A traffic-jam-causing, wish-I-was-a-copper-cunting for this shower of shite, please.
Whether they’re sat on their arses in the office, placing 50MPH speed limits on the motorway for absolutely no apparent reason, to the cunts that sit at 60MPH on the motorway in their 4×4’s pretending their traffic police, dreaming that they’re in an episode of ‘Road Wars, with all manner of dull cunts not overtaking them as they can’t differentiate between them and the real police. I, personally, take great delight in roaring past them knowing full well that they’re chomping at the bit to have the powers to do something about it, but have as much authority as the WRVS – read their blogs or websites!! When they cone off lanes on the motorway at an incident I attend in my role as a NHS Big Yellow Taxi Driver, they try to tell me where to park the ambulance, sometimes. I take great delight in ignoring them.
They’re the traffic equivalent of a PCSO, or ‘CHIMP’, as some in the police call them – Completely Hopeless In Most Policing Situations – a waste of space. Put the money spent on these cunts and put it back into the Roads Traffic Policing Units. They even have their own fucking series!!! Who commissioned that unadulterated shite? Drama as they sit with a woman who has a flat tyre!!! Gasp in admiration as they stand, brooms at the ready, to sweep up after an RTC, after the REAL Emergency Services have fucked off for tea and medals.
Fuck me ragged…..
Nominated by DCI Gene Cunt



