Jo Swinson (3)

This deluded Limp Dump actually believes that she can be the next Prime Minister. After all, she’d only need the biggest swing in British political history so it should be a doddle.

And yesterday it became even easier when her useless party voted to revoke Article 50, thus removing the ‘Democrats’ bit from the party’s name by defying the biggest democratic vote this country has ever seen.

So this is how it is Jo : 17.4 million people ain’t going to vote for you and we all know that you can promise anything you like when when you’ve got no chance of having to put it into practice.

Yes, Jo Swinson is a cunt – and a deluded, opportunistic, anti-democratic cunt to boot…

Nominated by Dioclese

Advertising Standards Authority (2)

The Advertising standards authority. These cunty cunts are getting too big for their boots. Just on the news that the have banned the e-Golf ad because of the hurt it could cause by gender stereotyping! IT HAD THREE COMPLAINTS!

What a bunch of total cunts.

Nominated by Waft

I Would like to nominate the ASA, the over the top PC cunts who are the advertising standards agency.

They have made the news by banning two adverts. One is for Philadelphia cheese, its the one where two blokes are in a restaurant and one puts a baby on a rotating food bar while chatting to his mate, this one received a ‘huge’ number of complaints, around 120 -Banned for gender stereotyping.

The second is for the e-Golf, this one had a massive THREE complaints. It shows a woman sleeping in a tent and a guy in a zero gravity eating an apple, a para athlete doing the long jump and ends with the Golf going past a woman sitting on a bench next to a pram – Banned for gender stereotyping.

What the fuck is going on? The standards agency justify the bans because of the potential of the adverts to do harm.
We are living in a limp dick world full of limp fucking dicks!

Nominated by sick of it

Social Media ‘Influencers’

Social Meeja ‘Influencers’ are all complete cunts.

Akin to vloggers, these are attention seeking, vacuous little twerps with verbal diarrhoea, who film themselves talking bollocks all day, everyday.

The gist of it is they are paid by companies to try to get followers to buy their shit.

I prefer the term ‘Shill’ because that’s what they are.
I call a spade a spade and I call a cunt a cunt.

The old adage of an empty vessel making the most noise still rings true.

I’m probably a cunt myself for looking at Spew-Tube and Kuntstagram in the first place.
The only thing they influence me to do is switch off my phone and do something more productive.

Nominated by Harold Steptoe

David Cameron (25)

DAVID CAMERON (FAILED EX MP and PM):-

A hog roast with apple sauce and all the trimmings please for the old Pigfucker himself, who has, after all these years, finished his book (I wonder what colour crayon he used?) and prior to it’s release (and don’t worry you will be able to pick it up in Poundland for 50p in the post christmas sale), he has been interviewed by the BBC and other news outlets:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49690618

It seems he thinks Boris and Gove acted “appallingly” and that Penny Mordant was “wrong” to suggest wealthy people didn’t understand concerns about immigration – and after all he should know, considering he is such a pauper himself. I think he proved her point in that glib comment. The trouble with Cameron and all the other would be SJWs is that they never travel on public transport, or visit NHS premises, and probably the only “immigrants” he and his pork fetishists in Chipping (is it Norton) is the occasional upstart incomer from the Cotswolds.

Of course, he regrets the referendum, as does his snooty friends … and how dare Boris sack the mutinous cunts.

Every political career ends in failure, Dave.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

David Cameron is deserving of a nomination. In fact, I’m nominating him for cunt of the year.

Call Me Dave has a book to flog, so he’s come swinging, with attacks on Boris and Gove, and telling us all how worried he is about the UK leaving the EU. Probably shouldn’t have called that referendum then, huh, Dave? You remember that don’t you? The one you called after you tried to con the British public into believing you’d tried to renegotiate Britain’s membership of the insidious EU? The referendum you lost, and then threw a tantrum over and resigned as PM? That referendum.

Of course, Call Me Dave only called the referendum because, arrogant toff that he is, he completely misjudged the mood of the people and didn’t for one second believe that we’d vote to get out of the EU. I would love to have seen his face when he was told the news that Friday morning. “What what? The peasants have voted to leave the EU? How dare they? Mater, Mater, the damned peasants have revolted. Of course, he might have gotten a few more people on side, if he hadn’t stated at the start of the ‘renegotiations’ that he didn’t actually want to renegotiate our membership. Kind of shot himself in both feet with that statement. And let’s not forget, it was Cameron’s cowardice when he resigned that landed us with Treason May, the WORST PM this country has ever known.

He even called Gove a wanker which, to be fair, is true. Still, I’d rather be a wanker than a pig fucker. At least wanking is normal. As for appalling behaviour, that would be the majority of MP’s, who for the past three years, have gone out of their to subvert the democratic will of the people, and are now accusing Boris of staging a coup when prorogued parliament. Clearly, none of them own a dictionary that contains the word ‘hypocrite’. Especially that arrogant weasel who infests the Speaker’s chair. Dave, keep your ‘memoirs’ and go back into obscurity. The political mess of the last three years, is YOUR fault. You arrogant, toff cunt. At least Boris is trying to do something to sort the mess out. Whether he’ll succeed remains to be seen.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

Jolie King and Mark Firkin

A massive and well earned cunting for Jolie King and Mark Firkin.

This pair of cunts are languishing in as less than salubrious jail in Iran. This pair of entitled pillocks decided to have a little around the world jolly, posting as they go to all there equally cuntish Instagram or other soshul meeja bollocks ‘followers’. Well the Iranians didn’t take kindly to them flying a drone around without permission and them them in the slammer. Fucking well done Iran.

Firstly, wandering around a massive shit hole like Iran is super cuntish. They fucking hate Westerners, so why the fuck would you even contemplate going there? Secondly, it’s brain dead of them flying a drone around. FfS, Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe is in the nick there for ‘spying’ so what makes these self entitled cunts think they can just wander into a hostile country and fly a fucking drone? Thirdly they are just cunts for wandering around taking selfies. I hope the Iranians let them keep their mobiles so they can document every miserable second of their incarceration. I want to see Marks face whilst he’s being shunted from behind by a six foot stinking Iranian.

Pop that on Facebook you cunt. Double cunts.

Nominated by Bertram Cuntatious DCO