Scottish Power


Scottish Power is a cunt. In the days of energy billing companies going bust this fucker keeps on going and is getting more bad press than ever. They have been using strong arm tactics for debt collection, fining people who have never been Scottish Power Customers and generally fucking things up:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-59733043

We were a Scottish Power Customer until 2016 or so when they moved to a new IT system which would not accept our meter readings online because 2 digits of the meter number had been transposed possibly during the initial onboarding or by a numerically dyslexic meter reader. It took a year to get it sorted out when we finally switched to Sainsbury’s Energy at the time who used the correct meter number instantly. No blaming “Scotia Networks” from them. Over the top charges for a year with no compensation and no apology. The cunts.

Let’s not beat about the bush here and name the bastards. The cunts that read the meters are Morrison’s Data Services. Morrison’s Data Services are bunch of fools who have now ventured into laying cables for telecoms companies through their M-Power group since smart meters made most of their employees redundant. Anyway I digress.

Back to SP. This Spanish owned outfit should be broken up, not allowed to take on new customers, not given any state support until they get their fucking act together. This is not a new thing. They’ve been fucked up for the last 7 years to my knowledge. They are now picking on people who haven’t even been their customers.

They are a despicable shower of bastards.

Nominated by: Anton Pillar

Sarah Moulds [2]


Sarah Moulds, yep that hunting, horse slapping, nursery teacher cunt again,

She has been sacked for her behaviour, I’m sure she doesn’t act like that all the time, or maybe she does anyway it’s fucked her now.
Getting caught on camera acting like a cunt when your a kids teacher is never a good idea and the fact that she was on a fox hunt didn’t help.

this is kind of nice because it proves karma isnt always a bitch, some cunts deserve a good dose of karma and this horrible cunt Moulds is now eating the Karma shit sandwich so to speak, i strongly suspect she will never be allowed near kids and hopefully horses, dogs and foxes ever again.

Hopefully she is still in hiding and the people of Mowbray are going to treat the psychotic horse cock sucking troll with the contempt she deserves.

https://a.msn.com/r/2/AAS0U7Y?m=en-gb&referrerID=InAppShare

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

(Phwoaarr, that’s my first wank of 2022 sorted!  – Day Admin)

The “Sir” Tony Blair [25] Institute


The Tony Blair Institute

Tony ‘The devils wankstain’ Blair and his ‘Institute’, which is ‘non-profit’ and therefore completely innocuous, is already calling for a 4th booster of the same shit you’ve had already. And a vax taskforce. And to ‘cajole’ the unjabbed. And a thorough vax pass system.

I don’t really care what his bellendry institute says. My point is, why the fuck does this shit even exist? Who is funding it? Why? And what skin in the game does he have anyway!

Should be investigated for corruption, then the doors welded shut with him his fucking repugnant family inside, and carpet bombed into oblivion.

Link to some shit about Blair and his big mouth.

Nominated by: The Big Chunky Cunty

(Notice. Since processing this Nom just over a week ago, we now learn the cunt has become a Knighted Cunt. Given that this nom is about to go live in the next hour, you may as well include his knighthood for a cunting as well and save the bother of creating a new Tony Blair nom just for that. Cheers – Day Admin)

Exponentially


Increased use of the word ‘Exponentially’ – The use of this word in the ongoing Covid shitfest is now really getting on my fucking tits.

Used by politicians and ‘scientists’ to make themselves feel important and better than the great unwashed that they lecture and talk down too on a regular basis. When in reality they make themselves look even bigger cunts than they actually are already which is no mean feat.

My piss is boiling more ‘exponentially’ every time I see Boris the fartsucker, Whitty the Whitless, Starmer the non charmer and many other cunts of their ilk lately. Is there any end to this fucking nightmare?

Nominated by: Bob Frapples

Quidditch [2] Changing Its Name


My fellow cunters.

For your cuntsideration:

“Quidditch changing its name, over anti-trans row.”

Yes you really did read that correctly!

It really is a sport in North America-(where else?)- based on the fictional sport, central to the Harry Potter series of books, played by university teams?

Now the snowflakes are looking to change the name, because horrible feminist JK Rowling, thinks women have fannies and men willies?
How dare she blindly follow biological fact?

Here: https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna9149

You couldn’t make this shit up-it’s more unbelievable than a school for wizards.

Nominated by: Cuntfinder General