Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Bono [17]

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My fellow Cunters,
For your Cuntsideration:

Bono and his “Poem” for Ukraine.

Daily Fail Link.

(Apologies for long link-“aaaht @ abaaaht” with an ancient mobile)

A “Top o’ da mornin’, “Dere’s more-to-Oiiiiiirlaaand-dan-dis” cunting please, for IsAC’s favourite Oirish intellectual midget.

What has the 5’ 2” “tower of woke bullshit” done now?
Written a primary school standard ditty, calling Putin a “Psycho” and a snake, whilst Zelensky is Saint Patrick, driving him out?

Bob Dylan must be shitting himself, with a lyrical “giant” like Bonovox, in the industry.

Nominated by: Cuntfinder General

An extra stanza also provided by our literary corresponded, Cuntfinder General:

For the convenience of Cunters:

Oh, St Patrick he drove out the snakes
With his prayers but that’s not all it takes
For the snake symbolises
An evil that rises
And hides in your heart, as it breaks
And the evil has risen my friends
From the darkness that lives in some men
But in sorrow and fear
That’s when saints can appear
To drive out those old snakes once again
And they struggle for us to be free
From the psycho in this human family
Ireland’s sorrow and pain
Is now the Ukraine
And St Patrick’s name now Zelenskiy

Hugh Grant [7]

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Another nomination for that hoity-toity-upper-class-twit, pansy, and waste of skin that is Hugh Grant.

Here we all are, us plebs at least, facing a looming cost of living crisis thanks mainly to the Chinks and already escalating fuel prices and then, on top of all that, the Ivans are trying to kick start WW3 causing sanctions on oil and gas supplies engendering stratospherically high fuel prices in the absence of any reliable home based energy fall back strategy in the U.K. and mainly due to the non-democratic implementation of Net Zero goals by the Government. In the face of the Net Zero debacle a certain Mr Nigel Farage has begun campaigning for a referendum on the issue (started before Mad Putin went full tonto). Grants response? “Go fuck yourself!”

Waste of skin doesn’t even begin to adequately describe this over privileged, talentless, narcissistic wanker. He won’t be left wondering if he can manage to afford to keep warm by getting fed from food banks, not paying the council tax and heating one room in the house.

Does he have links to any of the oligarchs? Can we sanction this cunt as well please to let him experience a little “reality”.

Yahoo News Link.

Daily Fail Link.

Nominated by: Mikdys

Seconded by: Lord of the Rings

None of these overpaid virtue signalling cunts live in the real world.

Put them in a council house on £25grand/year. No accountant to avoid income tax, council tax, capital gains tax. Give them shitty internet, leaky windows and rising damp. A 20 yr old vauxhall vectra, make them eat ready meals from Farm foods, and try to heat their luxurious new abode with a 25yr old baxi boiler, rusty rads and a gas fire that sends 80% of it’s heat straight up the sodding chimney. Put reality spy cams in and watch them trying to decide whether they pay their rent, their extortionate energy bill, pay for a clutch in the car or try to order fresh organic Avocados from Waitrose online, only to discover they don’t deliver to the area as it’s too rough.

That or give Grant a flintlock musket, put him in a Napoleonic tunic and ship him to the Ukraine, telling him it’s to shoot a new film…Cunt !

Welsh, Gifted and Black

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Identity: What does it mean to be Welsh?

Well, according to the BBC, black, innit.

This particular black family from London temporarily living in rural Wales were so Welsh that:

”It was difficult finding anyone who knew how to work with afro-textured hair so a hairdresser from over the border in Hereford would travel to see the family at home, her mother, who remains in the family home, found a man in Bristol who could order in Jamaican ingredients, and finding somewhere that stocked her favourite Caribbean drink sarsaparilla was a regular mission.”

Didnt think to try Cardiff were we have black people who are really Welsh not some London cunts looking for racism? Perhaps we should ship black hairdressers to Brecon cos she’s entitled, innit.

This fucker lived in Wales for 9 years. That does not make her Welsh. I have lived in England for longer than I lived in my birth country. That does not make me English. However, not being black, I have no problem with being asked where I am from.

Why do these cunts always have a chip on their shoulder?

No Welshism from English cunts please.

Chiggun. With faggots and peas. (culturally appropriated from the West Country)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-60590685

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Kate Garraway [4]

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Cunters for your condemnation I give you this dozy tart. She seems determined to not shut the fuck up about Dereck fucking Draper. FFS enough already it’s sad he got Covid but give it a fucking rest can you?

There are now apparently six million dead world wide due to this pandemic. Thank your lucky stars he is still alive There are plenty who did not even get the chance to say goodbye to their nearest and dearest.

Count your fucking blessings love he is still alive.

Daily Fail Link.

Nominated by: CuntyMort

Seconded by: Spanky Mc Spank

I’ll third that one…I’m sick and tired of this dozy woman seeking publicity from this whole thing. Sure what has happened is sad for the fella but FFS woman, give it a rest and crawl back under your rock will you?

If you read the comment in the Daily Fail (they seem to sponsor this charade) you’ll see that EVERYONE is sick and fucking tired of this pair.

Fuck of Kate.

Cancer is a White Privilege (4)

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Apparently, white people are more likely to die of cancer than any other race, ethnic, whatever you want to call them.

Why am I not surprised. Could it be that, even into my late 60’s, I’m still paying tax to support these liggers, and the stress is literally killing me.
It’s a fact that stress and cancer are linked.

Could it be that we’re spending so much money treating the non contributing population that we have nothing to spare for research.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-60574317

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest