Local Authority Christmas Decoration Ban


In a year of outrages, this takes the fucking mince pie. Care Homes are being told by Local Authority Nazis that they cannot put up Christmas decorations. This despite it being clear that dangers of surface transmission of Covid 19 are negligible if any. Who the fuck touches Christmas decs anyway, other than tiny kids and cats?

Read all about this massive cuntery here: https://www.carehome.co.uk/news/article.cfm/id/1637329/care-homes-banned-local-authorities-christmas-trees-decorations

People who have not been able to visit their relatives all year can now enjoy Christmas safe in the knowledge that their loved ones will not. Of course the cruelty is compounded by the fact that it is likely to be the last Christmas for many of these people, Local Authority? Fucking SS cunts., more like.

Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

Eton


Eton is a cunt. A big weeping sore of a bummer boy cunt. They have just sacked Will Knowland for disputing woke doctrinal truth. In other words he is a heretic. How “progressive” , how cultured. Eton is the epicentre of woke cuntdom along with PPE at Oxford. Its all a religious mania along with child St Gretta. Goodbye truth ,logic and argument . Hello a stazi state ruled by cunts from Eton. Get to fuck.Cunts.

(News story can be accessed: here and the sacking is being appealed – NA)

Nominated by: Smug cunt

Fragile Footballers

So now we have the usual cunts crying about how footballers end up with dementia because they head the ball. This all stems from the fact that the NFL, a few years ago , shelled out millions of dollars to shyster lawyers to shut them the fuck up.
So now we have the same shyster lawyers in this country trying to fill their pockets while pretending they care about the so called “victims”.
Listen cunts, when it comes to physical contact sports people get hurt, some of them even die.
That’s just the way it is. If you don’t like it don’t take part. Stay at home, switch on the telly and watch poofs dancing and baking cakes. All part of the gayification of our society and a proper assault on manhood. Not to mention the slimy bastards who are making money out of it. Fuck these legal cunts and fuck the poofs, that’s what I say!

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

(Please try not to derail this thread with fans booing the Knee, which is currently doing the rounds in the media. There is a nom in the pipeline for that. Thanks – DA)

Sue Perkins [4]


A golden dildo, strap-a-dick-to-me lez0-be friends cunting please for the unfunniest woman comedian on the planet please, for her suggestion that Brexit voters were “headbangers, zealots and quislings” and “deeply regretting” Cameron held the referendum in the first place:-

News story can be accessed: here

This woman is as funny as terminal cancer, the only time she thought she was being funny was sitting with her mates in the back row at school farting, the horse faced whore with her thick glasses (which she probably thinks makes her look brainy, but merely makes her look the thick four eyed ugly lezzie she truly is), is just a man-hating rug muncher. She should be locked in a cage with Cressida Dick and Anal-Ease Dodds – they should all be fed industrial strength doses of laxative and all drown in each others excrement. Cunt.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Sony


A 5th generation cunting for Sony for the deliberate frenzy created by carefully manipulating the supply to ensure it would not meet the demand for their new console.

Additional cuntings for people paying 3 x the RRP to get the fucking things on eBay, the cunts on eBay for exploiting the situation and finally eBay for allowing cunts to exploit the situation to the degree some people are flogging photos of their PS5 on the so called auction platform, some openly and some of them trying to fool the punter they are bidding on an actual console.

What a desperate fucking mess humanity is.

(We thought you’d enjoy an added dimension to the PS5 fiasco here – NA)

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit