Just when you thought that this city and anything associated with it, couldn’t get any more cuntish, along comes Bristol University’s latest guidelines on pronouns.
According to various media reports, staff at that madhouse should declare their own pronouns when meeting students for the first time and says that some people may identify as felines (catgender) and others could use emojiself pronouns.
Full details in the link.
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1562246/University-of-Bristol-pronoun-staff-catgender-identity
Bristol, the undisputed lunatic asylum of England.
Nominated by: mystic maven
Seconded by: Mary Hinge
Just in case we cunts who are naturally from Bristol needed any more reasons to be fucking embarrassed, I read today with interest that this lefty shithole is now encouraging ( meaning threatening and insisting) that people who identify as cats are recognised and accommodated, even suggesting the pronouns that should be used, these are nya/nyan, apparently Japanese for miaow.
How anybody there ever finds time to teach or study is beyond me. If I were to hazard a guess as to how many individuals there identify as such, it is probably just one, but of course everybody has to get on board with the delusion , or else. I would be tempted to suggest that, if they were really serious about this, they should start eating cat food from a bowl on the floor, and start crapping in a litter tray, and any entertainment would be in the form of a small rubber ball or toy to chew on. No more internet, Netflix, piss ups and take-aways because cats do not indulge in such things.
The word ‘xenic’ was used in the article, I looked up the meaning and it is that which is against Western ideals of biological identity, i.e you could identify as something non-human ( so why not a brick or a toaster etc). It would be funny if it wasn’t for the fact that these cunts will probably all end up on drugs or committing suicide, which will of course be the fault of the uncaring wider society.
I can’t help thinking that if I turned up for work tomorrow insisting I was a red squirrel or Henry the Eighth or something, I’d just be told to stop pissing about and get on with it.
And added to by ElDiablo666 with this:
I feel an overwhelming need to second this nomination. While sharing what you ‘identify as’ with regard to male/female may be a good idea, the idea that you can identify as a CAT is fucking ridiculous. If someone identifies this way, and we must respect that, then surely I can keep them as a pet and feed them whiskas? Plus, your ‘cat’ identity means no sex with humans. Cant see this being accepted, even by the wokes and LGBT crowd.
I think I must be asleep because this shit just shouldn’t exist anywhere in reality, not even Bristol. Identifying as another gender is odd in my mind but identifying as another species is pure fucking insanity.
What happens when a colleague identifies as a dog? That’s got to be distracting in a lecture? Cat tray in the corner of the office with Sheila crapping and licking her paws whilst Colin gags on his breakfast bar?
Shut the fucking place down, no one is learning anything of use there.
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What makes me angry is that the West has been a long, hard fought journey towards pragmatism and scientific method since the ancient Greeks. There have been a few setbacks but on the whole progress has been forward.
A few lunatics are about to throw that away. And because people in power are too scared to challenge them they are getting away with it.
Aristotle and Newton must be spinning in their graves.
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‘Trust the science’, when you’re running a fear campaign to keep people locked in their houses but throw it out the window because a child say’s it’s a cat?
If we make reality totally subjective to mental illness what becomes of reality?
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Anyone like this, cat cunts and the pricks who enable this sort of pathetic insanity should simply be beaten up.
The only person who identifies as a cat and isn’t a total twat must be the drummer in this amusing clip:
https://youtu.be/-UYgORr5Qhg
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To be honest, if you’re going to accept male & female gender ‘choices’, then why not a fucking cat, crocodile, aeroplane or fire-engine …or a turd, which for the majority of these ‘I identify as..’ mongs is surely the most appropriate.
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The expense of putting cat flaps in every door could run to £££ thousands! I don’t think the university have thought this one through properly.
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Am sure Wee Jimmy Krankie could quote for installing thousands of cat-flaps, given her experience in “carpentry”…
Round them up and neuter them, it’s the only bloody way! Vaccinate them all against cat flu.
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If one can identify as a cat why not a flea or a brontosaurus or a hedgehog or even a tardigrade?
The West has gone mad. Not only has scientific method and classification been thrown out but also common sense. A person saying they are something does not make them that thing. There is such a thing as objective reality.
The rot set in with subjectivism in discrimination claims. The principle that your feelings can be hurt even if you are not, in reality, the thing you say you are is madness. I believe this nonsense started under the watch of Sir Kweer in the DPS. Now you can call yourself whatever you want and claim you are being discriminated against even if you are patently not that thing.
Except you can’t say you are a dark-key when you are not. That’s cultural appropriation.
Lunatics.
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I identify everyone as CUNT. That way all are treated equally.
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I hope two dozen chaps escaped from Broadmoor and identifying as Reinhard Heydrich visit this nest of cunts,pronto.
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We shouldn’t entertain any kind of dicourse with these people. If they are people or identify as such.
Those who once thought they were Napoleon or Jesus H Christ were soon taken out of society and looked after in the local looney bin.
But care in the community clearly hasn’t worked.
All that is required is a stern “No”, even with a shake of the head.
But, but, but…
No!
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Exactly this, SF. The lunatics are now running the asylum & infecting normal society with there insanity.
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When I’m not HBH, I identify as Colonel Ar… Ar… Ar.. but… butnot
“Colonel Arbuthnot!!”
(from the 1974 film)
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Excellent! I can pelt them with BBs to get them away from my property.
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What is all this Tom-fuckery about – what a bunch of cunts.
His / her / she / cunt…
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I’m a 56 year old white male. Nobody gives a fuck about me. I’m so bored of al this bullshit and having to tip-toe around life in case someone gets upset. I’m now at the point where I don’t give a toss whether I get hauled up in court for saying something I shouldn’t or even do time.
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I also see that the sweaties north of the wall have de facto lowered the age of consent to 13:
https://www.rt.com/news/550063-scotland-underage-sex-consent-backlash/
make of that what you will, but to me it’s just another step along the road adding “P” to the alphabet of lunacy.
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And apparently P is now “minor-attracted”
Organisers of classic car rallies need beware, there will be some pervs shoving their bits up the exhaust pipes of Morris Minors. Gotta love them curves…
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HBH@ – “Minor attracted” – also known by another name, and cured by execution.
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Must be a shortage of 25 year old grandmothers……
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My off-topic apologies, but a rhyme circulating at Buck House:
The Grand Old Duke of York
He had 12 million quid
He gave it to someone he’d never met
For something he never did.
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But when he was up he was up,
And when he was down he was down.
And when he was only half way up
He fucked and lost the crown
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I self-identify as a dog. My favourite activities are chasing a ball, dumping on the neighbour’s doorstep and rogering the vicar’s leg when my owner invites him in for tea. I also take great pleasure in chasing cats up trees, so I wish my owner would move to Bristol and let me off the lead at the Moggiversity. I’d have a fantastic time.
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I would hazard a guess it’s one of those dirty fuckers shitting on my lawn at night.
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If someone identifies as a pheasant, does that mean I can shoot them?
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Hmmm or a good plucking..
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RH@ – No! It’s “peasants” you can shoot!
Oh, hang on..
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I have it on good authority that Zouma has enrolled.
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Beat me to it! I was going to suggest we send him over to Bristol with a good pair of boots on
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None of these twats at a “university” will be able to tell you what a woman is.
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There those things with vaginas in them?
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For now!
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The solution to these institutions that annoy. Blow the fuckers up! Im sure we have many in this country with the expertise ! ( Just sayin of course )
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Any cunt identifying as a cat should be sent down to West Ham for that Peaceful bastard to kick the fucker around a bit.
Then feed the cunt to the urban foxes. Bristol must be full of retards.
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I await the outcome of a lovely lady who had an arguement about gender bending and explaining that a women is only a women with a womb or something and they tried to cancel her. I hope she wins against this woke monstrosity.
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10489209/Student-sues-Bristol-University-labelled-transphobic-row-word-maternity.html?adobe_mc=TS%3D1644329257
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I wish to identify as a whale and have started on a chocolate diet. I trust the NHS will be helping out as I will need a fully functioning blow hole.
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Obviously, I approve of litter trays on every corner, it beats a paki shop or some disease-ridden slapper. Or so I’m told. As a teenager I had ideas of going to uni at Bristol but my only experience of the place is passing through Temple Meads to an open day at Exeter uni and coming close when I drove from Leicester to Cardiff then (after dropping a friend, with his dad, at uni there) to Pill, Ham Green for a fucking great roll at my girlfriend’s parents’ house before driving back to Cardiff to pick up my mate’s dad and drive us back to Leicester. Long day, but a smile on my face at the end. Bristol has really soured though.
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Bristol is in a race with Brighton to see which Cuntopolis can be the most embarrassing in England.
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I don’t think it’s any more mental to identify as a cat than it is to identify as being the opposite sex.
They’re all fucking mad.
I won’t play their fucking stupid games.
Vote for me, and the men in white coats will storm places like this. The old Victorian nuthouses will be reopened and they’ll be given electric shock therapy until they stop being a mental.
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I expect a lot of these freaks are extreme cyclists, like the ones I have to dodge on Cardiff’s pavements. Therefore I propose stationary bikes with dynamos attached; the cunts can be forced to cycle at an absurd speed, then ECT’d with their own volts.
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With shame I have to admit I am a Bristol Maths. graduate, a fuck of a long time ago when it was a good and quite prestigious university.
Like all universities (I imagine) they contact alumni and try and stiff them for donations. They claim to record the conversations and I sincerely hope that they do, as I have patiently explained that I am strongly opposed to the intellectual vacuousness of identity politics and the divisive and racist nonsense that they proudly proclaim to espouse. The silence at the other end of the line tells its own story.
I hope they call me again this week.
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We need a nuclear War to reset the status quo in this country. The weak will die and the strong will rule once again…
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I identify as a dude with a 12 inch cock “flaccid”.
I’ve never been told this by any woman I’ve shagged but I know it’s the truth….. it’s MY truth and if you criticise me you’re transdicksizephobic and probably a Trump supporter.
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Not the worst thing about Bristol Uni, they churned out that lanky, googly-eyed cunt Stephen Merchant
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