Hugh Jackman is a cunt, isn’t he.

There’s always been something poncey about this aloof twinkletoes. It’s as if he genuinely considers himself to be talented, rather than the half-trick cunt he is. Whether he’s dressing up as a cat for spotty teenagers in endless noisy X-Men films, singing like an amputee in Les Mis, or any of the other forgettable turds he’s done, he’s fucking tedious. He’s so dreary, he makes Tom Hanks look exciting. Why does he stare at his claws as if he forgot he had them?

Has nobody told him or Nicole Kidman that they’ve only been cast to flog cinema seats to the Convicts down under?

The only decent film he’s been in is The Prestige and not because of Huge Arseman; it would’ve been even better without this dead-eyed, tiresome fop.

Recently, he decided to advertise Bill Gates’s latest book about climate change:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dMGC6kw6nKA

Despite owning yachts and his own private aeroplane, Jack-off doesn’t see the hypocrisy in wagging a book on climate change in your face. Stick your claws up your jacksie.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

I feel the need to cunt Money for Nothing tv show starring Sarah Moore and her entourage of freaks.

Consider the following scenario , you have just arrived at your local dump and are offloading what you (and 99% of the population) know is total and utter shit. i.e. is worth fuck all.
Along comes a posh bint with a Mong0l haircut ( whom the narrator, the already cunted Arfur Smiff ) describes as an entrepreneur who asks your permission to take the crab-infested piss-stained mattress off your hands because she thinks that bits of it can be recycled “for a profit”

She will take said piece of worthless crap (hence why it’s in the dump!) and send it to some of her “exceptionally gifted “ colleagues who will use their exceptional abilities to make into useful items that everyone admires.

The cunts that she sends the crap to are a bunch of Creative Art /design school failures that are unemployable in the real world with silly names like Rupert,Ollie,Horse,Simeon.There’s even a blind wood-turner ffs.

Somehow one of these “craftsmen” manages to use the fabric from the pissy mattress to make a bunch of “chic” handbags which are either “snapped up by a private buyer” or purchased by the owner of a “vintage” clothing shop in an obscure part of the country.
The profit made from recycling the piece of shit (inevitably a ridiculously substantial amount) is then given to the cunt that dumped the item in the first place.

Sarah Moore,who’s vocabulary is dominated by words like “fantastic” and “amazing” must have an extensive network of people with mental health issues who actually buy this crap.
She even has a go at up cycling with her extensive toolkit comprising a bent screwdriver and a blunt saw.

I forgot to mention that there used to be a female-to-male trannny called EJ as one of the other presenters, as well as that notable furniture restorer Jay Blades whose “skills” amount to repainting an old chair but with a really clever and edgy twist in that he paints one of the legs a different colour. Wow!

You couldn’t make it up. Actually you can because it’s the BBC.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Money_for_Nothing_(TV_programme)
(Link kindly provided by our resident handyman, Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by: cuntator

As ever Admin my dismal IT skills prevent me providing a link but on my return from a splendid autumnal ride on my motorcycle I found Lady Guzzi laughing out loud at a story on the Apple News website.

Mark Lloyd CBE of the Local Government Association has banned a whole range of words which he finds to be inappropriate and unacceptable.’ Mum’ and ‘Dad’ feature in this list; the correct term is ‘Birthing Parent’.

One only has to think about this for a couple of seconds to realise that an adopted child will be stigmatised by their peers by being unable to use this term. Even worse will be the child who is a test tube baby due to the husband of his female birthing partner being infertile.

I would ask the more erudite members of IsAC to offer their solutions to this seemingly intractable situation.
(I’m sure the cunters could come up with some alternative interpretations of CBE – NA)

Birmingham Mail Link. (Link provided by Cuntstable Cuntbubble)

Seconded by: CuntyMcCuntface

I sort of second this nom but far from me putting a dampener on a richly deserved cunting this middle class, massively over remunerated twerp actually hasn’t banned any words or phrases.

However the expert Non Job Shit Cunt has produced at I’m guessing massive expense a document which issues ‘advice’ to Councils on how the use of language in a dynamic society could leave the terminally offended, offended.

However this pencil necked no mark hand ringing nimby shit cunt deserves a cunting firstly for stealing my oxygen and secondly for being so self important that he has no shame or self awareness that he thinks can produce a ‘guide’ (which will become gospel) to tell the rest of us how to speak.

And without any hint of Irony.

There’s been many attempts at this type of ‘policy’, I think a chap called Adolf once tried it and that didn’t end well but it’s ok because he was a fascist.

Wilfred Emmanuel Jones – a black farmer ‘fighting to change the white face of agriculture’

Another ‘poor me’ self-pitying, race baiting piece of drivel, where it’s alleged that black people are somehow barred from living in the countryside.
His cuntery is adequately described in the article, enjoy.

MSN Link.

Nominated by: mystic maven

Amazon and their drivers are cunts, why you may ask, I was unlucky enough to have one of their drug and alcahol test centres move onto the same compound as my garage and I can say with compete honesty, I have never seen so many scrotes, crimes, immigrant and general fuckmuppery in one place over the space of a year or two in my life, it really was like a massive cunt magnet.
Amazon exploit the fucking rems beyond belief, but a part of me see, s a story like above and I think fuck em all, the driver runs someone’s puppy over, fucks off without saying a word about killing the families beloved pet.

Daily Fail Link 1.

Lukily the woman has cctv and caught the cunt, Amazon the cunts offered her a £250 voucher and wouldn’t release the drivers name.
What a bunch of cunts Amazon are and what a cunt the driver was, probably some immigrant cunt who shouldn’t even be in the country, boils my piss to nuclear fusion levels….

Daily Fail Link 2. (Found this and thought it was funny – NA)

Nominated by: Fuglyucker