Meghan and Harry

Let’s have a would you please just go away cunting, for the “don’t tell us we’re not royal” couple, Mrs. and Mr. Markle-Spencer-Hewitt, the Dick and Dickess of Suckit.

According to the Sun, these two woefully woke, attention whores have announced the creation of their own “End of the year Honours List.” The criteria and categories include; “…charitable service, science, literature, racial justice, gender equality, environmental stewardship, youth empowerment, health and mental health.”

As of this writing, no name has been announced for this new formally royal order but “papers” have been filed in the US to recognize, legalize and legitimize this pathetic scream for attention.

I and others are already referring to this “honour” as “The Formally Royal Order of the Snowflake.” Alternative names like “The Brave New World Order of the Woke” or the “The Hollywoke Knaves of Social Justice” might also be appropriate.

It seems these two malcontents, just never stop with their self aggrandizing schemes. Their continued, clueless, cuntishness is beneath contempt and makes them an easy target for those who see through their self righteous bullshit.

In fact it’s so easy to cunt the Witch of Woke and her Halfwit familiar, that in lieu of their own Sussex Shit page, maybe IsaC should put a moratorium on more Markle-Spence-Hewitt nominations…at least until the Queen takes away their titles.

Speaking of the Queen, I can only imagine what she must be thinking when she heard they are establishing their own “honours” list.

https://thesun.co.uk/news/13401399/harry-meghan-woke-honours-america/

Merry Christmas to all.

Nominated by: General Cuntster 

Owen Jones (21)

A limp-wristed, whoops duckie cunting please yet again for ISACs favourite faggot, little Owen who is trying to spread despondency post Brexit:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1369266/owen-jones-brexit-news-EU-trade-talks-deal-jeremy-vine-latest-VN

(including pictures that make him look quite cadavorous – being the weekend perhaps he had been well and truly reamed by some of his friends)

Medicines will be delayed, the “poor” will suffer most – little Owen working to an Adonis/Mandelson/Starmer script and it sounds no better from his mouth than it does from theirs. We have had it all before.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Natalie Morris and Faima Bakar

Natalie Morris and Faima Bakar of metro.co.uk

These cunts write that white people are “trash”, that all white people are racist, that anti-white racism doesn’t exist (the stupid cunts), that the Muslim grooming gangs are “no problem” and “a myth” (the pedo-defending cunts), that white people are all privileged – even though Morris’s dad was a wealthy TV presenter who got her a job at ITV – the hypocritical RACIST CUNT!

Nominated by: Seanie 

Supported by: Dickie Dribbler

Admin, 2 possible links for your use should you decide to run with the nom. Too many other links for Morris & Bakar on Metro.co.uk to go through to pick out any other specific articles to back up the nom claims made by Seanie (see for example https://muckrack.com/natalie-morris-1/articles)

Incidentally Morris’ dad was the late Tony Morris from ITV Granada Reports in the North West.

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2020/04/03/media-bleating-about-muslim-rape-gangs-takes-focus-away-islamophobia/

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/02/majority-sexual-offenders-white-men-no-muslim-problem-sexual-grooming-12451053/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

The Guardian (12)

This is the headline:-
‘It’s very frustrating’: the Covid inequality dividing Blackburn

And this is what Pakistani fishmonger Zohar Mahaldar actually said:-

‘People don’t want to take responsibility for their own health, he complained. “They say, ‘but it’s written by the almighty!’ They think if it’s Allah’s will, he will protect them. But I say to them: ‘Allah also gave you a brain’.” It’s suicide not taking Covid seriously, he said: “And suicide is haram in our religion. It is not allowed.”’

Mr Mahaldar was making a point about stupidity, nothing to do with being a downtrodden BAME. But that doesnt fit this tawdry rag’s agenda. Hence the headline, so the trendy middle class white metropolitans who buy it could tut about what a racist country we are.

Written by northern editor Helen Pidd, no doubt from her ghetto in Alderley Edge.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Pleading insanity

“Pleading insanity” is a cunt, isn’t it.

Been done for a dodgy crime and going to be banged up for life?
Arrested for rape of somebody under-18?
About to be deported for a nefarious misdemeanour?
Imminently on trial for an horrific murder?

Then why not just ….. PLEAD MADNESS‼

? Make it appear as if you were possessed by somebody else❗

? Absolve yourself from all responsibility❗

? Prevent being returned to the shit-heap of a country from whence you slithered❗

? Massively mitigate your sentence❗

No need to practise the old ‘Two Pencils up the nose and pants on your head’ nonsense or even do a Hamlet. We know all the legal loopholes and have years of experience.

? Simply call Cunty & Cuntinson Legal Advisors and we’ll help you evade justice. Psychological Irresponsibility is our business. ?

? Don’t delay, feign madness today?

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous