An illiterate cuntin’ please for people who fail to pronounce the ‘g’ at the end of words.

I hear these people all the time on the fuckin’ wireless and on the fools’ lantern, usually when they are word vomitin’ and preachin’ to us. The principal offenders (in this order) are: Suckin’dick Khunt, Pretty Fuckin’ Useless Patel and the latest offender….Florence Eshalomi, MP for Vauxhall.

For fuck’s sake, pronounce your words properly and if a word ends in a ‘g’, let’s hear the ‘g’. If you don’t sound the ‘g’ properly, you are immediately written off as a cunt by most people and your message is lost, totally.

Cunters, listen out for them (and others); your piss will be boilin’, I am promisin’ you!

Nominated by: L. E. Phant

No need to make a racist or sexist comment, Gary Lineker has already presumed you have and got his reply in first.

Jug eared Gary appears to have jumped the gun by publicly congratulating Alex Scott (mixed race female) on becoming the new host of the BBC’s “Question of Sport”. The BBC have not confirmed this and it is appears Gary’s tweet is the first to break cover on the subject. It is therefore irritating the twat felt it appropriate to write “Smart, knowledgeable and perfectly qualified for the role. Oh… and if you have a problem with Alex getting the job, you might just be part of the problem.”

What a self-righteous cunt.

Nominated by: Cunt Spotter

Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. (Joe Biden)

Calling this individual a cunt is an insult to cunts. I can’t find a worse word than cunt so I must settle. The best I can do is add modifiers like Ultra, Mega, Turbo, or Super to the word cunt to attempt to describe this creature but it still falls short. Oh well, I bet y’all have been able to relate at times with certain noms.

JB is the lowest form of life on Earth; Opportunistic, self serving, deceptive, corrupt, creep of a male homosapien (not a man). A person entrusted with power to serve the people and uses that position to enrich himself and betray the people is a special brand of cunt. He is everything a bad politician on a TV show or movie ever was and more.

If he “wins” the US election, it will be like a final torpedo broadside in an already listing ship. What a Megalacunt!

Nominated by: Texas Trumptard

and seconded by Norman 

Joe Biden is a cunt.

The doddery old twat has recently attempted to get down with ‘tha kidz’ by being ‘interviewed’ by Cardi B.

Yes, the same plastic slag who has songs entitled ‘Wet Pussy’ and admitted to drugging men before having sex with them (err isn’t that rape?).

The company he keeps shows what sort of a cunt Biden is, but to associate himself with such an anti-white, anti-male cunt who is basically a prostitute with a record contract is a major mis-fire and pure stupidity.

Satan Blair looked a cunt when he hooked up with Noel Gallagher (bliuenose cunt) back in the day. But a man running for the American Presidency with a piece of garbage like Cardi B?!

What a stupid old cunt he is. They should share notes on their proclivities. Pair of dirty cunts.

Politicians and activists are my latest nomination. Apparently, there are plans afoot to make it illegal. And I’m talking about something that is so heinous, it poses a direct threat not to just to the UK. It’s simply a treat to civilisation. It’s a real and genuine threat to the planet Earth itself. What is this heinous, life threatening thing? Misogyny.

Yes. Their are plans to make misogyny a hate crime. Even though there’s so little of it about it now that it’s fucking pointless to even discuss it. What there is quite a lot of in current era, is misandry, the outright hatred of men. And those who are misandrists don’t bother to hide. Like Rayner. The current crop of so called feminists, are nothing of the sort. They despise men, to the point that some have actually called for men to be killed. That makes them misandrists, the opposite of a misogynist. They’re not interested in equality for women, because as I said in my previous nomination, they got it years ago. As it stands though, there are no plans to make misandry a hate crime. Is that in itself not inherently sexist?

In the UK, we’re supposed to something called freedom of speech. Unfortunately, it has been under relentless attack for about the past thirty years, by a small, yet very vocal minority of bigots and ignoramuses, who falsely consider themselves to be the arbiters of free speech. And they’ve been allowed to get away with it by successive governments, particularly the present one. They have a majority larger than any since 1935, and could easily put this shit to bed, along with all the other woke bullshit. But they have no intention of doing so. So, politicians are cunts.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

The Codpiece.

https://fpm.ro/thom-browne-spring-2020-menswear-secolul-xviii-cu-elemente-sportive/_ale1177/

Great news for all you fashionistas out there in IsACland, as we bear witness to what will surely come to be regarded as one of the greatest comebacks in history!

After centuries in fashion wilderness, 2020 is the year that the codpiece is once again deemed to be an indispensable accessory by the world of haute couture.

Gentleman, don’t dare be seen out in public without yours, or you risk being subjected to the disdain and ridicule of hipsters everywhere…

Nominated by: Ron Knee