Yes indeed. Another story from our old friends dripping with diversity and fuck knows what else.
Twins Michelle and Lavinia Osbourne have recently discovered that, although born minutes apart, they have different fathers.
Seriously raised eyebrows around and a damn good reason to lock the story firmly inside the family closet, you’d imagine.
Not so.
These girls aren’t the product of some grubby liaison between white council estate chavs, they’re as black as Lenny Henry in a coal mine at night, and therefore, their story is a cause for celebration.
I won’t go into detail. But suffice to say this story involves a ‘vulnerable’ mother who participated in group sex and absent parents, as well as the ubiquitous mental health, alcohol and drug issues you’d associate with their ilk.
So there you have it. The tale of the Gangbang Twins.
Available to read on the BBC websites family and education section.
How wonderful!
Nominated by Field Marshal Cuntgomery.
Well that’s amazing.
One has a mountain gorilla for a dad, and the other a chimpanzee.
Isn’t the natural world just incredible?
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There’s probably a 3rd sibling who’s a bit ginger whose father is an orangutan.
What’d you call a ginger black person anyway?
A ninjer?
Besides, neither of them have got dads anyway because those two simians would’ve swung away through the trees the second they found out that their spunk receptacle was up the duff.
Morning GT/all.
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Morning Thomas.
Nice to see Admin using an image of you and three mates in your love dungeon.
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A Duracell
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@Jack.
Magnificent comment! One of the best retorts I have seen.
“The battery with the copper-coloured cunt”.
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Leaked footage.
https://youtu.be/GeFIFKA5Zoo?si=pUISM2X5_IwyoBCJ
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twix.
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The Field Marshal pipped me to nominating this wonderful modern faíry tale.
Yet another celebration/ethnic sob story to warm our hearts,a degenerate “family” that has cost the taxpayer millions to mitigate their dreadful lives.
Whatever happened to kneeling for Blek Lies Mither?
Oh yes,that’s right it was all a fucking con to make nasty blek cunts rich and liberal white cunts into the biggest laughing stock for many a year.
https://www.thenewworld.co.uk/brexit-news-keir-starmer-takes-the-knee-81902/
Oven.
Good morning.
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Morning UT.
Perhaps you’d like to have a go at this latest tale of woe from our esteemed BBC.
It’s heart rending stuff.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cz02gdm7zleo
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Diddums
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It warned me of being upset, but it had me in hysterical laughter
Thank you Field Marshal.
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I never thought I’d say this FMC, but
Mackems – Respect.
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Woe is me.
“Roly Gregoire (bottom row, second from right) started his career at Halifax Town, making five appearances for the then fourth-tier side before his move to second-tier Sunderland”…
Says Our BBC about the only blek in the team.photo.
Tremendous.
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Twotier takes the knee, in the bollocks.
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The DNA test probably got confused, much like when Seth Brundle went through the teleporter with the fly.
It’s not set up for non-human DNA.
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Should make a marvellous bbc drama, and in the tradition of race swapping, might I suggest jedward to play the twins.
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How about Arnie and Danny DeVito?
Oh no, it’s already been done.
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Spunk bucket, shake it all up
Both nostril endowed.
Both Michelin lips.
What is all the fuss about 😂
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@Admin love the naughty picture😂😂😂😂
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Morning Jill, despite what Geordie alleges, my love dungeon looks nothing like that.
Why, there’s not a single dẁařf to be seen in that pic and Sasha Johnson isn’t there, drooling in her wheelchair and attempting to keep time as she claps along with proceedings.
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All it proved is that the mother was a dirty bastard.
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why does one look 15 years older than the other?
and why werent they chucked straight in the bucket?
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All I can think of, is one of the girls is the single birth and the after birth miraculously became her twin. After all that spunking around, anything was possible.
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Are these 2 sheboons related to Half Price Harvey tree swinger?🤔
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Apparently, fertilisation caused by two blokes jizzing up the the same bird at roughly the same time is called heteropaternal superfecundation and is extremely rare.
There appears to be only 20 known cases world wide.
Although it’s not as rare as heteropaternal blackfatherstickaroundious, whereby the father doesn’t do a runner the moment he discovers his sheboon is preggers.
Experts don’t know the exact numbers, but they are thought to be in single figures.
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Many sausages splooging their man-yogurt up a slapper to be pregasaurus is also called Multi-cock fertilisation. These two could be the new Weather Girls. It was certainly “raining men” when their mother forgot her c-ūmbrella and was showered with chimp gravy.
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Spume-tastic, Captain.
Still, it doesn’t necessarily take two or more ejaculii to quench a trench. For example, David Lammy is his own father.
💦🥜🐒
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Bucket cunts for simultaneous fucking, its a wonder there aren’t more than 20 cases worldwide.
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Are they sure it wasn’t Notting Hill rather than Nottingham?
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Now after what the twin tubs recently found out, both are likely to go on the road and see if they can reenact what their proud mother had achieved. Jokingly aside it’s not possible due to both touching fifty, but it is well worth a go for the money they could make at least.
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At least with twin tubs your load came out white
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Who fucking cares?
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The taxpayer should, IE…these two’ll popping out plenty of welfare nıglets soon enough.
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Not for much longer Tom, come the next general election – fingers crossed. Let’s hope that it spells the end of handouts to the products of past general erections
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Anyone know if Dirty Ange has ‘twins’?
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It was quadruplets apparently.
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almost on topic – what’s the difference between Angela Rayner and a KitKat? You only get 4 fingers in a KitKat (I don’t know who did it originally, but I believe it was about Joan Collins).
I’ll get my coat….
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Those sisters are fortunately lucky they didn’t come out combined at the hip, or from other parts of the body, considering buckets of spunk went in there simultaneously.
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Could they tell the difference between a skin care product and milk? Why do the keep it in the fridge anyway?
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I watched some Japanese porn.
This particular young lady had at least 40 guys chuck their muck up her clopper, and all within about 10 minutes.
Of course she took precautions against any unwanted pregnancy.
When they had all finished she emptied herself into a large glass jug and swallowed the lot.
I will try and find the link………
Good afternoon!
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I suspect it was the Prime Minister in drag.
No will be no evidence to the contrary will be forthcoming,of that there can be no doubt.
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@Artful, please don’t🤮
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OT, I do like this weather. Magnificent rack in Tesco’s, no bra, white blouse thin enough to detect darker shade of aureolae. Just driven back with a stiffy.
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Nice one arfur, good job you waited until you got back to the car and not in the queue.
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nipples like Scania wheel nuts as my mate used to say.
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Chapel Hat Pegs, Lord C.
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Morrisons on Bank Hollday Monday just gone, Arfur.
Dark haired beauty, long legs, denim shorts, arse that could crack walnuts, cleavage/tits to die for. Page 3 wasn’t in it. And, that was just one. There were three or four more fit ‘us there too.
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Reminds me of the Oasis Heaton Park gigs last year, Arfur.
As we live near the old park, the cavalcade of gorgeous birds wearing not very much at all still lingers in the memory. I expected it to be a load of pissed up Glaswegian blokes or aging fat sunburnt Manchester dads. But, it was one fit young lady after another, then another. Lovely, it was.
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Why does the BBC expect sympathy for these lot. Some slag bag dark key gets knocked up by half a dozen other dark keys who modus operandi is to fuck off every time and has two kids by a different absentee father. So what. I don’t give a damn.
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And why share it with the world?
You’re quite right Kenny, who gives a damn.
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And, fuck knows who the daddies actually are.
Also, why is this news, exactly?
Slapper has a free for all with Zulus and has two neeg nawg nippers from two different treewswingers. How is this endearing and moving in any way?
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https://youtu.be/Vim4ZKuNm6k?si=kzf-DoIzA3ONASKN
this lad.
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And, I bet neither of the gruesome twosome have ever seen either of their fathers.
A common occurrence with them lot. See also Marcus Rashford, Lewis Hamilton. Those guys ain’ nevah sin dere daddies.
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Instant treeswinger offspring a go-go…
BBC woke shitshow DeadEnders. Zoe Slater returns with a ‘long lost’ kid.
Are they….
Irritating?
Uppity?
Feisty?
Black?
How about yes for each one….
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The Slater Um Bongo offspring is probably a trans freak and all.
Mind you, it’s a family fing, innit.
Kat has had more colours than Jelly Babies.
Stroll on, Guv,nor.
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Black fathers dont hang around to be told theyre going to be a daddy.
” im preg..⚡️whoosh!!!
gone for chicken🍗
good luck getting any maintenance for little Mandingo.
nevermind this pair of ugly fuxkers.
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All of the above
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The Slater slapper clan now resembles some sort of colour chart…
Zoe = White
Kat = Orange
Uppity illegitimate Neeg Nawg Nipper = Black
At least Orrible Uncle Arry/Ernie/Archie won’t get the blame for this one.
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My kids are white.
Because i dont race mix.
id be mortified if some mammy twoshoes had turned up at the door cradling some little Diddy Kong.
“dis your baby,youse his daddy”
jesus.
itd kill my father.
Or some tingtong with some half yellow tiddlywink .
id want nothing to do with it.
id be ever so ashamed.
probably wouldnt have to worry after a family swimming trip.
just take a towel for me…😁
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on the bus there,
a one way, and one return please driver..
hehehe.
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Meanwhile, in other news….
Ebola seems to be digging in for a long campaign on The Dark Continent.
With cases increasing.
Now if it will just mutate and blend with monkey 🐒 pox and AIDS.
We’re on to a winner 🏆
Oh yes.
Smashing !
Super !
😁
Good evening 👍
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It’s a fucking shame we can’t plant some ebola in UK park’s…☠️
Muslims gather to attend prayers in parks across the UK to celebrate Eid al Adha https://mol.im/a/15852269 via https://dailym.ai/android
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Ebola? Always sounds like an 80s Lenworth Cunt of Henry catchphrase from one his terrible black stereotyped characters on one of his crappy (BBC) TV shows…
‘E-bola my friends! Ah! Ah!’
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@JP….just saw your nom about obesity being a disease and see its got on IsACs collective tits. I like when things resonate and you think thank fuck its not just me.
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OT. Screw the BBC. Been listening to Classic FM this week in the garden in this glorious weather.
There was a opera singer named Ermonela Jaho on there. Nice voice, so I checked her out online.
And, yes, I wouldn’t half give her one.
https://visit.varna.bg/media/cache/fa/ac/thumb2_444444.jpg
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I’d heard kittens in a litter can have different fathers but I didn’t know it was possible with humans. Learn something new every day.
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Well, Allan, a woman who lived near us in the 70s got up the duff. Her husband well more than a bit put out when he discovered ‘his son’ was a coffee coloured nipper.
The woman in question actually tried to convince her old man that the kid was a result of her drinking too much Guinness She really did try to pull that one. Funny, how the couple’s black lodger conveniently left straight after the baby was born, True story.
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