Don’t fear the Reaper

(Cue guitar intro to Blue Oyster Cult… yeah! – Day Admin)

A rather short cunting for The Grim Reaper.

In the last week the following all round good eggs have died:
Sir Clive Sinclair (81), Jimmy Greaves (81) and John Challis (Boycie from Only Fools and Horses) (79).

Of course I didn’t know them personally and they might have been right swines on occasion but they were all good at what they did.

Many years ago Spectrum programming legend Jonathan Smith and Frank Sidebottom died within a week of each other. 2 of my teenage heroes gone. Dead.

It isn’t fair and it isn’t right that good people die too early. I wish I had a cloak of invisibility so I can evade this cunt for as long as possible.

Nominated by: Anton Pillar

Workplace Thievery


Yes I know you cunters will point out I’m in a penal colony and one should expect it as de rigueur.

Sick of the politics of my usual trade (min lab tech) I’ve been a carpenter’s TA for a couple of months now, honest physical work where my foul humour fits in nicely.

However of late tools have been disappearing , some owned by the 6 contractor companies on site most are personal property.

It’s fucking poor form, a decent hammer is $100+, a decent industrial drill with battery $300+ etcetera. Many of us only get paid $30-40 ph.

Whomever the cunt or cunts are, I’m assuming a meth head or hooked on the gee gees in a meeting has been warned by the chair warmers they’ll be kicked off site and handed over to plod when caught

But it’s up to us on the floor what we may do unto them beforehand. My father and stepfather were both in the RAN (Mum loved seamen), thieves got their hand caught in a hatch and or fell down a gangway.

A similar fate awaits this cunt if I catch him.

Dog cunt.

Nominated by: Shackledragger cunt

Anthony Joshua (4) – Go Woke Get KOd

Anthony Joshua

Got his arse handed to him in some big boxing match last night (25/09/2021) against some Ivan called Usyk (or “Usuck” as Joshua once allegedly said of him before the fight).

For the record, I didn’t watch the fight, and haven’t really bothered with boxing in donkey’s years. But from the news reports on the build up to the fight AJ should have had this in the bag no sweat, according to the expert punters!

Turns out he lost on unanimous points decision, but will still pick up a nice loser’s cheque of around $15m.

From what little I know of him, he could have been a Frank Bruno Mk2, but with a few more tactical braincells a few years back. But he soon jumped on the BLM bandwagon and more or less took a pop at white British culture, suggesting that BAMEs should boycott White businesses.

Now I don’t know if any of that is true, but judging by the comments posted from punters on different sports websites today the allegations do tend to have some meat on them. Subsequently a lot of boxing fans were pleased AJ lost not only because he was tactically outmanoeuvred by Usyk, but because AJ turned his back on Britain and became an insufferable arrogant woke with massive chips on his lumpen shoulders.

I suppose anyone who takes a pop at AJ for his politics and his defeat will be labelled a racist/bigot because that’s how it works these days. The media have already started stirring the shitpan just as they did when England lost out on penalties in the Euro2020 finals because 3 dark key England players fucked up with their spot kicks. The MSM defended them, as they are with AJ, against a torrent of “racist” abuse from the usual suspects.

Anyway, for what its worth I am glad the cocky cunt lost regardless of the politics. He has no class, or charisma. Frank Bruno may have been a bit lumbering and clueless with a glass jaw, but he was down to earth, loved British people, was much loved by the nation, and for some was/is a true British hero.

Compare and contrast him to a vacuous, bandwagon-jumping, one-trick-pony like AJ.

You know what I mean, Harry!

Nominated by: Technocunt

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Supported by: Herman Jelmet

Anthony “Woke warrior” Joshua and Eddie “Greaseball” Hearn

A left right and a southpaw cross from a Ukrainian cunting for this bodybuilder come average boxer and his wide boy cock end of a manager.

As any boxing fan will know, this cunt lost 2 fights in the 2012 Olympics but still managed to walk away with the gold medal.

Since then, thanks to Sly Sports and conman Eddie Hearn, he has been swept along and spoon fed to the public in a media hype frenzy as the sporting face of woke 21st century Britain.

Cherry picked opponents and massive over exposure culminated in his title win over Charles Martin (possibly the poorest title holder in heavyweight history)

Then he beats a 41 year old Wladimir Klitschko in an entertaining battle (the same Klitschko who was taken to school by Tyson Fury 2 years earlier incidentally)

Travels to the states and duly gets battered on his first outing there by a quick handed tubby Mexican who then carelessly relinquished his belts to Joshua months later in the rematch due to the fact he decided to put on 2 extra stones while Joshua ran away from him for 12 rounds.

Titles back – Media hype bandwagon resumes.

Black Lives Matter statue toppling follows and then here’s Joshua with a clearly anti white hate speech (which he claims he never wrote) The thick cunt.
Interestingly, where were his management or advisors as he spouted that crap while dressed in black surrounded by other racist terrorist scum?)
He alienated huge swathes of the country by being a cunt yet turn on your idiot lantern and you’d think this bum was the second coming with no mention or condemnation for his racist bile.

Hearn and his team simply avoided Fury and they avoided Wilder whilst milking every last drop out of their limited cash cow and now that should be finally over

Which finally brings us to last night’s harsh lesson against a mandatory challenger (not a cherry picked over the hill fighter) who has now practically cleaned up the belts at 2 divisions apart from Fury’s WBC belt.
Joshua was so embarrassingly out of his depth last night, I almost felt sorry for him (almost)
Whether he triggers the rematch clause remains to be seen but surely the result would be the same if not harsher for Joshua.

Sorry for the rant but Anthony Joshua and Eddie Hearn you are a pair of prize cunts.

Natural Gas Suppliers

A rather expensive cunting please for the fucking mess that is the U.K. natural gas suppliers.

If we take as a first principle that making money is the reason a business exists and everything else is waffle and bollocks then mapping the demise of many of these greedy bastards is very simple.

Since the great one (Thatcher, for those not so old cunters – Day Admin), sold everything off back in the 80s the key factors that enable our society to function at a much higher level than most of the World have been treated like well any other “thing” to be bled dry, for the mighty moolar.

‘Minimum in Maximum out’ the motto of most of the butchers who fell upon the body of nationalised suppliers of our daily wants. Even China has a hand in Thames Water.

These failing gas suppliers that we must now bail out started their business to make as much money for themselves as possible. Now due to poor planning bad hedging they are fucked, but rest assured the managers will not be sleeping in a box at the back of a car park.

What was wrong with the Gas Boards anyway? Everything now has so many levels of cuntishness but I suppose it supports employment til everything goes arse up.

Nominated by: Black biscuit

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And then there’s this from Sick of It

Whatever next!

The Blonde Bombshell is in the USA telling the world we have to cut Carbon, while back in Blighty the shit is hitting the fan, Gas prices going though the roof and Christmas will cancelled, not Covid this year (well not yet) but No Carbon Dioxide.

Surely that is a good thing, we need to produce less CO2, Greta will be happy but sadly CO2 is a necessity for food processing. What the fuck has Natural gas got to do with CO2, well it appears that Fertiliser companies can’t afford the high gas prices and just happen to be (as a bi product) major producers of CO2.

What a fucking shit show, no gas, no coal, the wind has dropped, days are shortening, energy cowboy companies going bust.

Maybe Arthur Scargill was right, high quality British coal and Carbon capture technology or maybe Nuclear is the way forward.

It’s not too late, fuck this Green bollocks, secure a UK self sufficient energy program, once that is done then we can start reducing CO2, after all until China starts cutting drastically it won’t make a blind bit of difference

Christmas Dinners Stuffed

 

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Doom mongers are cunts. So Christmas may be cancelled because there ‘might’ be a shortage of poultry. What a load of shite. I agree the dinner is a massive part of it but surely this does not warrant this type of reaction?

Christmas will still be happening in my house without poultry.

Fuck off.

Oh, and Sky News are cunts too. The headline reads ‘Christmas’ but scroll down and it says ‘Christmas Dinners.’ So Sky News is using clickbait the cunts.

Nominated by: Cock Blanket