Essex County Council

A marshy, flat-earth, salt-of-the-earth guvnor cunting for Essex Cunty Council’s recently released (as in the mode of a silent fart) “Essex Climate Action Commission Interim Report”.

I haven’t read such a load of self-important and misguided twaddle for years. The “chair” of the commission is that legendary scientist Lord Randall. Yes, an ex-mp whose only claim to fame seems to be that he took “East European Studies” at university and his family run a department store in Uxbridge. The cunt isn’t even from Essex.

But hold on – it get’s worse. The two “co-chairs” are 1) Prajwal and 2) Daniel. No surnames given for either, but they are both p*kis and look about 12.

The report opening introduction has such scientific gems and proof of climate change as “When Greta Thunberg addressed world leaders at the United Nations in 2019, she said “I want you to panic.” We do not want the people of Essex to be alarmed, but we do want us all to take climate change seriously”.

Of course, the main issue of 180,000 new homes, is glossed over. We can assume that this will mean about 400,000 more people in Essex, and of course this will have no affect on the pollution in Essex, especially as we can assume these incomers will largely be filth from the third-world.

What the fuck has happened to this country? How is it that these cunts are running things? Why the fuck should children be listened to about adult issues?

If you can hold your breakfast down long enough, the full report is here:

https://www.essex.gov.uk/news/essex-climate-action-commission-publishes-interim-report

John Cusack

John Cusack is a cunt, isn’t he.

“fact this is close is an utterly damning…. votes for a man who’s mentally ill & killing people in a pandemic & a child abducting rapist & rascist [sic].”
• 3rd November

“America is a deeply fucked up place – Trump a child abducting gangster nazi Sex predator – but 70 million stood up through the pandemic & threats & kicked his ass”
• 5th November

Ohh John, what happened? You’ve made some quirky, decent films like Grosse Point Blank and Pushing Tin but you’re now more obsessed with Donald the Orange than entertaining people. You seem to want a suppression of speech, ironically a sign of dictatorship. You seem to be fanatical about using the word “Nazis.”

Your favoured candidate didn’t receive as many votes as you’d hoped therefore America is a “deeply messed up place”? Psh.

We wont mention earlier in 2020 when you were raging about 5G causing the ChinaVirus. Anyway, you’ve deleted those Tweets and I don’t think anybody noticed.

We won’t mention your admission that you’ve deleted anybody you know who disagrees with you politically. We won’t even discuss your labelling half of Yank voters as ”Nazis.”

We won’t mention Must Love Dogs either.

You made Say Anything yet now we wish you wouldn’t say anything; you made Being John Malkovich but now you’re just being a little bitch; you made Grosse Point Blank and now you’re a Gross Point Cunt.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous 

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/11/08/john-cusack-nearly-third-americans-nazis/

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/john-cusack-claims-trump-supporters-vote-mentally-ill-virus-spreading-nazi-tweet

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/news/john-cusack-denies-sharing-conspiracy-theory-linking-coronavirus-with-5g/ar-BB191IVZ

Fairy tale of New York

Woke Fuckers that want to change fucking everything. I have just read this latest piece of woke cuntery on msn news I don’t read this pile of shite but it appeared when I logged out of my emails.

Fuck me cannot they leave anything alone. BBC Radio 1 have again changed/edited the lyrics to “fairy tale of New York”. The word “faggot” might be deemed upsetting to Homo-sexual s..

https://www.joe.co.uk/news/lyrics-fairytale-new-york-censored-211253

I refused to read the story on MSN found it on link above.

I’ve said this before but will state it again the world is being corrupted before our eyes by K-weers, snowflakes, trann ie bend-end-ers, lefty, socialist, commie, pea doh apologists, real life bigots, opinionated air headed university lecturers, fully supported by the bastard lefty thinking Cunts that run almost all main media outlets.

Cunts everyone of them Leave things alone. The song has been popular for what it was; for ages. Stop fucking about trying to invent outrage. Realise that most folks are normal, even homosexuals and don’t constantly get upset by a fucking song 37 years old.

Cunts. In a very loud voice.. So loud as I’ve been told off by the Mrs for swearing.

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt 

…and another one from Captain Magnanimous

The clichéd shite of The Pogues is a cunt, isn’t it.

The PC-BBC has decided to edit a “classic” Christmas tune by the Oirish comedy band The Pogues and their lyrics “you cheap, lousy faggot” for fear of hurting any homosexual’s feelings although strangely it hasn’t felt the need to do so in the last 33 years.

The song is about a drunk, quarrelling couple sung by Kirsty MacColl (daughter of folk singer Ewan) and Shane MacGowan (born Royal Tunbridge Wells, Kent).

Lawrence Fox decried the edit laughing at what the corporation deems acceptable for our ears. The Oirish comedy band then told Fox to “fuck off you Herrenvolk shite” (an allusion to Nazi master race ideology).

How embarrassing. After having your “art” censored and edited, you attack the person fighting FOR you and defend the perpetrator, simply to signal your virtues. Are you condoning anti-homo sentiment, are you corroborating the woke establishment, or are you imaging your ubiquitous pay-cheque being a tad more meagre and paltry this year?

Perhaps the BBC would like to change other Pogues’ lyrics, the violent ones, the anti-English ones, the Rebel songs, and the ones about alcoholism and fucking whores?

The Pogues are a miserable bunch of phoneys. A comedy Oirish group without the comedy who probably all live in London. They’re a hackneyed, one-trick-pony pub band still peddling non-existent clichés about Oireland whilst the violin, mandolin, and school recorder are massacred by unwashed, toothless, millionaire goons wearing rags.

Dirty Old Town? Dirty, Old Cunts.

The House of Cunts (4)

Just read a report that these cunts have spent £2 million on booze in the last 5 years.

Fuck me, that’s cheap booze, subsidised by us as well as the cheap food they scoff in their subsidised restaurants.

What a wonderful little club eh? You turn up in the afternoon, collect your £315, have a kip on the red benches then go on to the “finest wines available to humanity”.

Then, totally pissed, you get a taxi home, claimed for on expenses…….if you can fucking remember.

And what do these arselicking cunts do anyway? The only thing I can remember them doing is spending four years trying to fuck up brexit, that’s the only time I can remember them brushing off the cobwebs and getting their greedy p*ncing noses out of a wine glass.

And there are more than 800 of these fucking parasites, a legislative body second in membership only to the Chinky commie “Parliament”.

This institution is not fit for the 21st century…….a bunch of freeloading cunts!

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8943967/House-Lords-spent-nearly-2million-alcohol-five-years-figures-show.html

Websites with annoying pop-ups

You’re researching something on the interweb and find a web page that looks like it might have the information you’re looking for. You click to it and start reading.

Then about 5 seconds in or if you scroll down, a fucking great rectangle of shit appears over what you’re reading. Often inviting you to sign up for their newsletter or some other irrelevant shit you’re not interested in.

To add to the annoyance, the usual X in the top right hand corner to close the fucker isn’t there. They’ve put it in a different corner so you have to go looking for it.

Sometimes it’ll be a faint colour on a faint background making it almost impossible to see, so you spend even longer having to deal with their cuntitude and not reading what you went there for in the first place.

Web developers who implement this kind of feature are cunts. Stop doing it. It’s extremely annoying and makes it very unlikely I will ever visit your cunt website in the future. Thus reducing your traffic. So counter-productive then.

Cunts.

Nominated by: Imitation Yank

 

…and this from Norman

Clickbait is a load of cunt.
Those annoying as fuck pop ups that appear on the screen. Totally made up shite like

‘The Tragedy of Richard Branson’. The only real tragedy being that he isn’t dead.

‘Jeremy Clarkson loses all his money’. Only thing is, he hasn’t.

‘Susan Boyle is unrecognisable now and looks gorgeous’. But she doesn’t and she never fucking will.

These things are usually links to some scam or another and anyone with any sense just ignores them. But they don’y half irritate the fuck out of me.