Martin Selmayr

I would very much like to nominate Martin Selmayr as one ruthless, nasty and very dangerous cunt. To be honest not sure why he has not had a mention before as he has been firmly behind much nastiness directed towards the UK.

Perhaps the name is not widely known to many however he is the man who (along with Juncker) in my opinion is primarily responsible for the disgraceful way the EU have conducted themselves re the treatment of the UK regarding Brexit negotiations.

Selmayr is a 47 year old German civil servant who joined the European Commission as a press officer in 2004, who has worked his way up and was given the top job and appointed to the position of Secretary-General of the European Commission effective 1st March 2018.

His appointment in February 2018 was however, not without controversy.
Just minutes before the appointment, Juncker had informed the 28 commissioners (which had no previous discussion of the issue) that the current secretary general, Alexander Italianer, from the Netherlands, was quitting. Juncker then told the commissioners that he would like Selmayr, a member of Germany’s Christian Democratic Union, to take Italianer’s place. The college of commissioners was asked to make an immediate decision, and a press conference was organised shortly afterwards.

This decision to appoint Selmayr has been widely attacked by the European parliament, and an investigation is to be launched by one of the parliament’s committees into the process that led to his elevation to secretary general. A vote will be held at a later date on whether the parliament will call for Juncker to reverse the appointment.

In response to the torrent of criticism that followed Gunther Oettinger (also German, European Commissioner for Budget and Human Resources in the college of the Juncker Commission) told the MEPs: “I don’t treat you like children. I have respect for you … Can we please be respectful of each other? I look forward to seeing the outcome of your investigation. “This appointment was done within the letter and, I believe, the spirit of the rules laid down by European democratic bodies. Selmayr is not a monster, he is not a party man. Give him a chance, please give him a chance. Let him do his job under your eagle eye. Let’s not turn him into some kind of monster.”

Some MEP’s opposed to the appointment have openly been accused of being anti German. Perhaps it is easy to understand why some should insist that respect should work both ways, and that the European Union is further turning into a German led dictatorship.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbRDN5stcv8

Selmayr’s nickname is “the Rasputin of Brussels”. Juncker has jokingly referred to him as “the Monster” of the Berlaymont (EU headquarters building) due to his tough work ethic and attention to detail. Juncker calls him “the Monster of the Berlaymont”. Some people say that he makes Alastair Campbell look like a marshmallow kitten, that his workforce are frightened of him, and that he is a bully.

Here’s what Nigel Farage has to say recently on the matter (courtesy of the Telegraph):

The rise of the EU’s monster Martin Selmayr shows why its days are numbered”

“And about time, too. The European Parliament has, for once, seen sense and called for an investigation into the mystery of how Jean-Claude Juncker’s top aide, Martin Selmayr, became secretary-general to the European Commission – the most powerful bureaucrat in the world.

Selmayr took up this 20,000 euro-a-month job on March 1 but it is a democratic outrage that 11 days were allowed to pass before yesterday’s probe was agreed upon by the parliament. Frankly, 11 hours would have been too long.
And yet, in a funny way, I am glad about the Selmayr stitch-up. First, it shines a bright light on how the unelected, unaccountable EU Commission operates. I believe the more people are aware of the truth, the weaker the institution becomes.

Second, through capturing so perfectly all that is wrong with the EU, this disgraceful episode ought to confirm in the mind of every Briton just how utterly rotten this absurd structure is and how lucky the UK is to be getting out of it. There’s no question some representatives of other EU states are so angry about this scandal they are casting an envious eye in our direction. Even Guy Verhofstadt, the EU Parliament’s representative in the Brexit negotiations, and I agree on how shameful this situation is.

So how did it come about?

Selmayr, 47, is a German lawyer who has worked his way up over 17 years in Brussels to become one of the EU’s most influential power brokers. Before starting his new job this month, he was Juncker’s chief of staff. It is fair to say he is not universally liked or trusted even by the Brussels bureaucracy. One of his nicknames is Rasputin. Another is ‘the monster’.

Last month, he was appointed deputy secretary-general of the European Commission, placing him at the heart of the EU executive. He was apparently one of two people who applied for this position. Then, at the meeting confirming his appointment, the secretary-general Alexander Italianer announced his retirement. Juncker immediately proposed Selmayr as his successor.

Commissioners rubber-stamped this idea in the space of a few minutes. In effect, Selmayr was promoted twice during the same meeting. And in classic EU style, Italianer’s decision to quit was apparently added to the meeting’s agenda at the eleventh hour so that the news could not leak and any dissenting voices would be silenced.

Even the Chinese Communist Party would have embarked on such a coup in a more subtle way. But of course why should Juncker – an anti-democrat – care?

He can do pretty much as he pleases. This is what happens when power goes unchecked for so long.

The long-term intention of Juncker in promoting his pal is that Selmayr should remain at the top of the EU executive after Juncker’s term ends next year. He wants Selmayr to be the king pin so that the young protege can fulfil his legislative aims, shape the EU as he wants it, and secure his legacy.
Juncker: ‘It would be good for Britain if I was PM’

The European Parliament’s budget control committee is going to investigate this shady appointment, but if it finds that no rules were broken and that Selmayr can therefore remain in post, we need to ask what might be the consequences for Brexit.

Selmayr is an EU fanatic. He is furious that Britain is leaving the EU, fearing his beloved bloc might become less relevant a result.

This probably explains why he was accused of being the source responsible for leaking details of Theresa May’s private Brussels dinner with Juncker last October from which our prime minister emerged humiliated. A German newspaper report described Mrs May as having used the occasion to plead for her political life and said she appeared “anxious”, “tormented”, “despondent and discouraged”. These were low, low blows even by the standards of the EU machine.

Selmayr denies this allegation, but it is safe to say he does not favour making Brexit easy. On that basis, I think he is a dangerous individual too used to operating in the shadows to be truly objective. He is not a man who understands why 17.4 million of us voted to leave the EU. The fact that as an unelected officeholder he now embodies the reason so many of those 17.4 million people voted Leave is lost on him.

Of course, if Remainers are content to be governed by the Martin Selmayrs and Jean-Claude Junckers of this world, and would rather Britain was ultimately in the grip of such faceless bureaucrats, I would invite them to explain to the rest of us why we would be better off staying in the EU. For the life of me, I cannot imagine how anyone could possibly justify what is going in the upper reaches of the EU just now. As I said, even Guy Verhofstadt agrees with me on this one.
Selmayr sits immediately behind and talks frequently to Michel Barnier, who sees himself as the next Jean-Claude Juncker. There appear to be no limits to the powers this puppet master holds. The government of a continent by the unelected and unaccountable may perhaps explain the Italian election revolt, and why the days of the European Union are numbered”.

I pray that you are right on this one Nigel, however one thing I can be certain of, and that is that they will not go down without a fight. The UK can hasten the demise if we simply walk away. But we all know that won’t happen. Will it Theresa.

Nominated by Wille Stroker

20 thoughts on “Martin Selmayr

  1. To summarise – Selmar is a cunt, Junker is a cunt and the European Commission are a bunch of cunts – I think that wraps it up?

    • I am not surprised proper cunt (good cunting willie or is that Good Will Cunting – smells like a movie). I was having a barney with some remainer cunts and thought I would have a look at a few stats. More than 10,000 employees of the top heavy corrupt EU earn more than the Prime Minister. There are 45,000 administrators doing what administrators do. >40% of them turn up in the morning in cars with the engine running, sign in to claim their 240 euros a day “expenses” then fuck off again. Glynis Kinnock was found to be one of the regular abusers and it was reported – luckily the commissioner overseeing the “minor infringements” was non other than Neil Kinnock so fuck all got done. The Kinnocks have amassed an £8m from the EU as highly paid “commissioners” and as far as I know I haven’t seen the ginger haired gimp produce anything but I could be wrong. Here is the real piss boiler. The Kinnocks have 6 – yes 6 pensions to draw from contributions made by the UK taxpayer and the EU tax payer – in essence its still the UK money that pays him. Sit down and get ready for this. The Kinnocks annual pension is £185,000 a year. Now if even the most patriotic (to the EU that is) fanboy sycophant can explain to me if that is seen as abso fucking lutely acceptable and tell me that is value for money and that’s how our money should be spent I have a fist in my pocket that I would like to introduce to his soon to be flat nose. Oh – and rubbing salt in the wound the pensions are increased in line with a formula designed by the EU – not inflation, not the RPI – a made up percentage decided on by faceless fucking mandarins. If your piss isn’t boiling I would check your pulse – more likely than not you are dead.

      • Fucking brill Cunto!

        Btw, did you know we have your ‘100 Reasons Not To Vote For Jeremy Corbyn” framed in our loo?

  2. Great Cunting Willie. Martin Selmayr, who I’d previously never heard of, is indeed a rancid little cunt.

    I think it’s pertinent to point out here that when submitted (about 2 weeks ago?) this cunting was in fact the longest in ISAC history!

    One can only assume Quick Draw McGraw took one look and thought “Ha! I can write a longer one than that.” and proceeded to draft his acclaimed mammoth tract in response…

    • No doubt Ruff!

      I just plowed through War and Peace and now I find myself wading through Dr. Zhivago.

      This is however, a thoroughly worth while cunting of a 4th Reich Bureaucratic cunt.

  3. If it looks like a cunt
    Talks like a cunt
    And smells like a cunt ………..
    ITS A CUNT !!!!!!!!

  4. Never heard of this piece of shit Willie, and I had to google. The retarded little twat is indeed ( as you say ) a cunt, and certainly one that I shall add to my assassination list. This cunt needs circumcised from the neck down!

  5. These cuntings are accurate but are getting over wordy.
    I was aware of Selmayr and his ambition. Another reason to Leave before the cunt gets into his stride. God help the non-German remainder of the EU. Vassal states to the Reich.

    • Ditto Cunstable.

      I wonder if Willie and Qweeksdraw are paid by the word? Just thinking. 🤔

    • Cuntstable

      You are absolutely right, I did think that after I submitted the nomination. Unfortunately some of Nigel’s quote contained some of the points that I had already made so there was a bit of an overlap.

      In future I will try to reduce my anger to fewer words.

      • @Willie

        My friend…I encourage you to cunt you see fit. Cunt in the manner that works best for you. Don’t worry about what people think. To paraphrase our esteemed Admin…they can feel free to fuck off elsewhere if they don’t like it.

        It was a righteous cunting of epic proportion.

        😁. 📝. 📘. 📚

  6. Macron rose from nowhere to lead France,and now some other unheralded bureaucrat has risen to one of the most powerful jobs in Europe. I know that Macron attended the Bilderberg conference before his sudden elevation,I wonder if Selmayr did too? If he did, I must try and find time to accept their invitation myself next year,it seems to be a wonderful place for networking.

    • Are you sure Mr Fiddler? They might sit you between Merkel and Trudeau.

      • They’d regret making my acquaintance. I hold some quite strong views on fat kraut munters and closet-homo Canadians.

  7. Selmayr is a vile Brit hating cunt along with Clegg, Blair, Adonis, Soubry, Grieve etc et fucking c. Cunts

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