Pay Day Loan Companies


Any Pay Day Loan Company’…is a Cunt, via a retrospective Cunting of Oliver Cromwell.

Why Old Nol? For letting the jewish money lenders back in to the cuntry in 1657. Yea gods and little fishes did he think Eddy I kicked them out for the good of his health in 1290? No! He kicked them out because they made money from nothing, lots of money, from usurious interest rates on loans, or as we know it today: Pay Day Lending -1750% APR- if yer lucky. But Wait. If you go a penny overdrawn at say: Barclloydshaghifax and have several direct debits and standing orders, should these fall due while you are in a one penny unapproved overdraft situation then boy are you in for an even bigger kicking. (>7500% in one report) What’s the feckin difference? Where’s the fekin justice? Hang on. Didn’t some beardy, left wing, sandal wearing, do-gooding son of a virgin start the ball rolling two thousand years ago by kicking the money lenders out. Why haven’t the fekin God-botherers sorted the Cunts? Fuck me! Will we never learn?

Where was I? Ah yes: Cromwell…So Cromwell helped Solomon Dormido get his feet under the table at the exchange ► Jim II. wouldn’t legitimize the yidd bastard ► so Jim was ousted by Willy III. ► who took their finance. ► Bank of England established 1694 ► Loaned money for Willy’s new Navy ► National debt ► Blah, blah, bollox, bollox, & Bob’s yer fathers brother, the rest is then history with a lot of noughts till we find ourselves in the de-regulated financial shitswamp we have today thanks, finally, to that stupid bitch thatcher giving head to the City Yuppies, sorry, giving the City Yuppies their head. Simplistic? Maybe, cuntvelouted? certainly, but remember this: Edward the 1st Edict of Expulsion is still on the statute books so each and every Red Sea Pedestrian now abode in England is an illegal immigrant. However, I’m here to get the pay day lenders, so:

You fucking blood sucking immoral Cunts who would make loan sharks look like heaven sent Cherubs:

Pay day lending companies you…is a Cunt (As me bros would say; pizzle init dawg!)

No I don’t know either.

Nominated by: King Cnut

6 thoughts on “Pay Day Loan Companies

  1. Here is where I would normally say any cunt stupid enough to borrow money at those extortionate interest rates deserve all the shit that goes with it! I recently heard of a case where someone was so desperate for a few quid they actually borrowed from one of these cunts took too long paying it back and of course ended up worse off

    These payday loan cunts prey on sheer desperation and you would like to think in a ‘civilised’ country like ours is meant to be it would be illegal to charge such extortionate interest rates but no chance, it’s a fucking disgrace!

    I may/may not return to cunt Cromwell 😉

  2. I went right off Nicholas Parsons after hearing his voice on the Wonga ads.

    I don’t get the Amigo Loans thing, where someone who trusts you guarantees your loan. They’d be better off lending the money direct rather than risk having to stump up unpaid loans (and presumably huge interest rates). I’m not entirely sure how it works though.

  3. Indeed but the fucking thieving banks are even worse. Case in point someone struggling to eek out their money over the month would be cheaper taking a payday loan ( as long as the pay it back on payday) to get them through a week or two than run the risk off going into unauthorised overdraft and being absolutely hammered with bank charges which are larger than any interest charged by the loan company over the same period. Make no fucking mistake about it, Banks are ruthless criminal scum bastards.

  4. I did have a simular converstaion with LLOYDS TSB who hammered me for bank charges on a £7 into the red,
    The conversation involved the charges of almost £40 and some rather nasty letters about the incident.
    I agreed to meet them, apologised for the oversite and then pointed out a further two savings accounts that I hold with them accrued quartely interest that I was receiving, which strangley enough did not match that figuer that they were trying to charge me,
    We remain friends we both apologised for the oversight and they retain my savings on rather shit rates.

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