John Oliver is a cunt. This British twat pontificates on his American late night show. He is basically the American James OBrian but has lifted his entire style from Ben Elton. Swap Thatcher for Trump. What a boring cunt. With Trump gone hes going after Tucker Carlson. Look him up. What a wanker.
Nominated by: smugcunt
Today’s dollop of tinfoilhattery comes from a French journalist called Florence de Changy, who is peddling a book about her theory of what happened to the Malaysian airline after it disappeared from radar.
Obviously the US are the bad guys, and she says she came to her conclusion after reporting on the disappearance for several years and has ‘debunked’ all the other explanations, and say that all the countries involved in the ‘fake’ search for the plane after it went missing are colluding in the cover up.
One of those countries is Vietnam, who have a little bit of history with America, which might not make it an enemy, but will probably not want to involve itself in covering up a US military operation that resulted in the deaths of civilians.
de Changy claims the Americans wanted to get their hands on some tech that was poorly labelled on the manifest, and made the airliner disappear from radar by flying an AWACS plane above and below it to blank it from the radar, then ordered it to land. When the pilots refused, MH370 was then shot down.
Far fetched doesn’t come close.
I can’t work out if she is mad, or she is writing this bollocks to make money of cunts who will now believe anything as long as it’s anti authoritarian, or most likely, a bit of both.
Cue lots of ‘expert’ theories by those who gained overnight diplomas in avionics, aerodynamics, satellite positioning and capture data, global tidal behaviour, and a greater understanding of the complex relationships between the governments of all concerned parties.
Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye
It would seem despite a universal distain for this “viewing tax”, we won’t be able to be rid of it until at least 2038!
Apparently its all the government’s fault for not rolling out super-fast broadband quick enough to every corner of the fucking country!
According to the Telegraph article below, the government pledged to deliver full-fibre broadband to every home by 2025, but this was downgraded to 85% of all homes in the same timeframe.
(Pardon the interruption, but why the fuckity fuck would it be the government’s job to provide fibre based broadband to anyone? – NA)
Without broadband, it would difficult to offer subscription TV and thus end the TV licence, according to the article.
Ofcom reckons there are “190,000 homes” that “do not have decent broadband”
This delay goes hand in hand with a recent government announcement that it had “shelved plans” to decriminalise licence fee evasion – despite mounting support!
The article finishes off with a rather smug comment from some BBC cunt saying “We welcome the conclusion that the licence fee is the best way of funding a universal BBC”
Exactly why it should take a further 17 years to reconsider this matter is beyond my scope, especially for what looks like “190,000” homes that don’t have good broadband. And even when 2038 finally comes along its not saying anything will happen because no doubt there will be even more obfuscation.
This government seems shit scared of some “sacred” public services, whether its “save the NHS” during this lockdown circus; or protecting “Aunty BBC” from market forces because the nation loves it!
17 more years to get super-fast broadband online throughout the country (Is this just England or Great Britain as a whole? Because the way things are going on Scotland might well be an independent country by then. Which is convenient if all areas of Scotland end up with broadband thanks to taxpayer’s money from central government in England, and pulling up the “independent” drawbridge shortly afterwards. But that’s another story)
17 more years of this shit; and yet the government wants to abolish new petrol/diesel vehicles, and gas central heating and move us all over to electric by 2030 (less than 9 years), even though the national infrastructure is scarcely in place.
Doesn’t make fucking sense to me!
(Behind a paywall unfortunately)
(This one isn’t – NA)
Nominated by: Technocunt
Ross Greer is a total cunt ! Who’s he ? an SNP cunt that’s thoroughly annoyed that Alex Salmond is running against his turd ridden excuse of a party with another sorry excuse for a party that of course , seeks independence from the rest of the UK . I had the misfortune of seeing the little prick on the news giving it large about how shit Alex Salmond is , Oh to the contrary you little cunt , because you’re talking about a much bigger cunt and unlike you , happens to be (grudgingly) a much cleverer cunt than you . I don’t even know if he was even old enough to vote for the last independence referendum and he’s talking like the all knowing , all conquering , highly experienced MSP that Salmond ACTUALLY is . I’ve never liked Salmond or his politics and i certainly don’t like the accusations that he’s been embroiled in , just to get that straight , but in political terms there’s no contest . It’s a bit like wheeling out a sherman tank to deal with a pram . There seems to be sheer panic about this new Alba party in Scotland and to be fair , it might be the best thing that could happen to the Scottish Conservatives , Oh the irony ……
Nominated by: EVILSCOTSMAN
Seconded by TheBestRevengeIsLivingWell who also provided a link:
Scottish Greens MSP Ross Greer branded the launch a “public meltdown of a disgraced has-been” and said the party’s creation was motivated by a “personal vendetta”.
I want it noted that as a proud Sassenach I have officially helped a Scotsman and therefore want, nay demand, a Nobel Peace Prize!
Fuck off!
Government vaccine desperation is a cunt. Dollar Store vaccines.
Get it now, while stocks last…free pen for anyone willing to take the stuff.
Shortage scare stories are the latest tool in this dogshit government’s armoury to try and get people who dare to question having an experimental drug injected for a virus that you have to be tested to know you have in the first place.
The Evil EU coming over here and grabbing our vaccines, vaccine syringes laid out on the sun loungers that Bosch will get to first.
Come have the vaccine, factory clearance and you will be free…free to wear masks for “the foreseeable future”, free not to see your family and friends, free to do nothing but work, pay for Boris’s flat and Matt’s mates new Bentley.
Nominated by: Spanky Mc Spank
But then there’s this from The Big Chunky Cunty
Domestic Vaccine Passports
Papiere bitte!! Schnell! Schnell!!
Well well. Here we are, at last. The tyranny of the covert ‘conspiracy theory’ finally becomes the overt reality. Satan, aka Blair, has whipped out his rotting putrid black member and demanded Boris bash you across the face with it on April Fools of all days. “Ha! April Fools, you fucking peasant plebs!”.
Despite the repeated denials by MPs, despite the ‘public consultation’ review not having even been concluded by Gove, the glorious leader has now decreed that Brits will in fact have to submit to the most tyrannical intervention in British history if they want their old lives back.
This was always the plan evidently. We also learn stadiums and companies have already been investigating facial recognition systems to tie into this bullshit. How long do you think that has been going on behind the scenes?
This IS coercion to get a vaccination. It is against the Nuremberg code. But the ruling class don’t care. Why would they? They are nazis at heart anyway.
Accept this and our country is actually finished.
…and a late entry from W. C. Boggs
Ugly Lateral Flow Tests
A special fuck everything and everybody, words-fail-me cunting for Boris, the bloody Chinky virus and the BBC in no particular order,
Boris has got a bee in his bonnet again about LFT which are notoriously ineffective, giving both false positives and negatives with alacrity. No guarantee anyone will adhere to the “rules” anyway. Bollocks to the bloody tests.
He wants all of us to have 2 a week. Fuck that for a game of soldiers. Count me out.
Are the government REALLY trying to finish the country off once and for all economically?. Don’t do Dame Keir and his commie poofs work for him.
The BBC, ever anxious to leap on the bandwagon put this photo up overnight:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-56632084
What a revoltingly ugly woman to foist on us in the early hours of a Monday morning.| If they had to do a photo, couldn’t it have been lovely Lisa Nandy in her bra and pants applying the cotton bud.#
Virus, rules, test, track and trace – I aint bovvered.