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Demi Lavato [2] and being California Sober

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This article is just rife with cuntfoolery. They has just completed yet another stint in rehab. (Not a typo). The Daily Fail likes to accommodate the insane, including this sick bird, and HER desire to be called “They, them, their.” Reading the story makes you think that the staff proofreader is on holiday but no. These plural pronouns are intentional FFS.

Then you learn that “California Sober” is a thing. I guess it means you avoid the worst narcotics but still use the ones that are supposedly not as bad like Marijuana and alcohol. In other words you are not sober at all. “…As they continues their journey to sobriety…”
Sounds like Golem from Lord of the Rings who was a fucking Schizo.

The Mail going along with this cunt’s madness is the worst of all.
They continues to be in my Dead Pool nominations as they is teetering on another attempt to rid the World of themselves.
Did I say that right? Fuck off!

https://mol.im/a/10382111

Nominated by: Meat Curtains

Cheeky Advert Cunts

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I keep seeing adverts where cunts impose themselves on others.

I’m talking about the likes of those cunts on the ‘housebarrassment’ adverts or a recent one on holidays (the cunts try to force their friends into doing a stay at home ‘Yurt’ holiday.)

Now, I know these are just adverts, but have people become so terrified of ‘offending’ anyone that this is an actual thing? And so narcissistic that they’d refit their entire house if an uninvited friend is coming around to stay? Seems to be a lot of adverts like this.

My version of the advert would be better.

Friends: “Oh,good news. We’ve decided to come and stay at yours this Christmas!”

Me: “You can get fucked you cheeky cunts.”

However, the aggrieved in these adverts never say this, they smile and try to make excuses at best. At worst, they refit their entire fucking kitchen, rather than tell them to fuck off.

Fucking puffs.

https://www.wickes.co.uk/cure-housebarrassment

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Veganuary

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My Fellow Cunters.

For your Cuntsideration: Veganuary.

A soy latte, pass the mung beans cunting please, for those meat hating drippy-hippy killjoy wankers, for trying to make the gloomiest month of the year, even gloomier?

https://veganuary.com

After Black History month (what fucking history?), Stoptober (killjoys), Movember (scruffy bastards), and a restricted Christmas, these fuckers want us to experience the benefit of insufficient nutrition and mostly bland food.

Now, don’t get me wrong, I love stir fried vegetables, noodles etc-but-with a nice bit of protein rich meat.

Remember folks, Carrie Symmonds is a Vegan?

Take back the month, spend it eating meat, drinking copious amounts of alcohol and more importantly, “Fucking for England”?

#Vaginuary

Nominated by: Cuntfinder General

Partygate

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The latest crisis, oh just wait for PMQ’s tomorrow.

A cunting for the latest fuck up surrounding No.10, notice I haven’t said Boris because much of this ‘Partygate’ is driven by the civil service however all the shit will inevitably fall on Boris.
Now I am not defending Boris and in my opinion this will be the end for him but in May 2020 how was Boris, was he firing on all cylinders having be hit quite badly by Covid.
All the focus is usually on politicians but the civil service deserves special mention, what fucking idiot would send an email (allegedly) inviting everybody to come to a little party in the garden of No.10 when the entire country was in full lockdown, the permanent Private secretary to Boris is the answer.

Why has it taken a year and a half for this story to break, is it Russian interference, who is the whistleblower, regardless of the wrongs of the alleged incident is there something rotten in the state of Denmark!

PS this is not a Covid nom! (It is a bit – NA)

There are many links I could post but here is one from the I

Party Row Story.

Nominated by: Sick of it

The Africa Cup of Nations

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Does any football fan give a fuck about this competition? Of course not because it´s irrelevant. It´s a joke to call it African as practically every player plays in Europe.

However, that does not stop the BBC Sport making whines about the lack of interest a lead sport story. Former England and Arsenal striker Ian Wright claims the competition is being “disrespected” by some negative media coverage.

The Beeb also reports that Crystal Palace manager Patrick Vieira is among those to also call for the tournament to be given more respect. Sure enough he raises the race card. “There is no greater honour than representing your country. The coverage is completely tinged with racism.”

This pathetic event starts on January 9 and we can expect non-stop coverage of thrillers such as Cameroon and Burkina Faso, Comoros and Gabon and my favourite Ethiopia and Cabo Verde (Cape Verde). I thought Ethiopia was in the middle of a civil war and nobody lives in Cabo Verde as they have all emigrated.

I tried to find a video link of the international game in which the (European) manager of an African team was so disgusted by the refereeing that he threw money at the ref who had been bribed. I could not find it but check this one instead.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/59825904

Ghana vs South Africa| Corrupt referee robbed Bafana of their world cup dream. CAF Match Fixing. – YouTube

Nominated by: Mr Polly