Annoying functionaries and sycophants that stand behind politicians bobbing their heads up and down like a dashboard bulldog as some slimy trougher repeats the same 30 seconds of information over and over again for up to an hour or more (fuck you 24 hours msm news).

These cunts piss me off more as they themselves hope to become professional elected troughers one day. I’m writing this now as this is more prevalent now as we here have a six week election campaign only into week three when they’re traditionally only one month long (We’re presuming you’re referring to the Oz federal election 21st May – Day Admin)

I’d vote for Madge to sack the televangelist Prime marketeer as well as the “my single mum and I lived in state housing” opposition leader ( my mum worked herself to the bone to pay off our war service house), and every nodder caught filmed nodding properly this time and appoint HRH Princess Anne with a swagger stick and a serious hangover to shout at government functionaries to do their job or be sent to Antarctica to mine ice cubes for her gin fizz..

As voting is compulsory here I also hate the gormless cunts shoving how to vote leaflets in your face and electoral staff telling you how lucky you are to fuck up your Saturday participating in this shitshow, just so the troughers can ignore us for another three to four years.

Nominated by: Shackledragger cunt

Swansea council are cunts, (See the video below)

Who the fuck thought putting a musical, squeaking, squawking inter active park next to a housing estate was a good idea.

This constant day time ear fucking and that’s not including the scrotes that turn up late at night, sound even worse if that were possible than having Lilly the musical mong stuck on repeat 24/7.

Fucking hell, unsellable houses, people not stopping for coffee in the local coffee shop, this is a nightmare for the locals, not to mention how much money Swansea council spunked up the wall installing this musical monstrosity,

surely the money would have been better spent on the pot holes or their fucked up traffic system.

The only saving grace is its nowhere near me and i would love for my neighbours demented brat to go and play there making as much noise as is humanly possible rather than next door to us.

Wales On Line News Link

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

Long time, no whine, but here she comes again, backing fortissimo into the limelight – ex Remainer fanatic Conservative MP Anna Soubry, whose dreams of greatness ended many years ago, but like the old trouper she is, the silly old tart – the pure brass of the Westminster music hall, is giving her act another airing:

Express News Link

I would have thought she would have approved of the drinking culture – after all it has often been alleged she herself could get as pissed as a fart – what motivates the old cunt to keep on making a fool of herself? – no doubt the proposed idea of a Labour/LibDem pact and the two faced cunt that is Starmer reversing Brexit.

While mentioning the flabby faced son of toil again, it is worth pointing out that the old poofter Chris Bryant is talking about “standards” again – how does he keep a straight face?. It’s the way he tells them, ducky.

He also claims to have been “touched up” himself in the HoC – I thought that was his reason for going there in the first place, to join all the mincers and benders on the Labour benches. At least Corbyn used to keep them on the back benches and not as shadow ministers.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Just when you think you have seen everything!

This caught my eye. Fortunately, the news item has kindly explained what ” fictosexual” means, so those of you that fantasise about certain animated characters now have an interesting topic of conversation next time you’re at the Mayor’s banquet.

Daily Mail Link

I wonder if his employers are aware of his unusual personal life, well they are now, anyway!

I don’t know if I should feel sorry for him, or laugh myself sick.

What a geek! What a world!

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

(Stop the world, I wanna get off! – Day Admin)

”Lone child refugees suffering neglect in UK hotels, charities say”

Shocking, I’m sure you agree. Having to come from a tent in war torn Calais to live in a hotel in Britain.

Then consider what sort of parents, having travelled 1000s of miles through the EU then send their kids, with hundreds of young, single Muslim or African (or even worse, both) males, on a fucking dingy?

These caring, loving parents truly would be a benefit to the UK.

MSN News Link

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

And the Cunstable really has it in for the Grauniad!…

The Guardian and ‘You wouldn’t let it Lie’ as Vic and Bob might say.

‘Embarrassed to be British’: Brexit study reveals impact on UK citizens in EU”

Fuck me they never give up do they.

Then we have:-

“I moved to France in 2020 in order to protect my right to live and work in France post-Brexit. My migration is 100% a result of Brexit.”

Oh dear. A sad loss.
These poor fuckers, the Gemimas and Tarquins can no longer make housing unaffordable for locals in the EU as they have in large parts of the UK. Fuck me they may have to learn the language.

But there’s more:-

”Brexit, and the British government’s handling of the Covid pandemic, strongly affected 80% of respondents’ feelings towards the UK, with responses including “deep shame”, “disappointment”, “a shit show”, “embarrassed to be British”, “shambolic”, and “like watching a house on fire”.

Covid? Really? Compared to the EU? Well you cant let facts get in the way of a good Remoan. God these people will be missed.

The Guardian, makes the Daily Express look moderate.

Guardian News Link