Legal Double Standards

Here’s a prime example:
Filthy, disease-ridden, free loading, violent, criminal ‘economic migrant’ scum arrive on our shores illegally and are often aided and abetted by the Coast Guard. No passports, no identity papers, no money. Nothing. They just show up with their hands out and the authorities welcome them in. They’re given medical attention, food, shelter and dog knows what else. All at the tax payers’ expense, after which they set about pillaging the welfare state while setting up child grooming gangs and stab-a-Brit competitions. Sound familiar? You know the sort, Linecunt’s friends.

Contrast that with this:

Dale McLaughlan (from Scotland) was working away from home in the Isle of Man. Special work permit and all that since the Isle of Man is effectively cut off due to Covid. Basically no visitors unless you have special permission. He meets a lady while out one evening and a little romance develops. He subsequently returns to Scotland. He then applied to the authorities asking for special permission to visit the Isle so he could see his lady. He’s told to fuck off. So he applies again. Once again, told to fuck off.

Undeterred, he gets hold of a jet ski and rides the waves from Whithorn, on the west coast of Scotland, to Ramsey, on the east coast of the Isle of Man. Took the poor bugger 4.5 hours! He got himself tested for Covid before he left. Negative, so he’s no threat. Upon his arrival, he met up with his woman and they went out on a date. Long story short…plod shows up, arrests him, he’s up in court and is subsequently jailed for 4 weeks for entering the Isle “illegally”.

Dale McLaughlan sounds like a proper British name, unlike Abdul Mostabbed. So a British citizen, going from one part of the British Isles to another, assuming all risk to himself and not involving the Coast Guard is raked over the coals for initially trying to do the right thing and being given the finger, then goes around the problem while being proven to be no risk to the Isle’s residents. Yeah, he broke the rules, so perhaps a fine or a suspended sentence. Nope – JAIL TIME!

Presumably if he’d shown up in a rubber dinghy claiming he was fleeing the tyranny of wee Jimmy Krankie, he’d have been given food, shelter, money and a police escort to the nearest school.

https://news.sky.com/story/covid-19-man-jailed-after-riding-jet-ski-from-scotland-to-isle-of-man-to-visit-partner-12162209

Nominated by: Imitation Yank

seconded by: Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt

I want to cunt the Manx Government.

This is the first time I’ve been that fuckin’’ annoyed to cunt something that isn’t connected to my dear homeland.

A Scot, Dale McLaughlin has been jailed over Christmas because he visited his girlfriend on the island by travelling over from the West coast of Scotland on a jet ski!

The Manx cunts require that you should apply to enter the island during COVID.
Fuck the Manx cunts. I know the island well, through taking school parties there many years ago. They won’t get another penny from me.
The island is a British Crown dependency but Boris should send over a gunboat to free him and free the people. Fascist Manx bastards.

 

Emmanuel Macron (9)

That CUNT Macron,

Cunters I nominate that granny tupping piece of SHIT, emmanuel ‘microcock’ macron.

Not being content with chucking a massive spanner in the works with absurd demands for the surrender monkey’s to continue plundering our fish. Surely diplomacy should have let David Frost kick the cunt in the bollocks?

Boris for the sake of fuckity fuck ain’t it about time you told the E.U to swivel? For fucks sake enough already. Walk away, a reverse Churchill, job’s a good un.

Fucking E.U wankers. While you’re at it tell Mutti there’s a 50% tariff on her poxy cunt cars too.

Nominated by: CuntyMort

….and this one from W. C. Boggs 

An emergency cunting for the dwarf motherfucker (or should that be grannyfucker?) Macron, who is refusing to lift the blockade:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1375487/Macron-France-border-blockade-lorries-stuck-in-Kent-Eurotunnel-Dover-latest-update

It is quite clear that this has fuck all to do with Covid, but all to do with Brexit. The paltry little bastard is determined to “punish” us, another good reason to tell the other oily little French bastard Barnier to stick his negotiations up his raddled filthy arse. It is clear the tail wags the dog in that the “important” offiicals of the EU cannot tell Macron to fuck off.

France, the surrender monkeys of 90 years ago has fuck all to be proud about now, and I look forward to little froggy fisherpersons (to comply with BBC Newspeak) meeting up with the Royal Navy on January 1st.

 

…and this from Quick Draw McGraw

The Frogs are so lucky that I’m not Prime Minister. So are a lot of people actually. But in the case of the French, I would give them a simple ultimatum. Either you lift the blockade, or I will ban ALL French imports from entering the UK, including those heading for the Irish Republic, oh and by the way, shove your fucking trade agreement up your Gallic ass. A few days of not being able to shift to their shitty cheese and vinegar wine, and they’ll cave quicker than they did to Hitler.

Pierre Webo

It seems the word ‘black’ is now racist too.

This week, the Champions League game between Istanbul and PSG was postponed because a Romanian 4th official used the words ‘This black guy’ when pointing out a transgressor to a referee.

This caused the offended dark key to go into a meltdown with others and the result was they all walked off the pitch. They’re acting like the 4th official was wearing white robes, a pointy hat and was dropping ‘N’ bombs all over the shop.

Here’s my verdict. Why don’t all of the cunts just stay off the fucking pitch for good? All these chippy fuckers have ruined football anyway, just look at the knee taking horse shit.

And next time Lineker days ‘Black lives matter’ have the cunt fired and the BBC burned to the ground. How dare a honnky man use that word.

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/12155687/paris-saint-germain-vs-istanbul-basaksehir-abandoned-players-walk-off-after-alleged-racist-remark

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

…and supported by Cuntstable Cuntbubble 

I dont know if anyone else has cunted this but apparently a black player was referred to as ‘the black one’ by a linesman. The team apparently walked off. The player, Webo (who he?) comes from that haven of tolerance and peace, Cameroon.

But oh the trauma

‘Webo, 38, said the days since have been the “most difficult” of his career.
He added he needed help from a doctor to sleep on the night of the incident.’

As the cliche goes, you couldnt make this up. A 38 year old ‘man’ seemingly getting PTSD because he was called black. Not any of the many other things he could be called. Just black.
I know what I would call the cunt.

Science Grown Meat

Science grown meat is a cunt.

Now I know soppy British love animals and hate bull fighting and blood sports (iv never done either but respect both,sorry, not sorry) but humans are at the top of the food chain.

We are integral to life on earth and have a responsibility to it. For example those little spikey cunt hedgehogs are almost extinct thanks to badgers that dont have a predator thanks to green loons, as we are their predators.

I live in London. I like animals in my dinner with fat and muscle. This will never be replicated. Its just another wank fest for distancing humans from the rest of the planet.

Eat animals, fruit and veg. Perfick.

Nominated by: Smug cunt 

Santa Woke

Here’s a festive one for you all. The miserable cunt of a Santa at the Harlem Irving Plaza shopping mall in Norridge, Illinois. On December 6th, a woman took her young son to see Santa, as many do. I did with my brood, and they loved it. Unfortunately for the young boy concerned, he encountered woke Santa.

When asked what he wanted for Christmas, the boy asked for a nerf gun. A perfectly reasonable request. My youngest had a nerf gun, and although she drove me insane with it, it’s a perfectly harmless, foam projectile shooting toy. But woke Santa said no. His actual words were, “No, I-nope, no guns”. The boys mother then stepped in to make it clear that he was asking for a nerf gun, not a Heckler & Koch MP7, and woke Santa replied “No, not even a nerf gun”. He then added, “If your dad wants to get it for you, that’s fine, but I can’t bring it to you. What else would you like? Lots of other toys. Lego. There’s bicycles. There’s cars and trucks. What do you think?” Well, personally, I think you’re a miserable cunt, who should not be allowed within five square miles of a child.

Naturally, the boy sat there, on the other side of the plexiglass screen (current era means they can’t sit on Santa’s knee), and promptly broke down in tears. Understandable really, considering Santa had just beaten his Christmas to death right in front of him (plus his mother and dozens of other parents and children) then pissed on the corpse and shit in its face. Be against guns by all means. But for fuck’s sake, when your one and only job is to make children happy, leave your politics the fuck out of it.

I hope the real Santa climbs down this jerk’s chimney on Christmas night, shags his wife while she’s lying next to him and then shoves Rudolph’s carrot right up his miserable, woke ass.

This is why I despise the far left. They are completely incapable of doing ANYTHING with putting their warped political beliefs into it. And to do it with a boy, while playing the role of Santa, is fucking despicable. But it’s Christmas, so this story has a happy ending. Woke Santa is now woke unemployed, and the owners of the mall and the company that woke Santa used to work for sent the boy a nerf gun.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

(More here – DA https://ktrh.iheart.com/featured/michael-berry/content/2020-12-08-woke-mall-santa-reduces-boy-to-tears-over-nerf-gun/)