We’ve had Blaxsploitation. We’ve had Sexploitation. Now welcome:-

Mongsploitation – ‘I Am Greta’.

Thrill as she mopes about and bunks off school.
Gasp as she addresses leaders who should fucking know better.
Wonder what the fucking point is in flying a sailing crew half way across the world so she could shit over the side in a multi million $ yacht.
Wonder what the fuck Swarzenegger is doing in this hokum.
Finally twig that she and her abusers, sorry, parents get a lot of moolah from this shite.

‘I Am Greta’, coming to a closed cinema near you.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Fucking Mathematicians are cunts.

I studied this shit as a second subject at university along with PE. (pissing about running with bats and balls).

One of the most boring two hours of my entire life was spend proving root 2 to be an irrational number a little of this surmise rational follows :-

Because √2 is not an integer (2 is not a perfect square), √2 must therefore be irrational. This proof can be generalized to show that any square root of any natural number that is not the square of a natural number is irrational. WTF. 2 fucking hours of equations and conflicting statements.

The lecturer and at least half the class (males mostly) were creaming their pants eulogising this wondrous phenomenon. I was praying for the lunch bell to fucking ring, as were most of the girls/women.

Now lets get a grip here numbers are man made and as a result we can create multiples of rules with which to make these numbers create all kinds of equations, formula, quadrilaterals, and even rude shaped graphs that look like a pair of tits.

Now I do not disrespect the way mathematics as helped the modern world shape many things that we now take for granted, buildings/flight/computers etc., However, I just don’t respect any cunt that gets wet/moist by just proving that something created by man can be rational, irrational or anything else. Utter bullshit.

Maths is a tool for developing mankind and not something you jizz in your pants about.

There fore my equation is Mathematicians = Cunts.

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt

(A great nomination, not least for being a bit different from the norm. However, most cunts on here are still having to use Google to work out how many of the 10 beans Jack had left over after he gave 3 away to Abdul Bomber, 2 to Mizz Lezmuncher and gave 1 to Greta Thundercunt! – DA)

Maybe I imagine it but it’s real to me and it grinds me down every time i come across another example of it.

Any given day as I catch up on so called news from various sites, the BBC, newspaper sites etc, there’s going to be an story that’s on the majority of sites that opens with one of the multiple options below.

1. A woman of colour.
2. Person of African descent.
3. Woman.
4. Transgender.
5. Gay something or other.
6. Muslim

You get the picture, one of the chosen has managed to do something other people do all the time but because a member of one of these groups has achieved something it’s heralded like an actual miracle has occurred.

Hold on, are we not all equal, are we not mean to be blind to race and gender these days? Why are we meant to applaud like trained seals when a black woman hosts the presidential debate for instance. The inference is that members of the chosen rarely achieve fuck all. If I wrote an article lauding Lenny Henry because he made it all the way across London without stealing a moped and mugging someone for their mobile phone I’d be slaughtered by the same media that thinks it’s not insulting to applaud one of the chosen for putting one foot in front of the other.

If we are all so fucking equal why do we have to react like Stephen Hawking got out of his wheelchair and beat Usain Bolt to the virgin remote over 100 metres when one of them does achieve something.

I’m still not sure what or who the target of this cunting is but I’m an irritated minority of one.

Glad I got that off my chest…..

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit 

Angela Merkel – from Commie Nudist to Frump

Is this jaded old bag ever going to retire? She has been at the forefront of German – and European politics – for only 20 years yet she seems to have been around forever. She said in 2018 that she would not stand again as leader of her party but would remain Chancellor until 2021. I´ll believe that when it happens.

I´m not particularly bothered about her politics. It´s her whole appearance and behavior that grate on me. She looks like misery personified. A female John Knox whose visage has never been cracked by a smile. She obviously has no daughter or female friend to give her some tips on her “style”. Hence the unwashed pudding basin haircut, badly cut jacket and voluminous trousers, Scrooge-like mouth and robotic Ted Heath stance.

Oddly enough the young Fraulein Angela Kasner, as she was then, might have been quite a bit of a goer. She was a member of the Communist Party´s youth movement, turned down an offer to spy for the Stasi and was a nudist! Photo available on Google if you are interested.

Nominated by:Mr Polly

(We decided not to hunt around for the nudie snap for the header pic otherwise we would never see the usual long-standing dgenerate members here ever again! – DA)

Fucking wankers they are. Now before you all get frothy start and blaming me for being a cunt in subscribing in the first place, you should know that all I watch these days is UFC and MotoGp. Two pleasures in life.

BT, when I asked the question about UFC big cards before subscribing a couple of years ago, assured me along with thousands of others that all cards would be included in the subscription. Now I’ve been waiting for the Khabib v Gaethje fight for ages along with the many matchups on the main card and prelims, and these cunts want to charge a box office fee for watching it. In these times.. where there’s little pleasure to be had wherever.

On top of that, the cretins monitoring BT’s social media accounts are deleting the hoards of grumbling comments attesting to the above. Utter fucking cunts they are. Probably squirrelling it away to pay the wages of that thick dullard Vagina mouthed Rio and that chinny lacquered quiff Ray Mears lookalike “Desperate Balding Dan”.

Nominated by: Ernst Stavro Cuntfeld

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