Bristol University


Just when you thought that this city and anything associated with it, couldn’t get any more cuntish, along comes Bristol University’s latest guidelines on pronouns.
According to various media reports, staff at that madhouse should declare their own pronouns when meeting students for the first time and says that some people may identify as felines (catgender) and others could use emojiself pronouns.
Full details in the link.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1562246/University-of-Bristol-pronoun-staff-catgender-identity

Bristol, the undisputed lunatic asylum of England.

Nominated by: mystic maven

Seconded by: Mary Hinge

Just in case we cunts who are naturally from Bristol needed any more reasons to be fucking embarrassed, I read today with interest that this lefty shithole is now encouraging ( meaning threatening and insisting) that people who identify as cats are recognised and accommodated, even suggesting the pronouns that should be used, these are nya/nyan, apparently Japanese for miaow.

How anybody there ever finds time to teach or study is beyond me. If I were to hazard a guess as to how many individuals there identify as such, it is probably just one, but of course everybody has to get on board with the delusion , or else. I would be tempted to suggest that, if they were really serious about this, they should start eating cat food from a bowl on the floor, and start crapping in a litter tray, and any entertainment would be in the form of a small rubber ball or toy to chew on. No more internet, Netflix, piss ups and take-aways because cats do not indulge in such things.

The word ‘xenic’ was used in the article, I looked up the meaning and it is that which is against Western ideals of biological identity, i.e you could identify as something non-human ( so why not a brick or a toaster etc). It would be funny if it wasn’t for the fact that these cunts will probably all end up on drugs or committing suicide, which will of course be the fault of the uncaring wider society.

I can’t help thinking that if I turned up for work tomorrow insisting I was a red squirrel or Henry the Eighth or something, I’d just be told to stop pissing about and get on with it.

And added to by ElDiablo666 with this:

I feel an overwhelming need to second this nomination. While sharing what you ‘identify as’ with regard to male/female may be a good idea, the idea that you can identify as a CAT is fucking ridiculous. If someone identifies this way, and we must respect that, then surely I can keep them as a pet and feed them whiskas? Plus, your ‘cat’ identity means no sex with humans. Cant see this being accepted, even by the wokes and LGBT crowd.

Pulling Up The Ladder


I’m sick of celebrity cunts making coin and then ‘apologising’ to the woke afterwards (key word that, ‘afterwards’), or simply for just pulling the ladder up on others trying to make careers for themselves without an apology. – once they’re minted.

We had the recent shortarse nom of that Dinklage bloke, doing his best to stop other midgets getting acting jobs…after he’s got his millions in the bank.

That actress who played tranny, Hayley Cropper in Coronation Street was another. Apologies and tears and saying only trannies should play trannies and she was wrong to do so. Only after she announced her retirement after about 16 years on the show, of course.

Leigh Francis did the same with Bo Selecta, basically ruining the careers of many a budding comedy writer or actor. To me, he was just cyclically protecting his lucrative Saturday might slots once he made the ‘mainstream’.

They’re even apologising for playing somebody with fingers missing now.

None of these cunts returned their money though.

Cunts

News Story.

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

There Ya Go, Dude


There are many big problems which confront us all in our daily lives; Covid, the cost of living, worrying about the grandkids’ future and what have you. We all have to bear with these stoically.

But sometimes it’s those little irritations which really drive you to distraction. Take today for instance. I’m not long back from a walk, and true to habit I stopped at a café for a cappuccino and a scone.

I walked up the counter to be greeted by ‘what can I get ya fella?’. Now being addressed as ‘fella’ by a weedy hipster with a man bun wasn’t a good start. He then compounded my annoyance by duly placing my order on the table and saying ‘there ya go dude. Enjoy’.

Sodding ‘fella’? ‘Dude’? I was fully expecting the cunt to complete a triumverate of shitty Americanisms by referring to me as ‘buddy’ when I went to pay. As it turned out, this was dealt with by a rather attractive young lady in an incredibly tight top, so all was not lost.

As I said at the outset, there are many big problems to worry us without getting wound up by trivia, but in this case I just can’t help it. I don’t know why, but this mode of address simply boils my piss. Call me ‘mate’, call me ‘pal’, just don’t call me fucking ‘dude’. This ain’t California.

I don’t know who’s the bigger twat; wannabe trendies who seem to think that it’s ‘cool’ to refer to me using these hackneyed Americanisms, or me for letting it get to me.

What a cunt.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Seconded by Jeezum Priest:

I’d like to support this.
I find over familiarity offensive.
I’m Mr. Not mate, pal, buddy
Sis is also firm on this.
“Did you just call me love? Do you want your face to look like an Ordnance survey map?

Adele [7]


Adele is a cunt.
Pluses- Lost a bit of weight, worth a shag, but you are getting kicked out of bed in the morning.
Minus- How many times can you sing the same shit about being dumped?
Every second song on the radio is Adele (the others are that ginger cunt Ed Sheeran. Can someone please cunt him) (He’s been cunted 7 times – NA)
Crying like a baby on social media about your Vegas shows. (Boo fuckin hoo)
Your music is boring as fuck, maybe you should ask yourself why you keep getting dumped? Maybe you and Ed Sheeran could hook up, then break up, and give you both some angst to write another song about a failed relationship. Fuck off Adele, you CUNT

https://pagesix.com/2022/02/01/adele-vegas-residency-may-be-a-goner-with-sets-removed-sources/
(Link provided by that stud muffin, Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by: Cuntybaws

Nullo Cult


Most cults are harmless and id encourage any thinking of joining one to go ahead.

But theres a new kid in town!

The Nullo cult is run by someone called the Eunuch maker.
To join you have your winky and love eggs castrated with live pay per view!

This was influenced by jap artist
Mao sugiyami who at age 23yr had his cock an balls removed where he had it served as a meal for a party of five.
Later going on to cut off his nipples.
Seems normal.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10484237/Police-raid-sinister-Nullo-cult-north-London-arrest-seven-men.html

Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt