Cunt Speak


For the past year or so I have not actually received any emails.
Instead I have people who are ‘reaching out to me’.

Replies to the various emails that I send have also included this ridiculous term.
“Thank you for reaching out to us”.

When I don’t reply to any of that twaddle I then get messages asking, “How can we take this conversation forward?”.

Who thinks of these fucking stupid terms and what mentality must you have to use them?

There is a new one……
It seems that people no longer ‘reply’ to enquiries, they don’t ‘answer’ you anymore.
They revert.

“Thank you for reaching out to us, we will revert to you”.

I was always taught to write as I would speak.
Plain English so as to be understood.

If I do take the time to reply to these cunts I make it very clear that I will not do business with any idiot who “Reaches out or reverts”.

It’s Cunt Speak and it’s everywhere.

Nominated by: The Artful Cunter

Refugee Racist Double Standards


It didnt take long did it?

”The Racist Double Standard of Refugees Who Are Welcome and Those Who Are Not”

Yep, Brits offering to take in Ukrainian refugees are racists.

Now why would Ukrainians be welcome?

Well, they are predominantly women, kids and old folks, as opposed to the 95% young adult males crossing the channel.
They are actually fleeing a war zone that was not of their making. They are not fleeing war torn Calais after crossing 1000s of miles where they could claim sanctuary.
They are house trained, wont need special foods or any other considerations.
Women will be safe from them.
Their oppressor is an unhinged gangster not the wrong sort of muslim or corrupt African despot.
They will not be put up in hotels.

Apart from that, anyfucker taking in Ukrainians is a racist.

By the way, check the picture with the byline on this:

https://www.commondreams.org/views/2022/03/15/racist-double-standard-refugees-who-are-welcome-and-those-who-are-not

Then there is this:

https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1580690/Dan-Wootton-erupt-GB-News-UK-racist-Ukrainian-refugee

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Free Range Egg Shortage


Free range eggs unavailable from Monday!

Oh the shock. Oh the horror. What are Joycelyn and Jocasta supposed to have for breakfast?

https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2022/mar/18/free-range-eggs-unavailable-britain-avian-flu

From what I can gather, there’s been an isolated case of evian flu ( correct me if I’m wrong) (OK then, it’s “avian” – NA) and all farmers, egg producers, have had to isolate their free range birds. So from tomorrow, they can no longer sell them as free range.

Over reacting much, munch?

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

Tyre Extinguishers


Lordy where to start on this latest round of Eco lunacy.

https://tyreextinguishers.com/
(Link provided by legal eagle Night Admin – NA)

Well I guess the claims on their ‘leaderless’ website is a good start.

‘SUV’s are a climate disaster’. If SUV’s were a country they’d be the 7th largest polluting country in the world’.

It’s hard not to really laugh at that. Fuck knows how they came to that conclusion but I’m left thinking wouldn’t it be better to take the fight to real countries like China, India, Brazil et al rather than pretending SUV’ are a country. FFS.

‘Air pollution is racist’. Jeez it takes a massive leap of faith to even believe this is worth any scrutiny but let’s have a go.

Apparently it’s only ‘people of colour’ that live in the most deprived areas that have the most toxic air and SUV drivers tend to be richer and therefore tend to be white.

That’s a quote lifted verbatim from their website.

No stats, no referencing just at best a totally bigoted assumption.

Try driving around Birmingham’s deprived areas where the people of colour all seem to have a 15 year old Range Rover, X5 or Q7 on their makeshift drives.

But being from the real world one thing I’ve noticed over the last 20 years or so is that the most deprived areas tend to be a proper mix of white Eastern European’s and sub Saharan boat people

Interesting that these bastards are blind sided by colour……

‘SUV’s are dangerous’. Apparently SUV’s are more likely to kill when striking a pedestrian that normal cars.

So a cursory look at the .GOV website confirms fuck all data is collected on the types of vehicles involved in accidents, so I won’t labour this point other than to say has a child who would scream and scream till they were sick written the press release.

Lastly ‘SUV’s are unnecessary’.

Well that’s a point that could be worth debate but I’d rather scratch my piles until they bled profusely.

I don’t own an SUV but fuck me I’m tempted now just at the thought of catching a wizened long grey haired sandal wearing yoghurt knitting eco lune trying to deflate my tyres at 3am.

Nominated by: CuntyMcCuntface

Night Admin responds…

Tampering with someone’s vehicle is obviously illegal. Sounds like criminal damage to me. Inciting others to participate in such criminal activity is also illegal. So who are these cunts?

Here’s a link to the whois lookup for their domain:

https://www.whois.com/whois/tyreextinguishers.com

They are using an intermediary security company to disguise their identity. However, the link contains email addresses where abuse complaints can be sent.

In addition, their website IP address is 82.221.129.68 which is owned by an Icelandic ISP. They too have an email address where abuse complaints can be sent. Here’s the link:

https://whois.urih.com/record/82.221.129.68/

Michael Fabricant M.P. [3]


Hi my all fellow cunter’s best wishes to you all.

I’m sorry with all the terrible news about Ukraine being shelled by that cunt mad Vlad. But Micheal Fabricant MP is doing in my swede in on SKY News giving his utterly useless opinion about it to the Nation. Maybe it is something to do with the fact that I started losing my hair on my head at just 24 years old and am now a proud confident ‘Slap Head’ some twenty years on. Which of course means that whenever it is my misfortune to see the the aforementioned MP, I simply cannot take whatever he says seriously because of my unwavering conviction that the guy is hiding his bald pate behind a ridiculous looking blonde wig!

I ask you all with all honesty ‘Who has got hair like that! except maybe the very Donald himself no less granted. If your Dad and your two Grandad’s are Baldies by the time you are a six year old boy growing up, then you shouldn’t be surprised I’m afraid, to find yourself follicly challenged in later life. No matter. The question then becomes “Whatever can I do about this unenviable turn of events” The answer, after much deep thought and consideration my friends is this. Micheal Fabricant MP my dear boy! Ditch that Awful Wig and get you’re hair shaved off and stop talking, like most of your ilk do, about stuff you patently know nothing about.

You Cunt. xx

Nominated by: Baldieboyz