These cunts have spent the last 3 months digging up nearly every road in my village. Constant temporary traffic lights that take forever to fuckibg change. Quite often you will get through one set of lights, turn the corner and be confronted by another set that, that you have to wait another 10 minutes to change. Constant fucking noise of jackhammers and stilhl saws going at every hour of the day. I’ve had enough.

Then to top that off the cunts have spent the last 2 weeks sending round sales reps and posting shit junk mail through the door about how I can ‘supercharge my internet’. Fuck off, I’ve already got broadband and it’s adequate enough for what I want. If I want a new provider I’ll sort it out myself. Needless to say if I ever do change these two cunty companies are already off the list!

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business-live

Nominated by LaughingGravy, link by Jeezum Priest.

A cunting for Wiltshire Council in particular and potholes in general.
I was mildly amused by a report of some old duck who goes around filling potholes with water, floating rubber ducks in it and sending the results to the council, etc, to highlight the local pothole problem.

Well, I say local but the problem is national, unless you live in Fulwood, Sheffield.
I don’t know about anyone else, but South Yorkshire and Derbyshire have been given umptie million £££’s to tackle the problems, but I’ve seen precious little improvement. Lots of new 20mph speed limit signs, and massive potholes.
This lad is a genius, it worked, well done.
Hang your heads in shame, Wiltshire Council, you got cunted good style!

Bbc news

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

A nomination for the geniuses at the MoD for their decision to retire the Hercules transport plane, one of the most versatile transport aircraft ever built.
The Herc’ is a robust plane that can land on rough, short runways which makes it invaluable for getting troops and supplies in or out of difficult areas.

It’s supposed replacement is the Airbus A400 Atlas, which has not shown it can fulfil the same mission profile as the C130 and would be an unnecessary expense when the country should be tightening its belt.

More money from the Tory money tree (they say it belongs to Labour).

Defence Journal

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime.

Well, I’m not sure it’s been done or not, nor whether people give a fuck, but I am fucked off to the point of utter cuntinism. Cunstipated bints and Fultarded know-all yanks who reckon any Bri’ish are retarded for driving on the left.

Well next time you argue with the cunts, here’s a few broadsides you can hit the ignorant cunts with, first and foremost they are so disillusioned with their brilliance of driving on the wrong side of the road they forget simple Math’S’.

India, almost 1 fifth of the worlds population drive on the Left
Pakistan, Japan again huge fucking populations relatively speaking. That’s 3 countries of the 50+ that do the same.

However, do you think I wind my fucking neck in after that? Do I fuck!

Oh and out of interest smooth brained room temperature IQ’d ignoramus what side do ships drive?

‘Ships don’t have a side’ is the smug response, to which I gag and choke and blurt back, they’ve had a side 20x older than your fucking country cunt brain.

Starboard is Starboard and Port is Port. Ships drive on the fucking left like Airplanes do.

‘Airplanes have Port and Starboard to you cunt for fuck sake, are you really that retarded?’.

And so it goes on, but the best look is the look that is given when you explain the reason for driving on the wrong side is because of an oily frog who got beat twice, his cock cut off and kept in a jar at a museum. They look at you blank so i respond you know when you banged on about freedom fries etc etc. They responded ‘Yes’, well you drive on the right because of the fucking French. You then forced the Japs to drive on the right during your occupation of them; because you cant fucking drive. The japs in 1978 said get fucked and changed it back.

Your road signs are adopted by you and you alone, the British went round the world because it was so good.

To add insult to injury I explained not a single one of your fucking sports is in the top ten, yet we have to suffer them in the olympics and now breakdancing. It’s not soccer it’s fucking football as the 8150 million people in the world call it.

Fuck the cunts and their ignorance,

carused

Nominated by getfuckedwokecunts Link by C.A. Please add a link in future save me doing it, a cunting backed up with evidence is a better cunting. C.A.

Some might say he had the right idea! C.A.
Oh yes sirs it will. It doesn’t matter whether it is a Dame starman Labour government or a Risky shithat Tory one. It will be a total cunt. Useless and unfit to fulfil the wishes of even half half the population.

Now I am not being a prognostic soothsayer in making this proclamation but using history from the end of WW2 to the present to make this odds on prediction.

The last great government we had ended with Sir Winston Churchill’s election loss in 1945. Old Winston knew how to run a country without his leadership we would’ve lost to the Hun. He also knew of the dangers posed by Russia the Bear and the peaceful gang. Sadly none of those who have followed him have heeded his warnings.

Clemente Attlee was a terrible wasteful socialist and by increasing wages without productivity and increasing taxes and introducing the NHS (not a bad idea; but run badly from the start, and now a fucking waste of money on an biblical scale).

Churchill had a go at stopping the decline when he returned to office in 1951 but the rot had well and truly set in and he was an old and ill man and failed to achieve his governments manifesto. He was also stabbed in the back by his successors, whom all were tory wets, especially Eden.

Boy was this cunt a cluster fuck the Suez crisis lost Britain a lot of influence around the globe. Side note it would have been far worse without the Queen then a young woman smoothing many an international faux pas.

Three Tory PM’s after Churchill’s second stint in charge were as I say wet upper middle class tory wets. Appeasers.

Then we had the Huddersfield mathematician Wilson. He did try But during his reign the pound halved in value the old pipe smoking cunt had too many cabinet closet communists in his government to ever succeed Foot , Ben two obvious ones.

Heath another upper middle class self anointed one that had us working a three day week and part time electricity. FFS he should have met the miners half way soppy twat.

A brief period of stability then occurred during Mrs T’s turn at the helm. Though even the “Iron Lady” struggled with policy at the start and back stabbers at the end.

Then what the Grey man T Bliar, camacunt Boris, (thought he might have been better, but sadly too stupid not to get caught out on probably the most ridiculous ousting of a PM in all time..

No history shows that without a shadow of doubt that the next British Government will be a cunt.

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Britannica

Nominated by Everyonesacunt.