Gavin Esler is due for another cunting.

This week he has been gobbing off, on behalf of the bizarrely named “Change UK”, that Brexiteers are “village idiots” and should be banned from broadcasting their views on television or in the media.

If there’s anything that reveals the mindset of ultra-Remainers it’s this astonishingly arrogant and profoundly elitist comment. If you don’t agree with the liberal elite then you are a sub- human, an untermenschen, a village idiot who should be banned and ignored. This is the mind set of a fascist, not a supposedly “ liberal” , tolerant individual.

Gavin Esler you are an evil cunt. Fuck off.

Nominated by Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

FAIZA SHAHEEN

Who, you might ask? This Asian bint would be mainly known to anyone who watches The Press Review on Sky or Question Time. She has decided she wants to be an MP and is standing in the next general election as Labour candidate against Ian Duncan Smith ( or one of them anyway) for the seat of Chingford. What I can’t stand about this cunt is the way she speaks in Estuary English, particularly where she places a glottal stop on the letter ‘t’ as in to’ally and disappoin’in where the t is not pronounced. The poor dear once got upset when Adam Boulton mocked her diction saying she should be reminded there is a letter t in the alphabet. She of course accuses him of class snobbery and to quote her, she says ‘I’m the daughter of a car mechanic from East London. This is how I speak.’ Now, I come from a working class background but I don’t feel I have to murder the Queen’s English or try to be fuckin trendy when I speak (of course I make an exception when talking to fellow cunters.)
What really shows up this handwringing bedwetter for the fraud she is, is that when she gives a full length interview to someone where her audience changes, the ‘t’s all miraculously appear. (See link). Fuck off you pretentious cunt and go and hide under a burka. p.s Norman Tebbit would have annihala’ ed you in a general election.

Nominated by Bluntspeakingcunt

Mark Zuckerberg.

Quite possible the biggest cunt on the planet and a woefully under-represented cunt on this website. Let me try and reddress that balance.

It takes a special kind of cunt to go from universally loved to universally loathed by the internet tech fraternity at large; but synthetic-faced scumcunt Mark Zuckerberg has managed it, and then some.

Everyday activities for this cunt include spying on people, exercising blatant left-wing bias towards political users, ‘shadowprofiling’ non-users (i.e. building up a profile of non-FB people based on the frequency their phone numbers appear on accessed contacts list of actual FB users), giving a free pass to Islamic terrorists and behading videos, wanking over users’ photos (probably) and losing his company billions in stock value. You know, the usual tech-giant overlord fare.

Such is the cuntitude of both Zuckerberg and FaceBook that even its very own co-founder, Chris Hughes, has gone on record this week saying that FaceBook (and ergo Zuckerberg) are disproportionately powerful in the modern age and need to be broken up. The co-founder said that. Holy fucking dogshit.

Only this week we were reminded of Zuckerberg’s dream for FaceBook to launch a new online currency, to rival Bitcoin and the like. I mean, what could possibly go wrong with a website which spies on its users, assigns them a virtual credit score based on their online activity and shuts down legitimate contrary opinions holding your online savings?

So lets get up close and personal to this fucking autistic gobshite – the man resembles a synthetic lifeform from some Brian Yuzna late-eighties body-schlock horror. Every time I look at Zuckerberg, I’m reminded of the scene in Ridley Scott’s ‘Alien’, where the android, Ash, is just about to go fucking mental and the panning camera reveals that momentary rolled-eyes, vacant, mad expression. So too does Zuckerberg perenially look like he is about to malfunction; as he sips water during congressional hearings with all the grace and elan of an unspeakably abused shop-soiled mannequin.

A behemoth of a cunt responsible for much of the world’s ills related to smartphones, vanity, mental insecurity and the reduction of our youth to superficial gibbering simpletons. This cunt should ideally be stripped of his fortune and banished back to the semen-encrusted college dorm from whence he came.

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back

Maxine Peake is a cunt.
Can often be heard on the radio pushing the governments agenda of fitting smart meters to our homes.I don’t want my energy usage to be spied on so that the companies can profile our usage and then bung up the price when we use it the most.
Stick to your day job of acting and stop taking the 30 pieces of silver for doing the governments dirty work.

Gobshite!

Nominated by Crusty Flaps