A ‘Keep left, you cunt’ cunting for cunts with no lane sense, if you please. What is their thought process? Do they think they use less fuel in lane 2/3? Is it a smoother ride? I have absolutely no idea and I’d personally like to shoot the thick, selfish cunts. The cunts have to be given a ‘polite’ reminder with the bull-horn to pull over when I come up behind their sorry arses when I’m on blue-lights and sirens. The cunts expect ME to undertake them rather than pulling over. Doesn’t work like that, you cunt. An empty fucking motorway and you have some absolute festering cunt sat, like a cunt in lane 2. I’ve just returned from France. Say what you like about the garlic-eating surrender monkeys, but their lane sense is superb. I say, fine these cunts a grand a mile they’re in the wrong lane and ban them for a year.

Nominated by DCI Gene Cunt

Disgusting foodie cunts who are up in arms by foie gras bans.

While foie gras can be produced by natural feeding, in France it must be made by a process known as gavage in which ducks and geese are force-fed corn through a tube. The force-feeding occurs for about two weeks after the animals reach maturity. The practice is banned in some countries.

Geese are cruelly violated by the production of this poncy, foody shite. No fucker needs to eat this. The production is disgusting and makes a mockery of EU animal welfare regulations.
The pretentious cunts who regard this practice as acceptable disgust me.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

I am going to cunt the Irish Question.

Firstly a little background info ex HMF and living with a an Irish failed Catholic 1st generation.
Now Ireland like Kurdistan has been abused by enemy’s of the UK, Kraiser bill ran guns to them during the first world war, Hitler did pretty much the same to the independent Ireland during world war two.
Now we have this shit going on, Ireland failed, I am sorry but that fact, when collins asked for the support of the British army to quell any opposition after the uprising he admitted the division and failure.
Now again the border is an issue, the eu insists that we should put in measures contra to the good Friday agreement (a thing that I do not like).
Now why should we do this on their insistence?
It would seem that the boggy man of the eu on Ireland is the recommencement of civil (its not trust me) war.
Factually I have worked with both sides of the border and the south hierarchy are happy without the prod problem, on the north well things have changed, drastically changed (in the 90s things “turned around”).
The loyalist paramilitary’s now out gun the IRA, NIRA, and PIRA with the opening of the once closed eastern European market they are armed to fuck.
I dont say this as a threat, fact is when I was knocking round in the Balkans IRA buyers were popping up because their freebies were stopped, The UDA had lets say more financial fire power.
This is going to be interesting and currently the EU is going to start the fire

Nominated by lord benny

Lily Allen.

Here we go again cunters, our favorite mongs opened her trap before engaging her tiny brain:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7676151/Lily-Allen-insists-nation-STOP-singing-Rule-Britannia-wake-Remembrance-Day.html

Stop singing rule Britannia? Fuck off you dozy fucking tart. I thought you had given us a break and fucked off to America?

Do us all a favour Lily…FUCK RIGHT OFF!!!

CUNT

Nominated by CuntyMort

This puke inducing fucking gay Skeletor lookalike cunt was on Peston tonight desperately trying to sound relevant but was stuck on the end for good reason……nobody was interested in what he had to say.

All he could do was bleat at Jeremy Hunt how the Tories will spend £500 million a week more on drugs for the NHS if we did a trade deal with the USA, well make your mind up CUNT. Either they spend too much on the NHS or too little ????? Dumb Labour Fuckwit !!!

Nominated by DavroSpunk