A cunting for the snowflake cunts who think up shit like this, with kids behaving like cunts all the time safe in the knowledge their parents, teachers, police can do fuck all to discipline them, the silly bitch next door to me used the sit on the naughty step and think about what you have done technique.

Has it work nooooooooooo did it fuck, now they have a 14 year old cunt who needs a good birching.

Now beating kids is wrong (Says who? – NA), but there has to be some way to discipline these kids, with no discipline they are going to have a rude awakening when they get their arse handed to them as adults by the first cunt they upset.

This is why a lot of kids are utter cunts…

The Times Link.

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

(The “trick” is that they’re all geezers in the header pic – Day Admin)

This linked video is from the news of teachers in Scream masks terrifying babies at a playgroup.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkLY4TkAzzM

Now I’m well known for being a disliker of all children but for fucks sake this turned my guts over. Their excuse was IT’S ONLY HALLOWEEN FUN. Thankfully these cunts have been arrested now before the parents could kill them.

I grew up in 1950’s Kent and Halloween didn’t exist in England. It’s imported American shit.

First I even heard of it was when one of my kids came home from school in the 90s and asked if they could go trick or treating.

“What the hell is that?” I asked, as you do.

“I have to have a fancy dress costume”

“OK, what else?”

“I have to go out tonight when it’s dark with my mates”

“OK, why?”

“We have to knock on a stranger’s door & ask them for sweets and if they don’t give us any we have to throw an egg at them”

“Ask your Father”

“Already did, he said a rude word”

“Well that’s your answer then.”

How is it ever OK to wrap kids in black bin bags and let them knock on some dirty old cunts door in the dark and take sweets from a stranger!
Halloween can get to fuck.

Nominated by: Markle is a whore

Seconded by: Norman

Halloween…. A right load of cunt.

When I was a lad, Halloween was seen as a wee bit of fun. A bit of dressing up and some games at school. A fun, but minor event. Now? It’s even bigger than Easter here in Britain. And, of course, modern parents and chavs absolutely lap it up. The way these cunts decorate their entire houses – inside and out – is ridiculous. Halloween lights?! For fucks sake. But there they are. And the vogue for slasher clowns and loads of blood is also rather disturbing. When I was a kid, it was witches and skeletons and the odd Bat. Now, its kids dressing as Ted Bundy or having fake blood all over them. Totally vulgar schlock.

What the fuck do killer clowns and serial killers have to do with All Hallows Eve? Again, it shows the ignorance of modern cunts and yet more American vulgarity that has infiltrated Britain (don’t get me started on school fucking proms!). it also shows the sheer stupidity of modern parents. They spend a fortune on this tacky shit, only a couple of months before Christmas? More money than sense and rank stupidity. Also, any adult who dresses up for Halloween or goes to a Halloween party is a complete knobhead.

https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/opinion/comment/commercialisation-of-halloween-is-frightful-40995761.html

Trick or Treat, cunts! Here’s something truly horrifying for Halloween, courtesy of the Admin Team.

He hasn’t done anything in particular, I just had the misfortune of hearing this chinless twat on the radio and he reminded me of how much of a piece of shit he is.

His interview technique is nothing more than verbal bullying, interrupting, lying, mis-representing, straw-man, shouting down and asking smart-arse questions before the previous question has been answered.

A smug, sweaty, arrogant hooray-Henry, utterly inept, a hypocritical liar. A waste of skin, a medical experiment begging to happen, a good reason for extending the abortion limit to 58 years old.

Naahh, don’t like him.

https://www.gawker.com/5827372/piers-morgan-is-a-lying-liar

Nominated by: Termujin

Hugh Jackman is a cunt, isn’t he.

There’s always been something poncey about this aloof twinkletoes. It’s as if he genuinely considers himself to be talented, rather than the half-trick cunt he is. Whether he’s dressing up as a cat for spotty teenagers in endless noisy X-Men films, singing like an amputee in Les Mis, or any of the other forgettable turds he’s done, he’s fucking tedious. He’s so dreary, he makes Tom Hanks look exciting. Why does he stare at his claws as if he forgot he had them?

Has nobody told him or Nicole Kidman that they’ve only been cast to flog cinema seats to the Convicts down under?

The only decent film he’s been in is The Prestige and not because of Huge Arseman; it would’ve been even better without this dead-eyed, tiresome fop.

Recently, he decided to advertise Bill Gates’s latest book about climate change:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dMGC6kw6nKA

Despite owning yachts and his own private aeroplane, Jack-off doesn’t see the hypocrisy in wagging a book on climate change in your face. Stick your claws up your jacksie.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

I feel the need to cunt Money for Nothing tv show starring Sarah Moore and her entourage of freaks.

Consider the following scenario , you have just arrived at your local dump and are offloading what you (and 99% of the population) know is total and utter shit. i.e. is worth fuck all.
Along comes a posh bint with a Mong0l haircut ( whom the narrator, the already cunted Arfur Smiff ) describes as an entrepreneur who asks your permission to take the crab-infested piss-stained mattress off your hands because she thinks that bits of it can be recycled “for a profit”

She will take said piece of worthless crap (hence why it’s in the dump!) and send it to some of her “exceptionally gifted “ colleagues who will use their exceptional abilities to make into useful items that everyone admires.

The cunts that she sends the crap to are a bunch of Creative Art /design school failures that are unemployable in the real world with silly names like Rupert,Ollie,Horse,Simeon.There’s even a blind wood-turner ffs.

Somehow one of these “craftsmen” manages to use the fabric from the pissy mattress to make a bunch of “chic” handbags which are either “snapped up by a private buyer” or purchased by the owner of a “vintage” clothing shop in an obscure part of the country.
The profit made from recycling the piece of shit (inevitably a ridiculously substantial amount) is then given to the cunt that dumped the item in the first place.

Sarah Moore,who’s vocabulary is dominated by words like “fantastic” and “amazing” must have an extensive network of people with mental health issues who actually buy this crap.
She even has a go at up cycling with her extensive toolkit comprising a bent screwdriver and a blunt saw.

I forgot to mention that there used to be a female-to-male trannny called EJ as one of the other presenters, as well as that notable furniture restorer Jay Blades whose “skills” amount to repainting an old chair but with a really clever and edgy twist in that he paints one of the legs a different colour. Wow!

You couldn’t make it up. Actually you can because it’s the BBC.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Money_for_Nothing_(TV_programme)
(Link kindly provided by our resident handyman, Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by: cuntator