Highways Agency

A traffic-jam-causing, wish-I-was-a-copper-cunting for this shower of shite, please.

Whether they’re sat on their arses in the office, placing 50MPH speed limits on the motorway for absolutely no apparent reason, to the cunts that sit at 60MPH on the motorway in their 4×4’s pretending their traffic police, dreaming that they’re in an episode of ‘Road Wars, with all manner of dull cunts not overtaking them as they can’t differentiate between them and the real police. I, personally, take great delight in roaring past them knowing full well that they’re chomping at the bit to have the powers to do something about it, but have as much authority as the WRVS – read their blogs or websites!! When they cone off lanes on the motorway at an incident I attend in my role as a NHS Big Yellow Taxi Driver, they try to tell me where to park the ambulance, sometimes. I take great delight in ignoring them.

They’re the traffic equivalent of a PCSO, or ‘CHIMP’, as some in the police call them – Completely Hopeless In Most Policing Situations – a waste of space. Put the money spent on these cunts and put it back into the Roads Traffic Policing Units. They even have their own fucking series!!! Who commissioned that unadulterated shite? Drama as they sit with a woman who has a flat tyre!!! Gasp in admiration as they stand, brooms at the ready, to sweep up after an RTC, after the REAL Emergency Services have fucked off for tea and medals.

Fuck me ragged…..

Nominated by DCI Gene Cunt

Climate Fear

I would like to nominate the Global Elite’s next big “on-boarding” vehicle (for weak minded leftist imbeciles) of “climate fear” for a cunting.

Racism no longer holds any water for suppressing conservative views because it has been so misused and overused by every leftist faction, that it is now happily ignored and even mocked by centre-right observers.

The latest suppression vehicle by the elites is “climate fear” and we should all be shitting ourselves that the world will end tomorrow and that anyone who goes against this new make-believe narrative should be doxed, unpersoned and deplatformed just as (wrongly) perceived “waycists” were over the last five years.

Moreover, they don’t drag out Al (private jet) Gore to promote their bullshit, no, they drag out a sixteen-year-old girl (with mental issues) – who looks like a ten-year-old boy – to purvey their sanctimonious message to the digital sheep masses.

“Oh look, he’s being nasty to Greta! Quick, dox the fucker!” – before they can speak any more truth.

However, the very dark underlying sentiment is one of anti-old people.

Mass migration fucks countries, both economically and infrastructurally and yet the Global Elite (and their collaborators) will have nothing said against it because THAT is their master-plan: replace free thinking, generally independent westerners, with easily controllable, state dependent cockroaches.

So whenever you hear NHS, housing, even the roads (FFS!), it is always because old people are living longer, or – to put it in a way that frames their sinister agenda more accurately – old people are not dying quickly enough.

Combine this with AL-BEEB “comedy” vehicles such as “Dangerous Visions” which mirthfully covers the notion of voluntary euthanasia to solve the population/resource problem, to chip away at the taboo subject, until it is sanitised, and then eventually cried for (by the rabid left), and Brave New World is just around the corner.

Whenever I see that Spock-headed Lucas, or Greta “the untouchable” Thunderberk on TV, crying about climate, why won’t the lamestream media challenge them on mass migration (to the west) and overpopulation across the 3rd world?

History has taught us that any populace unable to provide for itself, eventually dies out, or is reduced until it reaches sustainability. We have to stop being the “white saviours” who exacerbate this problem – isn’t that right David Lammy!

Climate change – and ergo resourcing – has nothing to do with old people living longer, and everything to do with 10 million new souls entering our nation since 1997!

And if they want to sanitise voluntary euthanasia across the west, then I say this: after YOU George Soros!

Cunts!

Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt!

Spiders

I want to nominate Spiders!

It’s that time of year again when these big, hairy, eight-legged, multi-eyed, devious cunts start to look for warmer areas to shack up in time for the cold winter months…and those particular areas are the rooms in your abode!

Already I have had to kick out about ten massive fucking house spiders from my bedrooms and living rooms, but those are the ones I know about purely because you can’t miss the fat cunts hanging off of your walls or curtains. But for every one you see and eject, there’s probably another three or four that evade your watchful gaze and hide in places you least suspect.

And of course there was a time when you only had a handful of indigenous spiders to contend with in the UK (most of them relatively harmless). But now we seemingly have open borders from around the globe with more or less every spider under the sun has managed to scurry its way into this country in a lorry, boat or hanging on the underside of a Eurostar train (sound familiar?)

So when you see a spider these days you can never be sure if its safe or dangerous. So instead you just kick the shit out of it just to be sure. But they keep on coming in, invading your home, making you feel uneasy of a night time as you wait for the dark hairy cunt to stab you with its massive fangs!

No doubt the libtards will decree it will be a hate crime if you diss spiders, especially transgender dark key, lezzer spiders with Aspergers!

Creepy cunts!

Nominated by Technocunt

Sam Smith (2)

Sam Smith is a huge cunt.

It seems that the singing nonentity that is Sam Smith has decided that he should be referred to as ‘They’ not him. This is because he identifies as non-binary, (that deserves a separate and massive cunting). My old mind boggles at the seriousness that these twats take themselves, after all he’s just a useless singer churning out pained and dreary songs for other repressed queens, bi’s, lesbo’s or whatever you are and stick your cock/tongue into. Just stop trying to go against nature. You are a bloke, albeit a weak specimen, but you are a bloke.

What a cunt. Should have stuck to making beer.

Nominated by Bertram Cuntatious DCO

A nomination for Sam Smith, never actually heard of this cunt before, but saw this on t’internet: Non-binary singer Sam Smith wants to be referred to as ‘they’ not ‘he’. According to The Sun, Smith has reportedly requested friends and family use they/them pronouns instead of he/him when referring to the singer.

By way of illustration of the star’s preference, the ‘Stay with me’ singer thanked Hits Radio presenter James Barr for referring to the star as ‘they’ on Twitter. “Just interviewed @samsmith and they sounded so happy and free and more themselves than ever,” Barr tweeted. “It’s made me feel like the world is a good place again.” Smith replied: “You’re one of the first people to use these pronouns with me. Thank you. That feels really beautiful.”

Earlier this year Smith revealed they now identify as non-binary saying they feel “like a woman sometimes” and has considered having a sex change. During an interview with Jameela Jamil on Instagram TV, the British singer spoke about listening to conversations about being non-binary and realising that is how they identify. “When I saw the word ‘non-binary’, ‘genderqueer’, and I read into it, and I heard these people speaking I was like, ‘F***, that is me’,” they told the presenter. “I’m not male or female, I think I flow somewhere in between. It’s all on the spectrum,” they continued. Smith said they had always resented being “feminine in many ways” and describes being non-binary as being “your own special creation”.

Well as far as the contributors to ISAC are concerned, it describes you as being a cunt, and that’s a totally binary opinion. So fuck off you attention seeking non-entity.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Nigerian NHS Health Tourist ‘Priscilla’

Nigerian Priscilla…

Apparently this utter cunt rocked up to Heathrow three years ago about to calve a sprog. She was treated by OUR NHS and racked up a bill of £500,000. They are still chasing this contemptible bastard; obviously the country will never see a penny. I understand the NHS is chasing £150m in unpaid medical bill run up by foreigners. I’m at some point going to need a hip replacement and I can guarantee I’ll have to wait ages.

Should have let her calve on Heathrow’s floor then booted the twat straight back to the shit hole she comes from.

Nominated by Bertram Cuntatious DCO