A nomination for Fascist Old Fart Of The Year for the senile, pissed YFront user Lord H, who has a spiffing wheeze for bringing Britain “back into line”. How does mini Adolf want to do that? – well, of course, Remainers should start a campaign “immediately” (if not sooner) to rejoin the EU:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1367748/brexit-news-lord-heseltine-european-union-scottish-independence-snp-vn

Why should they do that?. Well forgetting for the moment the personal gain old Micky Heseltine gets from the EU (several million each year in grants for his fucking private arbortorium (tree growing) – a vital component in our export drive, of course, it will ensure that Scotland stays part of the British Isles.

To be honest my response if Fuck off EU, fuck off Scotland (ditching them would mean they would have to be geneorous with their own money, not ours) and more importantly fuck off Heseltine, you disingenuous old cunt.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Work shy cunts using Covid as an excuse

I am cunting all of those people who have used Covid as an excuse.

One cunt where I work did this. Since September, I can’t work come to work today as I have a cough and I’m waiting to get a test, now I can’t come in as I’m waiting to get results. Two days later, my Mrs has a cough and she is waiting for a test, two days later we are still waiting for the results, I have to isolate. Then after a day back he has to go off in the afternoon as he has to look after his twelve year old son who has been sent home from school as someone he stood near for five minutes has tested positive. It fucking goes on and on. Eventually the cunt, much to his delight, tested positive, had two weeks sat at home watching the tele with barely a high temp on full pay.

This cunt has had in total five weeks off work and has milked it for all it’s worth. He even tried to blag the long Covid Bull shit but like the fuckwit he is he got done by his own narcissist behaviour, bragging about his 10km run on wankbook.

Now this is only one case but there are I bet millions more like him who have revelled in can’t get to work due to Covid and when they do turn up they can’t do something as it’s too risky as they may catch this disease with a fatality rate for the working under 60’s of 0.001%.

The only people worse than thiese cunts are those leaching off the furlough while still working every day. But that’s a separate cunting altogether.

Nominated by: Cuntsince1066

Why is this seemingly universally regarded as one of Dickens’s, and literature in general’s, greatest works?

I remember reading it in secondary school and abandoned it less than halfway through.

The plot is boring and convoluted, the characters are poorly fleshed out and 90% of the time you have no idea what’s going on.

The title is certainly accurate in my opinion, as for me it’s one of the most boring books ever written.

Nominated by: General Tso’s Chiggun

This stupid cunt has just won a landmark court victory stating,
“Doctors failed to carry out a proper psychiatric assessment and should have challenged her more over her decision to transition to a male as a teenager”
So you’ve changed your mind have you, and want to be a woman after all?
Or did someone else make your mind up, or have you got a functioning mind at all, you vile freak of nature.

One thing about this “landmark” case though, thanks to this fuckwit admitting it was a psychological disorder, we can assume that all transgender sickos need psychiatric assessment.

Put them all in straitjackets, and throw them into a dungeon where they can’t interfere with the lives of sane people any more.

Nominated by: Duke of Cuntshire

and supported by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

I just saw this poor deluded child on the news. I felt sorry for her. The shrieking tranny supporters are trying to close down debate on the Tavistock clinic which is really an indoctrination centre for their preverted sense of entitlement. Never mind the mental issues, stuff the kids full of drugs.

To tut and mince at this judgement something called Sonja was wheeled out. Looked like an anorexic Les Dawson but not as bonny.

Trannies fucking disgust me. Not for what they see as a life style but for trying to close down all debate on their degenerate, unscientific, dangerous actions.

Went down soft brain memory lane today and thought I would watch the BBC programme “The Great Freeze 1963” which took place Nov ’62 – March ’63 so settled down in front of the telly with me last bottle of single malt vintage 1963.

Remembered The Freeze itself and programme well, a re-hash of the old Tonight footage fronted by bone dome comb-over BBC cunt Cliff Michelmore (long dead) with Kenneth Allsop (long dead) and Derek Hart (long dead) but alas no Alan Whicker (also long dead).

Pleasure to hear God’s own measurements – inches, feet, yards and miles, mph, real temperature in Fahrenheit – in God’s own language if a bit clipped, no froggie metric shite.

Then bugger me thought I must have a terminal brain tumour what with all the fake delamination, gate scratching and white snow jaggers going on – not to forget the occasional frame freeze. Count meself l ucky frozen Britain did not start boogying around like a speeded up Keystone Cops (look them up cunts) silent comedy.

Wazzup Bro? A new breed of woke video editors is fucking up our historic footage (they count the ‘60s as historic) at the BBC and at the various clip agencies that they draw from. They think that de yoot can only relate to the past (or our yesterdays) if it is first fucked over to create a never never land of FX. (FX in my book means Fake Effect)

Only surprise is that the BBC did not apply my least favourite technique, colorization to the original monochrome footage. Hitler would love it if he could see himself now. (Explanatory: The Fuhrer and his merry men are probably the most regularly colorized cunts on the internet).

https://static.demilked.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/5c5a96eeb4825-winter-surfing-polar-vortex-devon-hains-photography-lake-superior-michigan-fb2.png

http://fr.ancensored.com/files/images/vthumbs/e/26dcd71d770a86e4bed103b43f2bfd15_full.jpg

The old cunt couple that run Talking Pictures TV out of a shed in their back garden saw all this coming back in the ‘70s and bought up the rights to shed loads of B/W footage unwanted by distributors in the new dawn of colour. There was a time when the BBC and the BFI (British Film Institute) did the opposite of what now happens, sensitively and sometimes miraculously restoring archive footage including Victorian porn.

Howso Bro? Nowadays even the most basic image and home video editing software has tools to provide vintage film effects and colorization. You can do it online with Google or FaceBook or download software for free.

The results are all up there with brain drool cunts showing off their garish and flaky versions of The Somme or great uncle Tom getting topped for cowardice in 1916. They then email or FB the shite to each other. “Great pecker color uncle Hank.” “Really cool red ya got there for the horse entrails buddy.” “Jeez don’t that little Edwardian girl look just so sweet bending over in her pink bloomers. Great definition Billy Bawb – ya can go right in and in.”

It all started with versions of Final Cut and similar pro studio packages. If you need a tech wank go here: https://filmlook.com/

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke