I’ve just been to Aldi to pick up tea after work.
Big bag of stuff, and I got to the checkout and it’s just one till.
5 others empty, but all the self scan ones open.

Some Boris Karloff looking cunt went behind a checkout

MNC ” are you opening up this checkout?”

BK “No”

MNC ” there’s a massive queue! Will another be opening?”

BK ” No”

MNC ” is there a manager about?”

BK ” I am a manager”

MNC ” then pick this up ”

And I emptied my bag all over the checkout.
Not once did he call me sir or smile.
The squareheaded rude cunt.

Youtube

Nominated by Miserable Northern Cunt.

Oh I can so relate to this cunting Miserable northern cunt, C.A.

now suing the powers to be for head injuries gain whilst playing the game they have been training for for a lifetime because it’s a Welsh tradition, what a bunch of cunts.

Not a rugby fan in all fairness, but I gifted them with more grey matter than some of these fucktard footballers.
However it appears I was wrong, rugby players somehow missed the fact that clanging their heads together with huge force could be bad for your brains, idiots, how can they not know this and furthermore how the fuck can these muppets think that suing for damages after usually wearing nothing more than a band of insulating tape around the head for protection of their fucked up ears, another rugby injury.

So for knuckle dragging rugby players looking for someone to pay for their own stupidity, you are cunts, those stupid looking American footballers wear all that shit for a reason you nuggets….

itv news

Nominated by Fuglyucker.

Feminism was always stupid. It was always destructive.
I like Pearl Davis. She’s so honest. She talks about ‘chicks’ who are 10. Yes rating their beauty AS IMPORTANT in women’s lives. She has no truck with ‘the leader she can be’. No, it’s all back to basics with Pearl. The basic of beauty.
She says of herself she’s a 4 which is brutally honest.
She calls out women who think they’re higher than they really are. Comical pudgy black girl on one shows- ‘I’m a 10’.
But she goes deeper. ‘Body count’. She says it still DOES concern most men how many women his potential wife has slept with. That was dismissed by feminists but really deep down it matters.
There was a girl on another programme. A single mother. A ‘trad’ guy told her the truth that she was way down the list of potential wives for a successful man. She left the studio in tears. She never realised see. That’s because she has been lied to all her life by radical feminism.

Back to Pearl and her ‘truth bombs’. You’re out of the market (for a successful man) at 25. Modern women don’t know how to cook. When a woman becomes CEO of some company ‘they run it into the ground’.

Feminism has been the ruination of women.
Just what comes to mind -is there anything sillier than listening to a ‘career woman’ talking seriously about her work?
Women in the military, police is just daft. We all know that they are for no REAL reason. We’re indulging them.
Equal pay was worth fighting for I suppose. But even that I don’t like.
It unbalanced the family.
Women instead of being empathetic and supportive and nurturing have become hard and hateful.
1 in 3 women have has abortions in the West. One woman on a video saying an unborn child as a ‘parasite’.
Inked up to the eyeballs almost.
Germane you’ve got a lot to answer for.

Youtube

Nominated by Miles Plastic.

First some background:

Back in the ’60s I used to do a bit of hippydom in India but always with a flush toilet. Nothing more toxic than hippy shit. Place to go before it all got fucked up was Goa. Magical vibe, palm trees by the sea, miles of golden sand, open air dining, open air drug use, open air fucking. Not too much clap about then and anti-biotics still worked. It took Mick Jagger to pox me up. Genuine free love courtesy of The Pill you see.

Looking back at the holiday snaps I have to admit that I was a beautiful long haired boy then and the fillies were very obliging. Alas Tempus Fugit, now yours truly is an ancient fat old fuck as are most of the fair fillies that tempted me. Referring back to the topic, there were tribes of feral Chelsea dahling brats of the lower upper classes unleashed by their spaced out parents to celebrate Gaia and get inducted into Life.

Little Tarquins and Cressidas in their tie dye kaftans puking up all over the golden sands abandoned to the communal creche while their parents are away on their Tantric sex workshops and picking up the latest Psychobabble. Then Ralph and Ffiona were ready to party the night away. There were the occasional gang rapes and beach robberies but the most dangerous jasper on the beach was the itinerant ear cleaner who would walk up to hippy cunts sleeping off their Nirvana and stick a small metal spoon in their ears and clean out the earwax for a few Rupees. I fought a few of those cunts off. Legendary ear infections were the result if they got you.
Legendary times but if any Cunter wishes to follow the old hippy trail to South India be warned that India and particularly Delhi is the rape centre of the world – but perhaps that might be an attraction for some of you.

Guardian

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke.

This is old news now but it hasn’t been covered here as far as I can tell.
To cut to the chase, Thurrock council is effectively bankrupt after investing over half a billion into a solar farm owned by a wideboy who used it to buy a bugatti and various other luxuries.
They invested in his business, which seems to have been massively over-valued. Thurrock Council hoped in return for their investment they would receive interest payments worth millions.

This time next year Wodders we’ll be millionaires.

Said solar farm tycoon then wound up his companies with the council facing a £200 million shortfall because of the risky investment.

Who the fuck agreed to sign off on this?

£130 million never actually went anywhere near the company and the spiv sorry tycoon no longer lives in the UK….

mmmmkay…

Of course said wheeler dealer used the proceeds to buy the mandatory bling like a jewel encrusted watch like a premier league footballer would buy.

He might even get away with it.

Not sure who comes off the bigger cunt here but as always it’s the taxpayer who ends up footing the bill.

Metro

Nominated by Harold.