https://www.aol.co.uk/eddie-izzard-chooses-suzy-another-170014606.html
Yet another cunting for this “hey look at me” effeminate bender who has decided to add the name “Suzy” to his crazy persona:
He still seems to be hankering after a job as a Labour MP and soft as shit (closet tranny?) Starmer will no doubt welcome him with open legs.
This poof sums up all that is wrong with this country. He should be in a mental hospital, not in a constituency.
Nominated by W.C. Boggs.
First of all, apologies tor cunting such low hanging fruit. He is the cunt that keeps on giving, and there seems no end to his cuntishness. However, he has really surpassed himself this time.
I could write hundreds of words about why this is bollocks, but suffice to say, Mr. Lineker will never have to suffer a lack of GP appointments, a 6 hour A&E wait, or not getting his child a school place.
What really gets me is that he will “be spoken to” – while Andrew Bridgen was sacked for saying something similar, but less controversial.
There is a special place in Hell for Mr. Lineker.
Nominated by Lord Cuntingford.
Seems that due to a “cold snap” in Spain and another cold snap in Italy and Morocco, fruit and veg crops have been “devastated!”
To add to this drama, British famers can no longer afford to run greenhouses full of F&V due to the energy and cost-of-living crisis’, as well as being pressured to turn their fields into rewilding and/or vast solar panel arrays.
As a consequence (at time of writing this nom), the major supermarkets are now rationing F&V to its customers, and no doubt prices have risen to reflect this.
It seems that not only does the UK import its oil, coal and gas supplies (and migrants!), when once we did all this ourselves; but now we import 90% of our F&V, when again we used to be more or less totally self-sufficient.
I suppose the Greta Zealots will blame the “extreme weather” on climate change, even though this cold snap happened in the middle of winter. But this is yet another glaring example of Britain not providing for itself and becoming ever-more dependent on foreign imports for almost everything in its ridiculous pursuit of Net Zero!
If there’s a flip side to this news: it means that those smug vegan cunts who want us all to refuse meat and Go Green, will now be wondering how they will cope with only being allowed to buy 2 tomatoes and a lettuce!
Nominated by Technocunt
Racist police dogs.. yes you read that right.
There is a bill in California to ban police dogs from chasing suspects.
Well apparently black and Latino account for two-thirds of use of force cases.
So it obviously a racist pooch that’s at fault.
And even better dogs can trigger blacks because dogs were used to hunt down slaves..
So how long before they trace back Fido’s heritage to find out his great, great granddad worked for the confederacy. Reparations, Reparations.
Nominated by Barry zuckercunt. An additional link by Miserable northern cunt.
As ever, I’m fascinated by the weird and wonderful world of human sexual proclivity.
Not long ago, I cunted a couple from Oz, who’d been charged with bestiality after indulging in an act with a live trout. Well when it comes to the bizarre, it seems that the olde country won’t be outdone.
Step forward one David Lee, who recently appeared before South Tyneside Magistrates’ Court, to be charged with capturing a seagull and shoving his dick into its beak, causing ‘significant suffering’ to the bird.
For fuck’s sake; can you imagine the sheer humiliation resulting in being brought up before the beak on such a charge?.
‘And in the next case, the defendant is charged with performing an act of gross indecency with a seagull. What plea is entered?’.
‘Justin Thursby-Churlish for the defence m’lud. My client pleads not guilty, on the basis of insanity’.
*Spectators in the public gallery fall about*
‘Or-der! Or-der in the court, or I’ll have the gallery cleared!’ *bang bang* ‘Or-der!’.
I mean, you’d have to be insane (or maybe utterly desperate) to put your knob anywhere near one of those vicious flying rats. Those fuckers will eat anything; chances are they’d see it as a tasty snack and have it off before you knew it.
If you ask me, this is just one more example demonstrating that cuntitude does indeed have no boundaries. What a fucking tosser.
Nominated by Ron Knee.