James O’Brien aka Lord Haw Haw

You may believe this is a cunting of James O’Brien the egregious radio host with his metropolitan elite views, but it isn’t.

What it is, is in-fact a reality check, I’ve heard the man himself use the phrase, “contempt for the conmen, compassion for the conned”

What this doesn’t take in to account is that probably 99% of people knew how they was going to vote before the referendum was even announced, views on the EU are intrenched in people generally, you’re either pro or anti EU, this hasn’t really changed much over the last 27 years since the EEC morphed into what it is today.

To use phrases like “single market” or “customs union” is not only disingenuous but misleading.

Take Pembrokeshire for example, the largest voting block in Pembrokeshire is farmers which have always be split between haves and have nots, the previous of which are pro EU the latter being anti EU which is about a 50/50 split.

Same goes for the general UK population, those who have mostly benefited from EU membership are mostly pro EU, except O’Brien can’t really grasp this at all, it’s not purely about money or immigration, it’s a myriad of reasons, which are far more complex than these 2 topics,

I imagine if O’Brien had been around a 100 years ago he’d say Ireland should remain part of the UK for independence would induce even more poverty (which it did actually), not everything revolves around the mighty Buck, O’Brien should learn this but of course he never will or any of his ilk!!!

P.S
I heard him use the word “fixable” on the wireless a few days ago, what a fucking waste of private education the bog brained cunt is, use proper English, same goes for other faux intellectuals, stick to more basic words to avoid unnecessary embarrassment, okay O’Brien, such irritating misuse of the English language may make me discombobulate!!!

Nominated by: Captain Quimson

In 1833 Great Britain used 40% of its entire National budget to buy slaves out of their contracts – 20 million at the time, in todays money – quite a fucking lot! (Gov.UK Freedom of information act).

The amount was so huge it took until 2014 for UK taxpayers to pay it off – note “taxpayers” – you, me and everyone else who pays tax – not those who had profited from this despicable trade but us mugs. Mention this established fact to BLM as you hand them your part of the bill.

So, short, sweet and simple – where’s our reparations’ you ungrateful cunts – don’t make me don my white panther outfit and burn down the fried chiggun shops now!
That is all.

Nominated by: Vernon Fox

Fucking hell I’m so fed up of late cunts, not just coz they’re lazy, ignorant twats, but coz they give us decent tradesmen a bad name.

I live in a rented house (though I’ve just bought a place with my girlfriend, yet to move in), and there was a leak. I could’ve sorted it myself but as it’s not my place I’m not gonna fuck about with the plumbing.
The geezer was due at 10.30.
The cunt turned up at 2.
Didn’t answer my calls. Wasted my day. Turned up, but forgot his tools… so a job that could’ve started at 10.30 and finished at 10.45, started at 1400 and finished at 1530.
Cunt.

When I was self employed (sparks) I considered being 10 minutes late as LATE.
Now I’m employed, they consider 5 minutes late as moan moan fucking moan…
….fair enough in my book….

How do these ignorant cunts get, and hold onto customers?
How can anyone think it is acceptable to fuck people about like that?

My sis ordered a plumber a year ago. Didn’t turn up. Ordered another. Didn’t turn up.
My dad did the job.
2 days later one of them turned up to do the job…. what a lazy useless cunt. 2 fucking days late. I bet the cunt somehow still gets customers though coz, well, that’s just how tradesmen are….

NO WE ARE FUCKING NOT.

It gives us all a bad name and I really can’t understand how hard it can be when someone says:
“what time are you coming?”
To say:
“Ten thirty”
And then to turn up at ten thirty. Or by 11. Or within 3 fucking hours of the time you said. Or to call the client and tell them you’re running late

.
Or just to answer your fucking phone in the first place….

Useless cunts.

Nominated by: Deploy the Sausage 

Dig deep, spread the muck, and don’t call a spade a spade, unless you want to incur the wrath of “Professor” Fowler, the academic who, like a tub of Vanish, forces out hidden dirt.

The Professor (as in “Professor Jimmy Edwards”?) has the ear of the National Trust, and taking th bit btween her horsey teeth has decided in a book called “Green Unpleasant Land” that gardening is naughty, because it colludes with our “colonial past”, and it’s racist, and, well, just too beastly for a lady of her refinement:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9153499/Academic-says-GARDENING-roots-racial-injustice.html

As it is the weekend, perhaps a Boggs gardening tip might not come amiss. If you live in her part of the country, and you are planting up some shrubs this weekend, make a beeline to her lavatory, because her output is guaranteed to be 100% pure shit – just like her book, which would make a very good mulch.

Nominated by : W. C. Boggs

Anyone cunted (allegedly) sickening ultra-perv Armie Hammer yet?

God alone knows how this walking talent-void became famous in the first place considering the viewer’s gaze slides off his face like piss from an urinal cake, but he’d better bank whatever proceeds he’s accrued sharpish, given the (allegedly) sordid revelations now coming to light.

Unless they are his way of auditioning for the role of Hannibal Lector, that is.

You see, Armie, like many a young beau, would like to hold his fair maiden’s heart.

Literally. (Allegedly.) Not in the poetic, figurative sense, but in the actual, physical, sense.

He would also (allegedly) like to do a number of other deeply insalubrious things that I will not recount here, because I just ate.

But remember fellow cunters, these Hollywood types are – as they never ever tire of telling us – our moral and intellectual superiors.

(Allegedly.)

Nominated by Chimp Licker 

https://www.pedestrian.tv/entertainment/armie-hammer-graphic-dms-viral/