Internet memes are cunts, and are celebrated by cunts. For anyone who doesn’t know what a meme is, please fuck off and do some research.

Sorry if anyone here loves a good ‘meme’, but in my humblest, they are usually the preserve of the autistic neckbeard who is at serious risk of developing vibration white finger from repeatedly hammering F5 on their semen-encrusted keyboard for hours on end, desperate to see his forum’s latest incarnation of the weird-haired alien guy with another knockout, low-functioning punchline.

The other type of insufferable, meme-celebrating cunts who ‘take to Twitter’ over any mundane detail whatsoever within their cunt-coated, everyday shit-drek lives. Like two-bob, poundshop Seinfelds, they analyse the mundane and the trivial in excruciating detail, and of course meme them. Asinine situations ideal for memes as follows:

‘When you boil the kettle at work but colleague comes with an empty mug and sees only enough water for you’

or:

‘Worrying that your M&Ms will run out before getting through half of the film’

and of course:

‘Being caught lying on a bed and masturbating with your mother-in-law’s sexy black kitten heels, just before her husband’s funeral and she only has those particular shoes to wear to the service, and you have to attend despite the scandal as you are reading the eulogy, and that feel when you end up sitting across the aisle from her, simultaneously ashamed and aroused, and you don’t know whether your wife’s tears are from grief or from the fact she has found out about your secret MILF-shoe fetish’

It is admittedly awful when that last one happens.

But yah! We can all identify with the same truly insignificant details of our shit lives and make a shitty caption about it, thereby making ourselves ironically feel special by being the first person to put into words such trite observations.

Fuck Twitter, and truly fuck sites like Reddit and 4Chan which like to see themselves as the internet kingmakers for these abysmal, IQ-reducing memes.

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back

Kevin Maguire is a hypocritical cunt-tard of the highest order.
This cunt is the editor of the Daily Mirror, on the paper reviews on sly news and an ardent Labour champagne socialist self-righteous authoritarian twat.

He claims to be working class but apart from the northern accent he’s as middle class as you can get.

When Anna Sourbry was accosted by the twats outside parliament he said:
“Intimidation by far right mob outside parliament will escalate into violence unless the police step in.”

I agree.

But what did he say when some far leftist protester threw a milkshake over Tommy Robinson on his MEP campaign?

“Anybody know if the brave milkshake man that refused to be intimidated by goading far right thugy extremist and his heavies is ok? Love to buy him a replacement drink.”

Firstly, if you look at the video evidence from the day, the goading was all done by the “brave milkshake man” who went to the event purely to cause trouble. He was seen numerous times flipping the bird, yelling bloody murder and kicking off.
The police didn’t arrest him.

Sargon of akkad has been assaulted with milkshakes, fish and horse shit – successfully and unsuccessfully – a number of times in the last few days. All encouraged by the media and political luvvies.
Even the MP Johnny Mercer and the South Wales police have given their support to assaulting political candidates that they disagree with.

Then Nigel Farage was milkshaked….

“This has to stop. It’s going to end in violence.” Says Kevin.

You don’t fucking say, cunt.
There is only one way that this ridiculous, childish “milkshake challenge” bollocks is going to go.
Escalation.
Eventually some cunt is going to get bored of milkshakes and try to make a name for themselves by actually causing bodily harm to someone.
Or, just as disgraceful, someone on the right is going to take revenge and smash some cunt with a brick or worse. I know I’m tempted, but unlike the far left, I have principles and morals. I believe that someone having a different opinion to me is not an excuse for violence.

Kevin Maguire and his ilk are typical hypocrites, denouncing political violence and intimidation whilst simultaneously promoting it against anyone that doesn’t tow their line.

Fuck Kevin Maguire and all his sort…

Cunts to a man. Or woman. Or …. whateverthefuck.

Nominated by Deploy the Sausage