The International Olympic Committee are cunts.

Announced today (Dec 7th) was the inclusion of break dancing in the 2024 Olympic Games.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/olympics/55223554

I’ll let that sink in.

“It’s going to be great for breaking as it gives us more recognition as a sport,” British breakdancer Karam Singh told BBC Sport. Who else?

Meanwhile squash, a real sport which is fuckling hard, requiring huge reserves of fitness, stamina and no little skill missed out on being included.

I’ll let that sink in.

No doubt by the time the 2028 games comes around, there’ll be an Olympic event for fried chiggun’ eating.

If they could combine spinning around on your head waving your legs in the air WHILE eating fried chiggun’, then they might be on to something. That has huge comedy potential.

Nominated by: Imitation Yank

…and seconded by: Hard Brexit Cunt

I am going to nominate Olympic break-dancing.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/olympics/2020/12/07/breakdancing-joins-olympics-ioc-seeks-youth-crowd/

This pastime – it is not a fucking sport – is being added to the events which will be held at the 2024 Olympics in Paris.

The Paris Olympic Organising and the IOC are a bunch of cunts for adding this display of epilepsy simulation by wannabe spastics to the Olympic programme. Also, breakdancers are a bunch of cunts for gyrating like a bunch of morons to fucking crap hip-hop ‘music’.

The article says that: “Thomas Bach, the IOC president, said that the decision followed a “clear priority” of the IOC board to introduce sports that were “particularly popular among the younger generation” and that the IOC also took into consideration the need to urbanise the Olympic movement.”

Breakdancing is not a fucking sport and if it is “popular among the younger generation” it proves that modern young people are fucking idiots. I also hate this term “urban/urbanise” in this context – it means people who want to deal in drugs and dress like drug dealers as one ISAC cunter mentioned recently in a cunting of JD Sports.

Breakdancers, the IOC, the Paris Olympic Organising Committee and the frogs are all cunts.

...and another one, this time from Cuntfinder General 

Break Dancing as an Olympic Sport.

The modern olympics have come a long way haven’t they? From Much Wenlock to the huge, corporate monster of the new millennium.

From truly dedicated amateurs, to millionaire professional sportsmen.

It gets worse-Break Dancing. For Fucks Sake. I imagine this is linked to the current black-ass kissing fuckwittery.

I have a suggestion to the Olympic committee-why not go the whole hog. A perfect event for our BLM chums:

Modern pentathlon- break dancing, spray paint graffiti , moped mugging, 100m with stolen trainers and human beatbox.

Cuntfoolery for cunts.

Liverpool metro mayor (Steve Rotheram – NA) is refusing to shake Boris’s hand over an article published in the spectator in 2004 in which Boris said that drunken Liverpool fans must share some of the responsibility for the Hillsborough tragedy.

I still believe that to be true, how a public enquiry managed to find it was everyone else’s fault but the fans that turned up drunk and attempted to enter a football ground to see a match without a ticket to enter must have contributed to some degree in my eyes.

He is also offended because Boris said there is a victim mentality surrounding Liverpool, this must be a widely held misconception as many people see scousers the same way.

I can think of many reasons i would like to shred Boris Johnson right now but his article in 2004 isn’t one of them.

(https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/steve-rotheram-wont-shake-hands-19402918 – NA)

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

With commentary supplied by Quick Draw McGraw:

Would this be Joe Anderson? The same Joe Anderson who today (Friday 4th December) was arrested and questioned by the police on suspicion of offences including witness intimidation? I’d sooner shake hands with Vlad the Impaler than that fat piece of shit.

(No, it’s not Joe Anderson but any day a politician is called out as a “fat piece of shit”, that voice MUST be heard! – NA)

BBC Sports Personality of the Year. Yeah, I’m nominating it now. Let’s face it, we all know that this is going to be nothing more than three hours of various boring, woke, sporting nobodies telling us how absolutely awesome they are, showing their identity politics and virtue signalling, before Lewis Hamilton wins the award. And a less deserving sack of shit there is not. He’s spent the entire year bending the knee, forcing other, soft cunt, drivers to take knee, and issuing veiled threats to the few drivers who refused to take the knee. Then there’s the “I’m nothing more than a slave” interview he did, while wearing a huge chain with a padlock on it around his neck, while wearing Mercedes branded merchandise, a company that actually did use slave labour during the second world war. But wait, those slaves were white, so, y’know, they don’t count. I won’t even get into his climate hypocrisy.

On a happier note, Tyson Fury has told the producers to go fuck themselves, and he won’t be appearing. I’m starting to like this guy.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Zam Zam Ture is worthy of a nom. Her child was killed in a tragic accident (drowning – NA). Is she having it ? Not on your nelly. Cue a familiar scenario ….. Somalian immo. possible compo, ‘institutional racism’ and ever helpful lawyers.
She’s not letting this lie.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-55187467
Verdict ….. Cunt.

Nominated by: Jack The Cunter

And Ruff Tuff Creampuff made a splash with this:
(See what I did there? – NA)

“In the aftermath of the 12-year-old’s death, more than a million people signed a petition about the case, calling for ‘justice for Shukri’ and thousands of people attended events marking the anniversary of her death.”

This Country Is Finished.

3 reasons: Firstly, Peloton seems to be one of those words where more letters are used than absolutely necessary. Peloton is just a 7 letter word for Cunt. Secondly, according to advertisments and telly land, Peloton can only be used by darker hue types. Thirdly, it’s an overpriced fad for gullible cunts. Enough said.

Nominated by: BendyDick CùminYaSnatch

And seconded by W. C. Boggs

Seconded BDCYS: Mind you the brainless dark key ladies and bearded blokes, artisans no doubt who the advert use are probably the type with more money than sense – the sort who believe The Archers is a real place a real farm and real people. Viewers taken in by the glycerine liberally sprinkled over the pansies and tarts, thinking it is real sweat are so dense they deserve to be taken to the cleaners.