Billie Eilish [2]


Billie Eilish is a cunt.

Aside from being a stupid green haired talent-free whining twat and a fake ‘rebel’ who has been manufactured by the music industry, the whinging female version of the Young Ones’ Neil has done a cover of The Beatles’ ‘Something’.

Naturally, pieces of millennial arse cress and the likes of the Grauniad and BBC are acting like the whining emo bitch is the first one to cover the song, and also putting it about that the version by Eilish is also the best version.

Wrong on both counts. It’s been done before and it’s been done better.
Shirley Bassey, you cunts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgOGYWOKx2s

Nominated by: Norman

Human Rights Do Gooders (Lawyers, Celebrities & Labour MPs)


Human rights lawyers, celebrities and Labour MP’s who recently interfered in the deportation of 37 Jamaican rapists, murderers and paedophiles definitely deserve a 1 million megaton cunting. On Tuesday (2nd December) a plane took off at midnight with THIRTEEN prisoners convicted of the above crimes. It should have had fifty. However interference by so called human rights lawyers, backed by bleeding heart Labour MP’s such as Corbyn, McDonnell and Abbott and celebrities such as Tossa “I don’t want to work with white people” Thomson, Naomi Campbell and Naomi Harris (Moneypenny for those who don’t know) with their open letter campaign, managed to get 37 of these scum off the plane, and now they’re still in the UK.

The law that allowed this deportation flight was enacted in 2007 and was voted for by the Abbottapotumus. But here’s what she had to say about its use on this occasion;

“Deportations epitomise the government’s continued ‘Hostile Environment’ agenda. Not only is this agenda unjust, but also the Equality and Human Rights Commission (EHRC) has now found that the Home Office broke the law with its series of hostile environment policies and inhumane treatment of the Windrush generation.”

This has fuck all to do with the “Windrush generation”. This is about removing dangerous, convicted criminals from this country. And I’ll bet that not one of these cock suckers gave a single thought for the human rights of the victims of these scumbags. No, the lawyers thoughts were all about the legal aid money. There are plenty of causes these MP’s and so called celebrities could have gotten behind, homeless veterans, cancer research, heart disease research etc. But no, they chose to demand that a bunch of foreign murderers, rapists and paedophiles be allowed to stay in the UK because of THEIR human rights.

Some of these scum will be released. If just one person is murdered, if one woman is raped, if one child is abused by one of the filth who was removed from that flight, then those lawyers, MP’s and celebrities should also be arrested and charged with the crime that was committed, because THEY will be just as responsible for the crime as the perpetrator. They enabled it to happen. You have to be a genuine piece of shit to consider the rights of criminals to be more important than their victims and potential victims. They should be taken to meet the victims and victims families and made to listen to what the scum who removed from that flight did to them.

What a bunch of utter cunts.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Beth Rigby & Kay Burley


What a pair of sanctimonious moronic libtard cunts. How up your own arse must you be to spend months bemoaning Dominic Cummings breaking lockdown rules to…erm…break lockdown rules? Now being cancelled/deleted/de-platformed etc etc, ad nauseam. Gotta love the left eating itself. Fucking cunts!

For the record, Rigby would get it all ends up, Burley not so much.

(Full story here – NA)

Nominated by: West Cuntry Cunt

…. and this from Just a bloke

Kay Burley

This remain witch hounded Mr Cummings for his travels in lockdown. Demanded his resignation and ran it as a story more important than life its self.

The cunt then decides lockdown is not for those on the TV and gets caught. Calls it an error of judgement and fucks off on full pay for 6 months. Wow what a punishment. Was there a mob outside her house ? No that behaviour is for the tolerant , liberal toss pots who actually listen to twats like this.

What a cunt.

…and another, this time from Fuglyucker 

I would like to nominate the got some of their own treatment for once cunt that is Kay fucking Burly,

I’m sure you know Sky news, s favourite attack dog, this is the vicious, argumentative cunt that could start an argument in the loo by herself, no matter how wrong she is she will chisel, nag, whine, harass and nitpick until who ever the victim is says the wrong thing and then off she goes like a fucking ginger Duracell bunny with a scorching case of thrush.

Anyway this bitch is such a cunt, she practices do as I say not as I do, it’s backfired on the horrible cunt, she is to important to abide by distancing rules and got caught and has now suspended,

Sky have realised that nobody wants to watch this cunt, they probably have their own nagging ball and chain that they can’t turn off at home, unlike Kay Bully who has me reaching for the remote control like fucking Quick draw McGraw,

anyway let’s hope this poisonous rattlesnake never finds her way back onto the screen unless it’s on I used to be a celebrity please remember me…… Goodbye Kay don’t let the door slam on your droopy tits on the way out….. Fuck off….

….and a very late entry by Vernon Fox

Kay pee pants Burley.
Kay Burley the Sly news “journalist” has been caught out blatantly breaching lockdown rules.
Ordinarily I would say “good – fk these plastic dictators and be free of their evil nonsense” but not on this occasion, as brain dead Burley and her partner in grime Beth “Uh? So wat ya sayin’ is” Rigby have engaged in a prolonged, malicious and spiteful vendetta against Dominic Cummings for his little sightseeing tour and have constantly pressed to get him sacked – as it turns out they did not need to as he was slain by another demented and unelected harridan by the name of “Princess Nut Nuts” but this is beside the point really.
Burley has “apologised for her mistake” – it was not a mistake, it was a deliberate act of arrogance by a hypocrite snake who thinks the rules are just for the silly little poor people.
And on a final note – KAY! – you are sixty years old, stop dressing like you are 17, it’s embarrassing – and PLEASE no more facelifts, one more and you will have a pubic hair moustache and if the botox actually allowed you enough movement to articulate your eyelids you would be crying tears down your back.
Kay – you are a cunt!

Dead Pool [187]


Congratulations to Whymeforfucksake for correctly predicting the merciful release of dear old Babs Windsor, aged 83.

She was a Carry On films icon and all round good ol’ girl. She’ll be missed. RIP my dear.

Onto Dead Pool 187. You know the rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

So on your marks, ready….set…..go!

Local Authority Christmas Decoration Ban


In a year of outrages, this takes the fucking mince pie. Care Homes are being told by Local Authority Nazis that they cannot put up Christmas decorations. This despite it being clear that dangers of surface transmission of Covid 19 are negligible if any. Who the fuck touches Christmas decs anyway, other than tiny kids and cats?

Read all about this massive cuntery here: https://www.carehome.co.uk/news/article.cfm/id/1637329/care-homes-banned-local-authorities-christmas-trees-decorations

People who have not been able to visit their relatives all year can now enjoy Christmas safe in the knowledge that their loved ones will not. Of course the cruelty is compounded by the fact that it is likely to be the last Christmas for many of these people, Local Authority? Fucking SS cunts., more like.

Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea