A cunting for the phenomenon of white knights.

I’m talking about the gentleman who steps in when a man is thrashing his woman in public and calling her a dog and cunt. I’m referring to the guys who get involved in minor disagreements between men and women, whether they are in a relationship or not.

I think you know the type; hipsterish countenance and demeanour, a bit pale, perhaps taller than you but lanky and 5 stone lighter, having never lifted anything heavier than a bottle of craft ale in their lives, which makes him unprepared for encounters with real men in the real world outside Twitter and Reddit.

White knights have a purpose in a way they may not have considered.
When they heroically intervene on the behalf of m’lady (a woman they barely know or complete strangers) the man engaged in the disagreement with the woman can then turn to Sirr Blanco and proceed to beat him to a smooth pate.

This happened to a friend who is a no. 8 for his local rugby team. He was having a bit of a heated debate with a girl he worked with and knew very well. Sir blanco stepped forward in his sherlock coat and wanker hair and started being a condescending cockwomble. He soon found himself sprawled on the floor of the pub as my mate launched him with one arm.

His sort really are saving women from toxic male aggression. Such a good sport.

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

Just seen this racist bitch on the news whining about the way she was treated during pregnancy because she was black. She claimed white women would not have been treated with such indifference, and has set up something called “The Motherhood Group” which serves to foster anti white prejudice and claims that black women are five times more likely to die in childbirth than white women.

https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/24/black-women-neglected-12406357/

The best thing then, is do us all a favour and stop breeding.

Nominated by: Duke of Cuntshire

A nomination for non-essential jobs in the post-covid economy.

Let’s be honest; there’s a surplus of useless people who wont get stuck in because they think they’re above it all., but are really quite stupid.

The nurses are getting stuck in. The doctors are getting stuck in. The army are getting stuck in. The builders are getting stuck in. The shop assistants are getting stuck in. The binmen and mcdonalds burger flippers are getting stuck in.

When the vaccines are rolling out, the barmen and waitresses will get stuck in.

The gender theorists and people with Ph.Ds. in utter bullshit? The artistic types dancing about? Not so much.

Time to get the economy straight, let the non-jobs die off through economic selection, therefore reducing labour and lib dem voters to penury.

No more grants for research into gender wank or for artistic types. If these luvvies have such amazing imaginations they can fucking perform in a public park.

There’s nothing stopping these twats from filming or performing Shakespeare in a park or disused power station.

I bet Brian Blessed and Peter O’Toole would’ve done it as long as you gave them a lift to the pub afterwards.

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

(Desperately trying not to think of MNC – DA)

I keep seeing a couple of daft old sods who wear belts and braces.

They waddle around with their beer bellies sticking out between the braces and hovering above the belt. What´s the frigging point of wearing a belt AND braces?

Are they neurotic and insecure?

Bondage fans?

Is this the first step before taking to adult nappies?

Nominated by: Mr Polly

That bewigged petulant four eyed cunt Elton John has has a hissy fit over Brexit negotiations and musicians. In the Guardian natch.

He is demanding, no less, that they go back to negotiations because an army of lefty, luvvie, woke cunts have been fucked about by the good old EU.

He says his working in Hamburg in 1966 was a baptism of fire and that young musos will be denied the chance.

Hello? Does he think the cunts who now dominate the bland/rap ratings ever look further than mirror karaoke? Pay their dues like proper musos used to? Silly old cunt.

There are many fuck ups in the Brexit bill but this shrill, shirtlifting cunt comes way down the list.

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/music/elton-john-launches-scathing-attack-on-the-tories-for-screwing-up-the-brexit-deal/ar-BB1dwKBG?ocid=msedgdhp

Nominated by: Cunstable Cuntbubble