Who the fuck is Tom Bateman?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49162256

I have had as much as I can stand from the loony logic left brigade. What sort of a cunt complains about the Royal Marines, that thin professional line which stops the country from turning into a smoking ruin?

How many ships has Tom Bateman, the professional ship detainer, detained?

And frankly why is he complaining that they were quick and efficient at securing the vessel? ‘Scuse me cuntface Bateman what do you think the correct means is to secure the ship? I’m waiting…..apart from your comment that using helicopters is dangerous. Should we sand all the sharp metal surfaces? Clean the kitchen before we start, or not drop oily diarrhoea as it is a trip and fall hazard? Just ask the crew if they don’t mind not shooting at me while I’m just seizing your vessel ’cause you’re doing loads of fucking illegal shit?

This is all just the thin end of a fat PC wedge that Tony fucking Blair started, to keep his horrid fat clown in beans.

How many of the poor marines have been shot or shot at by hiding lowlifes? Please answer that question Bateman, you fucking lump of pus filled flap discharge.

So now I’ve put it into context – the ‘illegal maritime act’ – what has Tom Bateman, the almighty cunt faced twat, now got to say?

It would it have been a better headline if…….

Three marines killed in ship seizure by applying loony left logic? Is that what you want, Bateman, you grimy, slippy fist?

I think that the Royal Marines have a little bit more training than Bateman, and its great they are so revered and the World is shit scared when they’re involved. I honestly don’t think consulting the ship’s Captain or the entirety of the treacherous BBC would bear a single useful, military relevant comment. Out of your depth and out of your league, you fucking fat libtard. Leave important stuff to the people with nut sacks the right size for the job.

Next time you want to emasculate the armed forces with your (and I use this term loosely) ‘journalism’, think before you write an ample load of tosh, that I wouldn’t scrape out of your herpes ridden shit pipe if it was trapped in there with 25000 carats of diamonds, you useless, whinging, lefty, double-faced cunt arsed, minge of a scribbler.

CUNT

Nominated by Dingly

I keep seeing adverts (on the ‘advert free’ BBC, cunts) for this sack of pus and they now appear to have either Trace or San from Fat Slags involved as a ‘Dragon’. The thing that really super heats the urinary tract about this is the way that the ‘uniquely funded’ BBCunts pay these already massively loaded Knob cheeses a fee, as well as offer them the opportunity to buy into the occasional good idea at ridiculously preferential terms, and then rip the arse out of the idea to add to their already over inflated bank balances and egos. Meanwhile the originator of the idea is working his arse off 24/7 for comparatively fuck all.

Isn’t Socialism great?
Cunts.
Fuck ‘em all.

Nominated by Kunte Kunty

I think it’s time Modern Entertainment got a cunting.

I’ve seen a lot of properties in film and television that I grew up with vandalised by lunatics through social media and within the industry.

What we see is not just political pandering to a tiny audience of terminally miserable puritans who don’t even watch these programmes, but a general plummeting of quality in the art of film making and screenwriting. Every film is now made without much thought to telling an engaging story and creating memorable characters. The standard seems to follow brainless, crude Michael Bay CGI vapidity, or the emptiness of the ‘Mystery box’ approach of J.J. Abrams and his acolytes such as Damon Lindelof and Alex Kurtzman.
None of these worthless hack cunts can write anything worth a damn, all would benefit from a basic book on screenwriting or story structure and all seem to believe snappy, pop-savvy dialogue is a substitute for character development.
I believe the nadir was reached by the baffling and rushed conclusion to ‘Game of Thrones’, as well the execrable ‘Star Trek: Discovery’, but we can see this general disregard for the material and audiences across the board, with unanimously ‘progressive’ journalists, writers and producers calling the critics of this garbage ‘toxic’ as if the criticism is based on some prejudice towards race or gender. It’s a disgusting ad hominem and straw man which only serves to alienate the audience further and seems to be occurring on all fronts: film, TV, games and the comics industry. To compound the problem, any legitimate criticism results in febrile mob activism through social media, and eventual bans over nothing, with Twitter and Facebook using cowardly and dishonest criteria to stop any opinions the corporate media find ‘problematic’ from gaining wide audiences. It’s easier to simply blanket label any legitimate criticism of poor products as ‘bigotry’ and double down rather than confront the points raised. These pathetic platforms reinforce infantile emotional thinking and narcissistic virtue signalling as the acceptable standard of discussion. They are effectively children’s sites.

Isn’t it strange that what was once derided as fan fiction has now turned into a parallel of the corporate media, producing fan-funded, fan-made films using professional actors, as well as downloadable audio dramas and web comics?

Expect this to continue and accelerate as Hollywood and other outlets of entertainment continue to ignore and demonise their own audiences for daring to criticise their output.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime

Rubber-tongued cuuuuunt Jamie Oliver…again.

Swears blind that his restos would still be open if he’d “done posh.” Stupid arse. They’d have been blown out of the water by any “posh” restos serving half-decent food.

Back to square one. Oliver is a rubber-tongued cuuuuunt, and a failure whose mor restos served overpriced, shite food.

Nominated by HBelindaHubbard

A fat lipped cunting for beta male, school dinner ruining, TV chef, Jamie Oliver.

As members of ISAC will be fully aware, the little pricks restaurant business went to fuck recently. But what was the reasoning for this collapse? Was it because it’s overpriced, fancy, bullshit? Or maybe because the owner is a massive twat, sticking his oar in to issues that don’t concern him? Well no apparently, the reason, as put across by lispy here, is obviously Brexit. He says because of brexit people aren’t eating out as much any more, which inevitably ruined his empire.

First off, brexit hasn’t happened, so as we have learned in the past, cannot and should not be blamed for anything. If you’d said, MPs dilly dallying over what to do, which has caused huge economic instability has ruined my business, I’d support that notion. Although that said, Nandos still exists, McDonald’s, Pizza Hut, Bella Italia……..and a lot of other crappy chain restaurants have survived perfectly fine. So it would appear that your restaurants were just shit.

He also said the collapse, “ruined his birthday”. Poor lamb. The cunt managed to get a two part program on BBC radio 4 celebrating 20 years of the hell we’ve all had to endure that is is TV career though, so must have cheered him up some knowing he lost BBC radio 4 a large portion of listeners for two days.

Finally, 1000 people lost their jobs when Jamie’s restaurants closed, but fear not, those people can rest easy knowing that even though they might be on the breadline now, Jamie is ok, he recently bought a 70 acre estate in Essex for £6 million. Must be comforting for them.

Nominated by elboobio

I’d like to nominate shoe shops, because even when I try to put on a pair of size 8’s, I find that the laces are done up so tight, I can’t get my feet in them.

Even after I’ve loosened them, it’s the same problem. I asked a female assistant if she could give me a shoe horn, she looked at me like I was a perv.

Nominated by Mystic Maven