’re not capable of delivering a fucking smartie !

What a bunch of fucking cunts they are….after losing 7 of my ebay parcels over a 2 year period they’ve now started placing my address label on other people’s orders. ……that’s right….I’m not receiving my orders but getting shit that I don’t want and belongs to someone else.

I wish some invisible force would vaporize this company into oblivion!

Nominated by: Ralph whiteman

A join hands and contact the living, who the fuck is he? cunting please for this double-barrelled nonentity from Dame Kweer’s shadow cabinet.

Nicky is a boy who will go far – and he has to, because he is always buying new suits, as he wears out the knees of his trousers regularly. He came from nowhere and will doubtless return there very soon.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1336911/Tony-Blair-Keir-starmer-Labour-Party-news-Nick-Thomas-Symonds

On the eve of the “virtual” Labour conference, he admits he often has a bijou chatette with former leaders Anthony Blair and Gordon Brown who are “extremely ready to give advice”. Which he no doubt takes, I also have little doubt Mandy is also on hand to offer advice on the right sort of gimp suit to wear.

There can be little doubt that Dame Kweer talks to Blair as well, which is no doubt the reason Anthony says little in public about his beloved party – His will will be done on Earth as it is in Devon.

I can just imagine Nicky Double-Barrell, hovering and servile, and terribly anxious to be polite and respectful “May I like your arsehole Mr Blair – oh and yours too, Mr Brown?”.

They say a cat can look at a queen, and in the Starer Charmers case, obviously a Dame can look at a queen too There you have the confirmation Starmer is Blair Mark 2. The rubber boaters can throw away their oars – if Boris keeps underperforming a Starmer government will welcome them with open arms – and no paddling.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

(Yet another Labour cunt who has never done a proper day’s work, according to Wiki – DA)

Nigeria is a cunt, isn’t it.

A 13-year-old boy has been sentenced to 10 years in prison in northern Nigeria. The crime? Blasphemy. Yes, Omar Farouq was convicted in a Sharia court in Kano State after he was accused of using foul language toward Allah in an argument with a friend. Blasphemy is not recognized by Nigerian law although Kano State, like most predominantly Muslim states in Nigeria, practises Sharia law alongside secular law.

By the bollock of Allah, that is harsh. 10 years in prison with menial labour. Give the little bastard a break. When I was 13 I was buying ten Embassy No:1 and Mad-Dog 2020 then attempting fingers & tops with a sultry goth girl before spanking the teenage magnanimous love-truncheon. Jumping Jehovah in a juicer, I used to spank the purple-throbbing yoghurt-squirter until only air came out.

I hope those caring, merciful Nigerians don’t import their shite laws here, especially their welfare of children.

By the bowels of Shiva, Blasphemy’s a cunt.
By the tiny todger of the Prophet Móhammad, Sharia Law is a cunt.
Jesus fucking Christ on a mobility scooter, Nigeria is a cunt.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

I know there are a few who have watched too many episodes of Casualty and think they are Doctor Kildare who will shout me down BUT I have to say some of the new terms that our spineless government want to catch on are truly infuriating.

First we had horrible terms like Shielding, New Normal, Covidiot and Super Spreaders but now the useless Boris and his five house owning reptiles have come out with a new one to beat them all….Circuit Breaker Lockdown.
I mean really, who comes up with this rubbish and how much are they shovelling into their bank accounts for the pleasure of doing it?

It’s plain to me and anyone who can function on a day to day basis that all this garbage is doing far more harm than it is good. Lockdown for two weeks and then when that’s over, back to square one and we have to think up another horrible phrase to keep the proles down. They are going to to need more than a few old cunts conking out when the real misery of unemployment and house repossession kick in next year.

If you’re fat, unhealthy or are close to meeting the reaper then stay the fuck indoors and let the rest of us get on with it, that way Boris the Jellyfish will hopefully stop coming up with these horrible slogans.

Remember the Spanky slogan……Be a Cunt, a total cunt and fuck you and your ugly bitch.

Nominated by: Spanky Mc Spank 

This is often mentioned in posts but I think iit deserves its own cunting.

I think there are more of these programmes because their cheap to produce in the Pandemic. Last night a programme on BBC 4 about Michelangelo. Presented by an Asian woman.

Anyway, ‘Civilisation’ with Kenneth Clarke used a lot. ‘I am standing in the Sistine Chapel’ Clarke said at one point. The voiceover -Well, we can see that’. Oh fuck off.

Another programme from the past-‘Michelangelo painted on his back’. ‘Well, he got that totally wrong he painted standing up’. It’s the tone I hate. If the voiceover had said ‘It was once thought that he painted it lying on his back but now we know…’ But no. And you just can’t help the feeling that they’re saying these pompous white men of the past got it all wrong.

‘Are You Being Served’ they did a programme on. Once again the patronising tone. As though- ‘they didn’t realise what they were saying back then, bless them…but you can laugh at it as long you understand the outdated attitudes’. Two Asian women again. So I went from laughing at Mrs Slocombe ‘will you look after my pussy’ to an Asian woman telling me that it’s OK to laugh at it if you don’t take it too seriously.

‘You wouldn’t get away with it now’ they kept saying. Yeah when someone calls someone a ‘fucking shithead’ (‘9 cats out of 10 Cats). You CAN get away with that but not silly Mrs Slocombe and her ‘pussy’.

Even Victoria Wood was guilty of this painstakingly laboriously explaining to us the the subtle relationships of Dad’s Army characters. As though -‘there was funny things in the past, give it a go’.

The worst sort of show for this is What We Watched In The Seventies. There they all are squirming in their seats at the appalling carrying ons back then. Fuck me it’s the mildest stuff imaginable and there they are all appalled. Oh fuck off.

Nominated by: Miles Plastic