Scalpers are low life, opportunistic, extortionist cunts aren’t they!

The more shopping goes online and the more twats there are in the world, means the little Chinese children can’t make electronics fast enough for us. This means our online retailers can’t supply the demand, which leads to good old scalping.

Scalping is when you know there’s going to be a short supply of a product, so instead of being considerate and buying just one item so others have a chance to get one, these cunts buy 20 and then list them on eBay for three times as much the RRP.

You can’t even compete with the fuckers because they use bots (software that auto buys items) so each retailers website either crashes or runs out of stock immediately.

Retailers don’t give a fuck either, as they’re selling all their stock, so have no incentive to do anything about it.

More evidence that a lot of cunts are out for themselves and don’t give two fucks about anyone else. So many selfish wankers these days.

Love thy neighbour, I think not, it’s more like fuck thy neighbour with a rusty dildo. Cunts.

Nominated by: elcuntio 

(Certain concert ticket providers – mentioning no names of course, but are “Masters at Tickets” – are total cunts for this game – DA)

A special old time loser cunting please for rapidly ageing and fading former President Obama. The old cunt has written a book (I wonder what colour crayon he used?), and the BBC in particular are taking a knee big time:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m000q1g1/barack-obama-talks-to-david-olusoga

Special Wireless 4 programme this morning at 0900, no doubt repeated later in the day, the sanctimonious voice of the chocolate coloured Blair holding forth about everything under the sun, and when I ventured into the high street this morning W.H. Smith, the rapidly fading newsagent and high street presence, had stacks of the book all over the shop – a very expensive way of buying bog paper, in my view.

Who gives a fuck what this raddled ex-President thinks about anything?

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Yosser Hughes & Alan Bleasdale.

Last night I watched a rerun of a old ‘play for today’ 1980s ‘the Blackstuff.
I remember it from the time and obviously the series it spawned “Boys from the Blackstuff”.

I remember it from young eyes, gritty realism portraying the futile struggle to better ones lot as a working man.

It was fuckin rubbish.

The stand out character is Yozzer Hughes a bully, a nutter, hates woman, and gets all his workmates the sack. Hes no working class hero hes peter Sutcliffe with a tash.

Champagne socialist creator Alan Bleasdale wrote a few things I saw as a youth,

Hes always bleating about the rich, the tories, hes a hypocrite. His kids Timothy &Tamana (good working class names) must be embarrassed by the daft old fucker?

Hes full of shite, gizza job Alan,

Do you pay the maid union rate?

Nominated by: Miserable Northern Cunt 

...specifically season 4.

I have to admit that I thought Seasons 1 and 2 of The Crown were rather a good watch, not least for the authentic and sumptuous sets. Anyway, fast forward to Season 4 and its portrayal of Margaret Thatcher as a brutal woman, directly responsible for 3 million unemployed and her deliberate breakdown of UK society into ‘self-interested individuals’.

They even made out that the famous Queen’s bedroom intruder, Michael Fagan, was pushed to scale the palace walls because of Thatcher’s policies. Then there was Gillian Anderson as Thatcher, who, despite two voice coaches managed to make Thatcher sound like a croaking old lady on her death bed.

There was good and bad to Thatcher but it seems we will never get a dramatisation that will ever give a balanced depiction. The bias just keeps coming and coming.

Nominated by: Cuntologist

A nomination for the Vaccine Bonanza, you wait for months and suddenly three arrive at the same time (just like the old bus stop scenario)

In the space of a week, Pfizer, Moderna and Oxford/AZ are on the brink of rolling out a safe working vaccine. The first two are new tech with the latter being the traditional vaccine, The first has a bit of a handicap requiring storage at -80C and you need two hits.

Here is the good news, the UK government have ordered 40 million doses of the Pfizer one (net 20 million), 5 million of the Moderna vaccine and 100 million of the Oxford/AZ, so there will be enough to go around ………..

But! Who will get what and when, who will be first, will people be given a the choice of which vaccine they want, that will be the next step in the vaccine saga, fulled as usual by the media.

Stay tuned for the great vaccine scramble and to make it even more complicated the government have three more on order should they be effective and approved.

It will all be over by Christmas 202?

Nominated by: Sick of it