Nullo Cult


Most cults are harmless and id encourage any thinking of joining one to go ahead.

But theres a new kid in town!

The Nullo cult is run by someone called the Eunuch maker.
To join you have your winky and love eggs castrated with live pay per view!

This was influenced by jap artist
Mao sugiyami who at age 23yr had his cock an balls removed where he had it served as a meal for a party of five.
Later going on to cut off his nipples.
Seems normal.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10484237/Police-raid-sinister-Nullo-cult-north-London-arrest-seven-men.html

Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt

Selfie Storm Takers


Storm selfie takers are cunts. Risking themselves just to score some points on tik tok or facebook.

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/storm-dudley-eunice-met-office-warns-brits-against-taking-storm-selfies-150937666.html

Not that I care if these arseholes kill or injure themselves, but it’s the emergency services who have to waste their time aiding these cunts who I feel for.

(Very short nom but it’s topical and might bring some light relief for those dealing with Eunice, so we allowed it. – NA)

Nominated by: mystic maven

Return To British Values


‘British values’. A term bandied around by the cunt politicians. ‘we need to go back to british values’. What they mean is this diversity and inclusiveness shite they push. Pray, tell, how does one go BACK to something new?

If we truly go BACK, to ENGLISH values (not british), that may be fun. No more invasion of sponging foreigners, gay goes back to being a crime, christianity fucks off, we control our country, and our law is ABSOLUTE in our country again.

So, yes, lets ‘return’ to british values and show the wokie liberal foreigner-loving cunts just who this country belongs to. If not, stop banging on about ‘british values’ just to get votes, you hypocritical lying worthless scum.

Nominated by: ElDiablo666

Off Limits Justified Criticism


The latest being:-

”Attacks on Carrie Johnson are “sexist” and “misogynistic” the health secretary has said following the serialisation of a book about the PM’s wife.”

Here we go again. Just like any criticism of St Marcus of Rashford, BLM and their anti-semitic dodgy agenda is racist, any suggestion that muslims dont fit with Western values is Islamophobic, and any debate about trannies is transphobic.

Now justified and researched comments on Carrie Johnson are sexist. No debate allowed.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-60286215

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Soaring Prices


A cunting for the Media, yesterday the chairman of Tesco said prices could rise by 5% by April, well I have news for him, I shop at Tesco and prices have already risen by more than 5% on some products.

The media immediately talk about soaring prices, wtf, 5% isn’t soaring, if it were 70% or 50% or even 20% that might be soaring but 5% isn’t soaring.

Then, to state the obvious, the price rises will hit the poorest families the hardest, good job we have food banks.

Rising energy costs, rising fuel costs, rising shipping costs, rising wages, well what next, yes rising prices…. Who would have thought it.

Never mind by April the weather will be warming up so the actual ‘soaring’ cost of gas and leccy won’t be so bad, it’s the poor middle classes I feel sorry for, they may have to sell one of the family cars or cancel one of the family holidays. The poor were fucked before all this shit so will still be poor.

Fucking media, give it a rest!

https://metro.co.uk/2022/02/07/tesco-boss-warns-of-soaring-prices-for-staple-products-16059517/

Nominated by: Sick of it