Emergency cunting.

Coca Cola are complete and utter cunts.

Coca Cola is forcing employees to complete online training telling them to “try to be less white.” Seriously, they really are doing this.

These pictures are from an internal whistleblower and I for one will now permanently boycott their overpriced teeth rotting kidney damaging fizzy dishwater.

So alongside Sainsburys,and the BBC, ‘The Real Thing’ can fuck off with their dreams of apartheid. They can shove it up their racist arses.

https://twitter.com/DrKarlynB/status/1362774562769879044

Nominated by: Norman 

URGENT CUNTING OF THE BRITISH REGIME

The High Court rules Government acted unlawfully by failing to publish details of Covid-related contracts.

We all know just how much of our money the present regime led by one daft bastard called Johnson and equally charming fuckwit Matty Nocock because they tell us, every fucking day. As we also thought lots of this money was going to their slimeball mates. Well the Good Law Project took on these might loons and a Judge has found that the regime acted UNLAWFULLY

“The High Court has ruled “The Secretary of State acted unlawfully by failing to comply with the Transparency Policy” and that “there is now no dispute that, in a substantial number of cases, the Secretary of State breached his legal obligation to publish Contract Award Notices within 30 days of the award of contracts.” We have won the judicial review we brought alongside Debbie Abrahams MP, Caroline Lucas MP, and Layla Moran MP.”

I doubt anything will change as we no longer live in a democracy and the regime does not want to be held to account for anything. However, amidst their own crisis of a so called ‘global pandemic’ these creatures have been found out for the lying, cheating cunts that they are – they won’t like it ‘up ’em’ so let’s get cunting

https://goodlawproject.org/update/the-judgment-is-in/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=social%20media&utm_campaign=uc%20win%20tw%201902

Nominated by: Lana Del Cunt 

and additional link supplied by Cuntologist

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/matt-hancock-acted-unlawfully-failing-23532021

A top of the form and six of the best cunting please for this cretinous looking arsehole, a former teacher, who thought it was a ripping wheeze to put hoax bottles of Novochok around, shortly after the Salisbury outrage a couple of years ago.

https://www.aol.co.uk/pathetic-conspiracy-theorist-left-novichok-094110781.html

This old cunt, who looks as if he were handy with the cane and slipper no doubt didn’t take practical jokes very kindly in the old mortar board and cape days.

Evans tried this trick several times, and changed his story to the police more than once, even suggesting that it was some bizarre “art installation”.

The old fucker was spared jail. He is only 67 and I am sure a couple of years inside might have taught him the error of his ways, but “sir” has been excused. I wonder if the courts would have been so accomodating with one of his ex-pupils?

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Vaccine conspiracy rumours are cunts, aren’t they.

Bill Gates is tryna mess wiv my DNA, innit!
You’ll become a genetically-modified human being!
It’s a transfection agent!
Them’s tryna put a microchip into my body!
It turns you into a batty boy!

Say what now? What was that last one?

Ayatollah Abbas Tabrizian, an Islamic cleric, has allegedly told his 210,000 followers on social media to avoid the vaccine because people who have had their shots “have become homosexuals.”

Well shut that door!

Is this religious nutcase trying to become the new Borat? Back in March, he claimed the Coof could be cured by putting `violet oil’ on your arse. A couple of million global deaths later, COVID must’ve been deadlier than he thought. Either that or there wasn’t enough violet oil or patchouli to go around.

Psh.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9239805/Iranian-cleric-says-Covid-19-vaccine-turns-people-gay.html

I would like to nominate outdoor mask wearing.

Seriously, what is the fucking point? I can understand the rationale behiind wearing one in a busy city street, even if the virulence (or lack of) of Covid outdoors does make it somewhat unnecessary. But people are doing this in my small town as well, where social distancing is practically the default and where their risk of catching the virus outside is about the same as the risk of being trampled on by an elephant. There’s even one stupid woman who wears those surgical gloves as well. How paranoid can these morons get?

Nominated by: General Tso’s Chiggun 

…and on a similar note, this from mystic maven

Covid mask droppers are filthy disgusting cunts. You see these manky blue things all over the place, just waiting for a small kid to touch and catch all those stinking germs, or maybe a dog to swallow it.

I hope all those cunts catch the virus and die quickly, save the NHS having to waste their time treating them.

…and this from Sixdog Vomit

Face masks are a cunt.

I wear one where required because it makes other people feel safer not because I believe they really help fend of the plague. I am not going to be wearing two at a time though, not a chance.

What really grinds me about face masks is the way they are casually abandoned in the street. With three dogs in the house I do a lot of dog walking. During the dog walks I encounter face masks strewn on the pavements, hanging from bushes, see people discard them without a second thought, I see more discarded face masks than I see other people’s dog shit that lazy cunts think they are above cleaning up.

Now if anything is a potential source of covid a used face mask must be near the top of the list, you’d think that there would be fines above and beyond littering for improper disposal of the fucking things. You’d think there would be strict rules for the disposal of face masks as medically contaminated waste.

But no, in the middle of a pandemic that’s lead to economic catastrophe, that’s caused over 100k deaths, where people have been placed under what amounts to house arrest the majority of people and the government don’t seem to see improper disposal of the legally mandated face wear worthy of a second thought.

It makes no sense at all in context of the narrative.