Emergency cunting for Extinction Rebellion: the rahs that be have got the judiciary to agree that they were unlawfully arrested. Now I’m no expert but I know that if I decided that peacefully protesting involved any of the following I would be arrested but because my name isn’t Rupert Holier-thanthou and I don’t worship St Greta.

– camping in my local park for 8 days causing noise, mess and idiocy
– gluing myself to the road outside Liverpool Street Station and blocking the pavement
– stopping public transport
– handing out patronising I’m sorry leaflets outside the nearest tube

and these are just the ways in which I have been personally affected. I am ABSOLUTELY sick of the cunts.

Nominated by IfuckinghateXR

Thin end of the fucking wedge. Now the judiciary have basically given them carte blanche to carry out their juvenile student rag day antics they’ll just get bigger and more frequent.

I CANNOT wait for the day I actually come across one of these fuckers in person trying to stop me going about my business, watch out for me on the news…. especially if it’s one of those where the crusty wankers descend on a restaurant and start throwing the fake blood around while berating people for eating meat.

Nominated by Cuntan the Cuntarian

The Grenfell tower inquiry.

What a load of cuntish bollox this is.
We know what happened, and yet, like the Hillsborough Stadium deaths, people trying for a payout are desperate to blame faultless emergency services.

In this case the Fire Brigade who I have the utmost respect for.
That cunt Doreen Lawrence even accused them of being racist.
“Had that been a block full of white people, they’d have done everything to get them out as fast as possible and make sure that they did what they needed to do”.

Well listen here Lawrence, the fire brigade aren’t racist, but I wish the fucking lot of them had gone up in smoke.

Nominated by Duke of Cuntshire

A head in the hands, ‘oh for fuck’s sake’ cunting for the Town Council of Bideford, Devon.
In 1855, author Charles Kingsley dubbed Bideford ‘The Little White Town’, due to the number of white buildings in the locality. Now the council has decided to change ‘welcome’ road sign bearing the description because of complaints that they’re (get this) racist.
A survey on the issue showed 31% in favour of the change, with 69% against. So; in spite of the fact that (a) it’s blindingly clear that the description derives from buildings and (b) the majority of opinion was against the change, the knock-kneed fuckers on the council went ahead anyway, in order to appease a few snowflakes who take offence on behalf of others.
In a decision demonstrating a magnificent ability on the part of the council to split hairs, signs will now read ‘Charles Kingley’s “Little White Town” (1855)’. As far as I can see, this is a difference that makes absolutely no difference. The perpetually offended will still get the hump, and it will only serve to encourage the deranged cunts to persist in the pursuit of their ludicrous SJW agenda.
In further developments, Blackpool is changing its name to Neutraltonepool, and henceforth, Redbridge will be known as Rainbowbridge. Okay, I made the last bit up of course, but I wouldn’t put it past some cunt to demand it. It’s only a matter of time.

Nominated by Ron Knee

STOWAWAYS:

Am I the only cunt not shedding tears over a lorryload of dead Vietnamese asylum seekers in Essex this week?. I have to report that Sugartits and Granny Grieve are VERY worried since it ties in with their remoaning, but please:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-50197691

The clergy in Vietnam are shedding tears, the “people” are shedding tears – however take away the maudlin stance and it appears they (including the padre’) were all in collusion with the fuckwits.

Last evening on the Wireless 4 news they explained “how poor” these cunts were – yes, so poor they could find them £30,000 each for their fare. What poor person in Britain could lay their hands on a sum of that sort in a hurry?. If some kidnapper took Mrs Boggs and demanded £30,000 for her safe return they would have to keep her – I wouldn’t pay that sort of money to get her back.

These people found the money by some means and agreed to hide in the back of a lorry, or as in other cases a rubber boat, and however thick as pig shit they were they must have known they were entering into a dishonest and illegal transaction.

I might be a harsh bastard but we all know this sort of shit goes down every day. Perhaps if a few more of the bleeders perished it might make some of the devious cunts think twice about it.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs