Katie Price

What a fucking slag this bird is.

I hear she got her latest round of plastic surgery for free, presumably because of the massive publicity for the Turkish butchers who can soon expect dozens of other British scrubbers to be flying out there to pay through the nose to become overnight slebs.

However they will get their money back when Katie has to have the inevitable fanny tightening operation. That will be a long and expensive job…….. the worlds leading fanny tightening experts will be there with their scaffolding and tunnel supports. How exciting!

I wonder which channel it will be on?

Nominated by Freddie the Frog

Carole Malone

Carole Malone…. she has a page, but that is closed and I think she deserves more recognition.

She is a fat, loud mouthed, northern cunt has-been, Fleet Street hack. She is an excellent example of a cunt that loves the sound of her own voice. She seems to have a regular booking on that other cunt Jeremy Vine’s show and sits in the nominated cunt seat. This seat is reserved for has-been hacks who just spout bollocks over the top of everyone else. Her hair looks like she has slept on a park bench …and that’s after the make up department have worked on it for an hour. The cunt has a voice like a fucking nutmeg grater and you can still hear her after you have switched your TV off. She has been nominated as my ‘Cunt of the Week’ every week and the other day she was wearing a top that looked like she had spilt her breakfast down.

Nominated by Nichola

“Sir” Oliver Letwin (Retiring MP)

A one-nation cunting please for this obsequious old arsewipe, who, despite being a Conservative and well rewarded by his party, has turned on it and combined with cross party Remainer bleeders to prevent an election:-

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2019/09/12/cross-party-alliance-will-block-election-brexit-resolved-warns/

What a shame his constituents re-elected him after the vacuous old cunt allegedly dumped confidential government papers in waste paper bins in London parks, because he was too fucking lazy to deal with them properly.

What an arsehole!

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Firstly – Long time reader first time ’cunter’ so do I hope that I do justice with my first attempt. Anyway, I was quite astonished to note that Oliver Letwin has been overlooked somewhat.

I was reading with interest that Mr Letwin (anyone who egregiously undermines the sovereignty of this country surely cannot continue as a knight of the realm?) has intimated that the CROSS-party alliance of rebel MPs will thwart Boris Johnson’s plan to hold a general election before Brexit has been resolved, or in other words, thwart the legitimate and democratic decision taken by the majority of the Country.

Whilst looks can be deceiving, Mr Letwin is not daft. He realises that as an MP of a leave constituency who has deceived his constituents in the most ignominious fashion, he will be unceremoniously ousted. So before he no doubt returns to his former directorship at Rothschilds, he and the repulsive former attorney general are trying to do as much damage as they can knowing they have nothing to lose; they don’t. Mr Letwin has shamed himself, his office as MP, has cheated and most importantly has sold his honour for notoriety. He is the EU manifested in flesh and bone and stands for everything that the 17.4M voted against.

He talks about the government having no mandate for a no deal, yet is preventing an election and a mandate for Brexit, whilst having no mandate himself.

I am tempted to say that he can’t have it both ways but judging by the look of him you wouldn’t be surprised. He is a calamitous, cretinous, contemptible, cheap, conceited charade personified, but most of all he is a fucking cunt.

Nominated by Joe-a-quim-cleenex

Conor McGregor (2)

I’d like to nominate Conor McGregor.

I dont really watch MMA. I know a few people who do and couple of those who have competed in televised fights, but they were decent chaps. I cant be bothered with the UFC rubbish though. The ‘trash talking ‘ and pantomime is just a load of handbag swinging to fire-up an audience of Jack the lads who work in offices.

The prat who typifies this most of all is Conor McGregor. He comes across as obnoxious and arrogant. Many of his fans say it’s all an act, to which I reply ‘is he a fucking actor or a fighter?’

It now seems the nastiness is genuine, after sucker punching an old bloke in a pub after the man refused to drink McGregor’s branded whiskey. McGregor’s response was to wait until the old man’s head was turned and to punch the side of it. What a fucking baby and a coward.

Many have pointed out how the punch looked like it barely phased the victim, but it’s quite clear the best place for this idiotic thug is behind bars.

No doubt scores of vain twats who wear tattoo sleeves and their baseball caps backwards, and relentlessly post selfies to instacunt will maintain that the old man shouldn’t have disrespected McGregor, but they are borderline mongs themselves, dressing like twelve year-old boys. They are wrapped up in the vacuous existence exemplified by McGregor, mediocre morons endlessly promoting themselves and their disgusting ‘skank-ho’ Kardashian-clone cunts of girlfriends.

I hope to God they all succumb to thermonuclear variant of AIDS, except McGregor is first mauled by a mobility scooter.

What a fokkin’ cont.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime

Office for National Statistics

While most of us are living in the world of waiting ages at the doctors, dentists and paying for our prescriptions without hearing an English voice, while thousands can’t get their sprog into the expected local primary, while thousands have had their wages slashed or lost their jobs to EU migrants, the govt has been telling us that migration from the EU has a positive impact on the UK and the numbers coming are not that large…look the statistics tell us this. But wait a minute! The ONS has now decided that its figures on migration are just experimental and have no actual relationship to the facts. They have totally underestimated the real number of EU migrants legally coming to the UK and therefore, by simple deduction, the actual impact of this migration on the UK.

What a total bunch of cunts. Not even the BBC can run from this one.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49420730

I keep trying to tell those who voted Remain why they lost. It’s not Cambridge Analytica, it’s not racism, it’s just that people’s basic standard of living has been fucked over by the decision to expand the EU, the introduction of the Euro and the fucking bankers and they have had enough.

Nominated by Cuntsince1066