Daft Punk are cunts.
The news that Daft Punk are retiring is now going ‘viral’ as they say.

But seriously, who gives a fuck? They’re not even a real band, and every record sounds the same. There are numerous hipster cunts and millennial bellends who see these tosspots as pioneers and innovators. Two cunts with crash helmets and a vocoder? What the cunt is so clever about that? And the ‘faceless’ image? What a load of pretentious crap that is. It’s a gimmick and has fuck all to do with artistic integrity and all that bollocks. They got more publicity from those stupid helmets than they would for showing their ugly mugs. As for their ‘music’? Some cunt with a Dalek voice box belching ‘Around the world’ over and over? Fucking shite.

Daft Punk? Daft Cunts, more like…

Nominated by: Norman

A doom-monger, cunting, for an extra from the Ribena Berry adverts, David Attenborough.

It is bad enough that this purple faced wanker, who isn’t fit to sharpen the straight razor of his brother, Richard ‘pinkie’ Attenborough, is constantly harping on like an XR mouthpiece, he has now upped the ante and like thoroughly shamed ex XR spokes’person’, Zion Lights, who foolishly regurgitated ‘scientific predicts’ from XR co-founder, Roger (6 Billion people will die this century because of climate change) Hallam, has issued the following vague stark warning…..

“Climate change, could within a lifetime, destroy entire cities and societies”.

Well Dick, for a start, whose lifetime? Not fucking yours I hope, because by the look of your deathly purple face it gives us about three weeks (if we’re lucky) before we all get burned to death by the sun, squashed by earthquakes or drowned by tsunamis!

Stick to documentaries about tiny poisonous frogs, fish that use rocks to break open shellfish and your life long passion about butterflies ? and leave “The end is nigh”, propaganda for Greta (mentally ill, easily manipulated puppet for her disgusting antifa terrorist parents) Thunderpants!

Fuck off!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/science-environment-56175714

Attenborough Lookalikes

Nominated by: TheBestRevengeIsLivingWell

Owain Wyn Evans: ‘I had to go back in the closet for first TV job’

A big poor me me me for this cunt. This a contribution to something called LGBT+ History month, god help us. On the Benders Broadcasting Company, natch.

‘BBC North West Tonight weather presenter Owain Wyn Evans shares his coming out story as part of LGBT+ History Month.
He talks about what it was like for him growing up in South Wales, coming out at his first BBC presenting job, and how he still receives homophobic messages on Twitter.’

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-manchester-56124667

A few of things here:
I grew up in S Wales, as did my gay nephew. Not exactly Brighton but no worse than anywhere else really.
Hiding his sexuality for a BBC job? In recent years? Hardly fucking likely.
And, for those of you who haven’t had the pleasure, he is the biggest, mincing fairy I have ever seen. He makes Clary look like Arnie. How the fuck he kept in the closet is a mystery.

Poor little shirtlifter. My heart bleeds.

Nominated by: Cunstable Cuntbubble

I would like a passport cunting for all those stupid retarded cunts desperately searching the Internet trying to book cheap holidays, because of the upcoming rule change, these stupid cunts think it’s safe to go anywhere in the world and I’m sure will be crying like babies when 6 days later the rules change again or they can’t get back and want us to pay for their return or even pay for their isolation hotel, cuz they can’t afford 2 grand after spending 200 quid the go to the Costa del sol or a floating Butlins cruise, these clowns deserve everything they end up with, Covid or costs, one or other is likely, that winey cunt with the video camera type from the last floating toilet will be booking I bet so he can get more airtime complaining to the news about the Government not rescuing him and his ugly Chewbacca wife…. Well when it happens cunts there will be zero fucks given by me, unless your of for an adventure holiday in down town Lagos, in which case you have my full support and I gladly tune in to watch….. Stupid cunts

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

The media obsession with Pakistanis? Just what the cunt is all that about?!

It seems that even though these cunts behave as badly as possible, many on TV, radio and in the press are incredibly eager to promote this lot at every chance they get.

For a start, there’s the BBC and Doctor Who. In their now infamous ‘Rosa Parks’ episode the box ticking Asian bird sidekick mentions ‘Pakistani Heritage’ at least half a dozen times when it has no relevance to the plot whatsoever. She also gives a sob story about how she gets called a terrorist when she is coming out of the mosque. First off, what the fuck has that got to do with a science fiction series? Second, I have seen loads of people of a peaceful persuasion (there are a lot of them, after all), but I have never once seen one called out as a terrorist or anything else. This was only a short while after the Manchester bombing. Yet here were the ‘Beeb’ trying to sell this lot as the poor victims of nasty name calling by the wicked white man.

Then there was the ITV series, Endeavour. Hitherto excellent, but in the last series they went sickeningly woke. One episode had a nasty oafish NF type movement, led by a white middle aged Enoch Powell meets Nigel Farage type who mindlessly hated these poor lickle victims. But what was even more ridiculous about it was the Asian family in the episode were from India (it was explicitly stated that they were from Bengal) and they were obviously Hindu in their appearance and habits. Yet all the police and other characters referred to them as ‘Pakistanis’. Most Asian migrants in the late 60s were from India, but any put upon minority on TV now has to be peaceful or Pakistani. What is wrong with calling the characters Indian? I am thinking that – for some mind boggling reason – the TV companies and their woke employees want to airbrush over any antics like terrorism or grooming gangs, and try to promote this mob at every opportunity. Why, I will never fucking know.

Nominated by: Norman