Just been scrolling through distinguished Patrons. Fuck me a more
Pompous list of names you wouldn’t find anywhere.

In my mind this is aimed at what B&WC called ‘the anti-religious mob’ on here. I would just like you to consider the company you keep…

Won’t go through them all, so it is selective. Just the ones I know.

Professor A C Grayling CBE (Vice President) pompous phosopher twat
Shappi Khorsandi (Vice President) pompous journalist twat
Polly Toynbee (Vice President) humungously pompous commentator twat
David Baddiel pompous ‘comedian’ twat
Baroness Blackstone the epitome of pomposity
Ed Byrne just an unfunny Irish comedian so not so pompous just a wanker
Professor Richard Dawkins FRS robotic tosser (to me)
Maureen Duffy pompous shit poet twat
Angela Eagle MP pompous labour mp twat
Stephen Fry so so fucking pompous
Ricky Gervais twat (to be debated)
Dr Evan Harris pompous liberal mp twat
Richard Herring chronically unfunny pompous bore
Anish Kapoor pompous aisan writer twat
Baroness (Glenys) Kinnock colourless and boring with her husband-
Lord (Neil) Kinnock the Windbag
Stewart Lee fuck me partner of Herring cunt equally unfunny and pompous
Mike Leigh pompous lefty playwright twat
Ken Loach tosser (one for Miserable)
Lord Macdonald of Tradeston tosser sidekick of Blair
Bob Marshall-Andrews QC posh spoken pompous labour cretin
Ian McEwan pompous wank modern novelist
Jonathan Meades pompous cunt in liberal dark clothes, dark glasses
Suzanne Moore big haired feminist bore
Dame Jenni Murray so very very pompous but I’ll let Mr Boggs comment on her
Christina Patterson up her own arse pompous sky commentator
Sir Philip Pullman CBE putting horrible things into our kids minds pompous cunt
Sir Salman Rushdie pompous prick
Paul Sinha the one Chaser I don’t like because of his pomposity
Sir Patrick Stewart pompous luvvie
Laurie Taylor pompous radio 4 host
Sandi Toksvig ffs says it all

Just thought some old names there. The list must be old. Anyway Humanists have an air of pomposity about them..

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

A month or so back a 2 week lockdown was proposed by Sage to get the virus under control.

The option wasn’t taken up.

Sir Kweer Charmer seized upon this as an example of where Boris was going wrong. He is very good at this. We must have the firebreak he ranted, denouncing the govt for their recalcitrance.

Well, the land of my fathers employed just such a strategy. Welshcunt Drakeford imposed this measure for the good of the Welsh and possibly to show what cunts the Tories are.

Worked well didn’t it?

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Jocko Oirish old slapper currently luxuriating in attention after having been injected with the first free dodgy Pfizer Covid Jab “In The World”. Clearly no good for Alzheimer’s though because when interviewed on all networks the old biddy could only chortle on that it was free and she had done it for all mankind and when was she going to get her prize? A “free” out of season timeshare in Pria De Luz.

Nurses are organising a Go Fund Me campaign to raise funds of £150 for her Confirmation Fee to secure her Exclusive Limited Time Prize plus £25 handling charge to be sent by Wells Fargo to a Mr Bongo in Sierra Leone within 10 days.

Meanwhile Johnson, who is considerably less honest than Mr Bongo, is seen fart arsing it in an NHS coat puff puff fluffing away at how great Britain is for having delivered at massive cost a vaccine by Pfizer, a dodgy pariah among yank drugs companies, developed in Germany and manufactured in Belgium. Blighty’s part in all this? Put in shed loads of money and provided the first unpaid guinea pigs.

The NHS has bought up the world’s supply of super freezers to in which to store the unstable vaccine. Going to be vast numbers of those going begging in a few months time.

Why all this hoopla at this time some may ask. Surely not to throw a smokescreen over a Brexit rat out? Cheap second hand freezer anyone (after the Civil Servants have had theirs)?

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

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Now don’t get me wrong, I think it’s important to recycle but what boils my piss is that the cunts are picky about what we can and can’t recycle.

‘You can recycle a plastic milk bottle but not the lid.

You can recycle cardboard but you have to remove the tape.

We can only recycle shredded paper.’

I put the bin out this morning and accidentally put a small takeaway style foil container on the top.

Rather than simply move the container into the general waste bin next to it, the lazy cunt of a bin man red tags me and didn’t empty my bin.

Considering our green bin is emptied fortnightly this was inconvenient to tell the truth.

On the tag it stated that by not sorting our recyclables correctly it creates more work for the lazy cunts down at the recycling center.

So basically I have to pay their wages through my council tax AND do their job for them.

I thought I could get round this by reporting my bin hadn’t been emptied, but apparently every bin lorry is now kitted out like the Starship Enterprise and has an on-board computer for logging these recycling infractions.

We are being encouraged to recycle to save the world so why make it harder?

Nominated by: The Cunt of Monte Cristo

Here a difficult one. Racism is a cunt.

Humans are not racist but every one of us are tribalist.It really doesnt matter about your melanin levels, people divide themselves into tribes .

In other words the modern bollox of the mental condition taught in all schools,universities and every corporation ” Intersectionality” is a cunt without foundation in this country..

I dont remember being racist and strangely I love my tar brushed grand kids just as much as my arian ones..

Its hilariously weak in depth but has been taken up by every cunt with power. Tribalism accounts for it all from Celtic v Rangers to The National Trust V its members.

The word racism is a ridiculous English word that for some reason has been allowed to encapsulate the murder of people and disagreement of policy.

Nominated by: Smug cunt