I can’t stand those radio adverts where some cunt whizzes through about a thousand different terms and conditions and then also says ‘terms and conditions apply’.

Also pisses me off when you try and download something on the pc and you have to accept their T&Cs, but not until you’ve had to read the whole list and tick an agreement box. Who reads all that crap anyway?

On the subject of radio adverts too, I also can’t stand that dippy sounding bint (Gina Mellotte, apparently) on the Vodafone advert, who sounds like she’s having an orgasm, whilst extolling the wonders of the Vodafone UK big winter sale.

Nominated by: mystic maven

Cunts with no common sense are the sad decline of society, these are the fuckers that now thanks signs on coffee cups saying contents are hot, or do not put your hand in the food blender while its running have survived long enough to breed.

Now if these cunts pass their genes on to their offspring, it can only be assumed they are going to be worse and so on until humans are extinct.

Anyway the cause of this nom, driving into work this morning, you come across a road that you have to cross, traffic turns in and out of the road from both ways and people generally leave a gap, but not today as i pull up to the junction there is some weak chinned, tree hugging prick blocking the whole system up both waysin his poxy red Toyota hybrid.

Anyway this cunt has got himself all aeriated as he is now feeling like the pleb that he is, anyway lights eventually change and he,s making a point of stopping me/ everyone else from moving.

Suffice to say, even his daughter now thinks he,s a cunt, especially due to the fact here ear was 2 feet from the fucking loud horn which was on for a good 20 seconds until the prick eventually moved.

Unfortunately you not allowed to chin these stupid fuckers anymore, so he will live to be a cunt another day, hopefully he wont be so lucky next time….cunt

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

I’m not saying Change’s public petitions aren’t a force for good, or at any rate can be. If the issue doesn’t run counter to the self-interest of the Establishment, and it receives healthy support, I’m sure the petitions at least provide Troubling Public Issues for the tabloids to sell papers with.

But they’re not the same as Government petitions, and they have no legal force. There is no automatic scrutiny in Parliament for sufficiently popular gripes. Incidentally, you can search in vain for a government petition regarding Asmodeus’s Garter knighthood. Was this because no-one tried to start one? Pull the other one.

And if someone wants to dilute the force of a perfectly good petition on Change, they can simply start another one with similar wording to confuse anyone typing, let us say, f’r instance, “Blair+ knighthood + change.org” into the search box. Doing just that, I found six such petitions additional to the original ( <i>”Tony Blair to have his “Knight Companion of the Most Noble Order of the Garter”
rescinded”</i> : 701,467 signatures at this time)

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and those caught an additional (perhaps) 117,915 signatures between them, counted a few minutes earlier.

I submit that Change.org is a cunt for failing to amalgamate petitions on identical topics, and that it should take a leaf out of our revered Admins’ book to remove confusion. A small cunting perhaps, but a sincere one.

Nominated by: Komodo

Maureen Lipman really is a shrew-faced Harpy….

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The hypocritical old Bag reckons that only a Jew should play Golda Meir…don’t hear the same outrage from the auld trout when Sooties play white people or rampaging Homosexuals portray normal people.

What a shame the producers didn’t ask an up-and -coming Muslim transsexual Raspberry to take the part…I might have tuned in then.

No, all the grasping Hook is bothered about is missing out on a big payday.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

I like corned beef.
Its lovely.
I also like corner beef hash.
To make corned beef hash you need corned beef surprisingly.
But the tinned stuff comes with a unique opening comprising a little key that peels the tin back in a thin line .
But it doesn’t.

Ive tried this must be 200 times and its only ever worked once.
Whoever thought this was a good idea is a sick fuckin maniac.
Its borderline fuckin useless .
I use a tin opener,
I know when im beat.

I know this isnt a main concern for most, its not earth shattering,
Or political.
But it drives me fuckin bananas.
Its a small torment that can get you down.
I think corned Beef should come in a ball,
Wrapped in foil.
Like a Terrys chocolate Orange.

Anyway thats my nom.

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Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt